*aggresively tailgates you*

>116d
neutered yuropoor bmw
>kek

your awd camry isnt fast

>3-series, more like I can't afford a 5-series: the car
>5-series, more like I can't afford a 6-series: the car
>6-series, more like I can't afford a 7-series: the car
>7-series, more like I can't afford a bentley: the car
>bentley, more like I can't afford a helicopter: the car
>helicopter, more like I can't afford a private jet: the vehicle

Should've bought a miata.

>Miata
>I cant afford to pay for my wife's son, the car

Lets turn this into a - what car beats bmw for same price?
Im talking used BMW's for 5k or less.

So for a budget of 5 k how can I humiliate bmw driver and his token model gf?

>wife
>I need a woman to justify my life, the life decision

More like >how will I fit all my hair accessories in the trunk: the car

>I'm such a newfriend I can't into greentext
>The post

Found the miata owner

Chuckle and maybe internally applaud his spirit

What ever you do, do not get a 1.6 or 1.8 bimer
and dont be a cuck and buy the low displacement diesel they have either
straight six petrol or huge ass diesel

>116d
>overtaking
realize I was pressing the wrong pedal the whole time and actually use the gas this time

If its really 116d
>humiliate him
If its not
>pretend i dont give a shit

My father has 550i with 520d badge. I always leave peasants wondering how the fuck did they get cucked by freaking 4 cylinder diesel

i can destroy a 1 series diesel with my vag eco box

hell i can outrun one on my mountain bike

Drop a gear, pass him, return to doing the speed-limit. Repeat as many times as is necessary, or until I get bored.

>keep driving as before
When I drive slow, I have reasons for driving slow.

Keep going my way cause I don't give a fuck to lesser humans.

Pit maneuver mid overtake

Neither is a 116d.

Shake my head an let out a sigh

>BMW still hasn't fully figured out hatch design

Do that in my part of the world and you should prepare for a gunfight.

move the throttle lever into full forwards position and leave that wheelfag behind

>Shoots probably misses.
>Teal shirt, Oakley wearing companion is deaf in his left ear for life. Permanent Tinnitus in his right ear.

>BMW 116d
>114 bhp, 199 lbs torque.
>3100 pounds.
>0-62mph in 10.4 seconds.

My car:
>410 hp at the rear wheels.
>My personal best 0-60: 4.2 Seconds.
>Car is about 300 pounds heavier.

I usually make it a point to drop it down to third gear and remind people like this they should have bought a faster car.

Race him, and win.

>How do you react?
I stay away from them because they are road raging. I want no part of some nutjob's daily anger tantrum.

I have tinnitus

it is not that bad desu senpai. I also hear high frequencies like when a TV or other device is just on in the other room (no sound either)

>miata
>wife

>116 d
>implying it can overtake anyone
TOP FUCKING KEK

faster than your d-series kiddo

Just keep driving.
You literally have nothing to gain by getting involved in a road rage episode, especially when the aggressor is driving that cuck-wagon.

I've seen enough people fly pass me and end up pulled over 5 min later that it just doesn't bother me.

Laugh short and than normal drive. The 1er BMW is a Meme

in snow, rav4

>implying i would give a fuck about some soccerdad mong
Yeah nah, m8. I'd keep cruising along.

this desu

I don't do anything because I drive a 95 hp 1 series 114d.

This.

A meme car that kills other similarly priced ''performance cars'' on track
youtube.com/watch?v=ORmy3q8ctL4

REEEEEE

>Be me
>mustang owner
>BMW passes me
>hit the gas
>slam into tree
>mfw

*aggresively tailgates you*

*overtakes you*

How do you react?

>*aggresively tailgates you*
Am I in the fast lane of a motorway?
If not:
Lose speed slowly at first, then suddenly. All without using the brakes so the lights don't come on.
That doesn't shake them?
Wiggle the wheel a bit, then more, and then even more. When the back end kicks out, most people back off.
If I AM in the fast lane of a motorway, I look for a spot in the middle lane and pull in.
If it's on a twisty A-road, then I'll just crank the speed up until they can't follow me, or they realise that I'm doing absurd speeds and back off.
>*overtakes you*
Wave them bye-bye like a cheeky cunt, carry on with my driving.
And hope they don't smack into anything and cause a traffic jam.

>>Miata
>>I cant afford to pay for my wife's son, the car

More like 'I want to drive fast but I'm too pussy to ride a motorbike', the car.
My Honda 125 has better acceleration than an MX-5. The only thing they have on me is speeds, because I'm limited by law to 60MPH until I can prove I know what the fuck I'm doing with a bigger bike.
And don't actually have enough power to go over 60 anyway.

I had one of these pull out of a side road in front of me, then drive at 5 below on a road that was too busy to pass on.

This, but also smile about my new temporary "radar detector".

lol with your color coordinated wheels?

They add 5hp a wheel m8. Stay jelly.

You live in Iraq?

t, Kim Chang Shin

Beginning PIT maneuver

I ride a 1000cc touring motorcycle and I have two miata's. Go fuck yourself with your honda 125

> touring bike
Yeah, that's your problem. Get a real bike instead of an oversized scooter.

t. never driven one, that one's turbocharged

memes aside should i an 120d 2.0 or a golf v 1.9 tdi as first car

Cant react™, dont wanna get sued

That fine, as long as they don't instantly slow down the second they're out of a safe merging area. Every time I got to work I end up behind some fat chick in a suv who will go 5 under the whole time and the second there is a passing area suddenly they're doing 20 over making it less safe for me to pass.

So you drive an ss Camaro? Good choice

>base model BMW

I let this shit go 99% of the time, but some people just need to be put in their place.

>overtake him just as aggressively
>slow down in front of him
>wait for him to overtake
>speed up as he tries to passes
>he's forced to go behind me again due to oncoming traffic
>he pulls out again to overtake me, certain this time
>floor and smoke his expensive shitbox with my more powerful shitbox
>let him pass now that he knows his BMW badge means nothing

wee ooo wee ooo fake cop coming thru weeeee ooooo weeee ooo

I can buy a scooter with more power than your third world country delivery boy bike

>driving 350 SBC ranger
>Guy overtakes me
>I laugh as I pin my heavy as fuck gas pedal to the floor and the ANCIENT TH400 3 speed auto wakes the fuck up from cruising and curses me for disturbing its slumber
>Stock 7.5 rear end begins to howl purely out of fear
>350 dumps gas and smoke out of it's hardly existent exhaust
>Driver of BMW has enough time to see Black-Ugly fiberglass-stepside-Ford-Mazda-DEATHmachine pass them at 130
>Dies of carbon monoxide poisoning as oil and smoke covers their windshield
>I tip my ball cap as song of the south destroys my door speakers and I spit another chaw out the window and onto the side of the truck

I cut him off and slow down, forcing him to soak up the badge of my superior bmw

A third scooter? Why would you want that?

My bike is literally a starter bike. I don't know what I'm doing yet and don't want to accidentally cannon myself into the back of a truck. I'm taking my full license in the summer, then buying a proper sports bike.
I have a sensible practical DD. I want a bike to go fast.

M badge means nothing at this point

Only logical reaction honestly

>turbocharged flat 4
>awd
>bad fuel economy
>torque instead of revs

>camry

good funny meme

Continue driving safely because playing stupid games only gets you stupid prizes.