I saw Vayne Solidor at a fruit stall in Archadia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “A hound, begging for scraps at the Emperor's table. Would you serve another master, hound?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the streets with like fifteen Nethicite shards in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Your Highness, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the shards and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magickal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each shard and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by treasoning really loudly.
Dylan Gonzalez
In Circa Old Valendian 706, Vayne Solidor met with the families of the Dreadnought Leviathan victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airship noises and mimicked two airships compressing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Vayne became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Jaxson Williams
>want to make Ramza into a dark knight >unlock requirements are fucking ridiculous Is the grind even worth it?
Joshua Hughes
no
Chase Foster
Servers are up.
James Kelly
Freya is not a rat! She is a cute and the best estate waifu
Isaac Long
>Someone memed it would have AOE stop or petrify and I believed it
Carter Miller
>2 tickets >key >3 white magicite >3 white megacite
Connor Gomez
But he isn't end game God tier future proof. What's the point? Maybe if they paid me 10k lapis I would take him. I deserve the best for a game I didn't pay for
Elijah Young
it has AoE PAR (30%), and 100% ST PAR in its counter.
Bentley Adams
>3 rainbow crystals for 10k Thanks Gumi, you ain't so bad afterall
Christian Evans
Rainbow crystal shattered into Snow. I wanna die lads.
Lincoln Wilson
>got the Race to Rank 15 rewards back There's a god after all.
Anthony Martinez
Vayne stinks on ice.
Henry Adams
You still have two more to use anyway. Save it for the Orlandu banner maybe.
Ethan Lee
Is it actually leaked somewhere?
Brayden Gutierrez
where do you see that confirmed at
Xavier Perry
for 150 lapis a tickie you be a reatard not to buy. Unless you also don't have enough for the 3 rainbows.
I'm saving all three for the orlandu banner. It's hard resisting the urge to blow all 3 on noctis right now.
check your messages nerds
Zachary Adams
Who do I feed the MP and LB pots?
Jackson Harris
...
Dylan Perry
bad user no
Josiah Green
>check your messages I'm just gettinf the bundle message twice
Zachary Barnes
The message doesnt say when the rainbows expire though. Maybe I'll try one on the Noctis banner.
Liam Watson
I checked my messages, it just has two of the same message about the daily bundles.
Gabriel Edwards
You're not going to upgrade Medius as well, are you?
Josiah Martinez
I'm suspecting some sort of advanced shitposting going on, because there's zero mention of other rewards and even if this dumb shit about redeemable rainbows is true, it's not worth 10k just for that.
Jacob Walker
they don't expire user
Aiden Collins
Seriously I'm at a loss where the fuck is this rainbow thing
Bentley Sanders
>figure I'll drop the three tickets from the login reward + bundle because I wouldn't mind one more Chizuru to make farming another Blade Mastery a bit faster and Noctis would be cool to have >second ticket gives me Noctis neat.
Lincoln Walker
I'm thinking is right, and that this is just a troll to get people riled up.
Sounds like bullshit and there is actually no evidence of it.
Asher Carter
Now that the dust has settled, what can I expect? What am I in for? We can all agree that she's our girl, right?
Oliver Wood
So in FFIVR how do you unlock more classes?
My friends and I have gone decently deep into the Mirror, defeated Exdeath and went a little bit into the void. Still have a bunch of classes left locked.
Gavin Garcia
She's pretty cool for a cat, but she isn't my girl.
Wyatt Brooks
This is a lie. There is no message.
John Richardson
most of them are from beating secret bosses or doing other secret stuff.
Ian Martinez
>Cecil, CoD, and Exdeath in the same 10+1
No rainbows, but I'm damn satisfied with this draw.
Is it me or is the most expensive bundle actually of decent value?
10k lapis, 10 tickets and some other crap for the price of two movie tickets and popcorn.
Connor Gray
>4 star bedile Hahahaha. That's largely a sad pull.
Although I'm jelly of the three good units. I wish I had any of them.
Jacob Turner
Where on earth do you live where a couple tickets and some popcorn runs you nearly the price of a new game?
Chase Roberts
yes kupo I couldn't agree more
why think about it: $50 is only a day's worth of coffee. that's totally worth it when you think about it like that
Cameron Sullivan
Can you give me tips on how to build a good party? These are my units so far. I'm not sure if i should replace Roselia with Cloud of Darkness and leave Cecil as both tank and healer?
Logan Bell
here's a tip for you
reroll that garbage
Charles Morgan
>Daily >Charlotte FUCK >Ticket >Charlotte FUCK >ANOTHER TICKET >Penelo FUCK YOU >FINAL TICKET >Mercedes FUCKING FINALLY, THE DREAM HAS COME TRUE Time to grind her, and get stuck in 5* with Snow because I have not enough one kind of materials
Jason Barnes
I forgot to mention fuel and parking costs.
Fuck you Jewgle, go back to RK. 50 bucks is at least 3 day's worth of coffee.
Gabriel Thompson
If I'm reading this correctly, you get one pull per group, and you have an equal chance to get any of the sets in that group?
And the first two are male/female sets of two OSB/USB/BSB relics and the third set is a guaranteed Sentinel's Grimoire/Platinum Sword/Fire Lash/Thyrus, so a 1/2 chance of a Wall and a 1/2 chance of a Boostga?
Thomas Ross
>BE wants my facebook login info again what happened with this patch?
Aaron Morris
Roselia is your only healer, keep her, you will eventually get Refia or Krile that are better
really, you want to grind your entire party and CoD , and then just use them as needed, you don't simply stick to 5 units
Fang is also great if you have a good Lance or her unique Lance
Daniel Rivera
reroll bro
Zachary Green
For 300! I jumped on that deal
Jace Watson
I know the 4* is shit, but I don't think it's too bad a pull for a newer account since I didn't have any of the good units. I have enough materials to awaken Exdeath and Cecil to 5* due to running maze so much, so that's not too bad.
Jacob Young
let's hope japs aren't as retarded as BE players and don't let themselves be fucked in the ass like that And before any BE player gets triggered, you can't deny gumi has been fucking you in the ass
Angel Ortiz
>finished building and leveling party >no way of improving other than tm farming gear Wow, theres not much else left to this game is there?
Josiah Fisher
Is it a one time only offer?
Thomas Torres
It's today and tomorrow
John Hall
I want to marry Cerius.
Daniel Ross
New Year fest.
The first three on top are the Gem only ones. The first sais "Get a pair of OSB and BSB." Second is "Get a pair of BSB and SSB." Third is "Get some popular shit."
Pretty disappointed, but I suppose it was ineviteble. I wonder about the price tag, probably high as shit.
For the first banner they show Cloud and Pecil, whose BSBs grand EnElement and their OSBs build on that said element, so except these kind of pairs. Others like these are Squall, Quistis, Hope, Kain, Rydia, Luneth, Jecht, Tidus, Maria, Tifa, Bartz and I suppose a case could be made for Vaan and his shitty OSB mechanic as well.
Zachary Roberts
Thats the last of my lapis. Fucking gumi is wringing me dry.
I think it's more like pay for a draw for assorted relics and then pick a pair of relics.
Grayson Rodriguez
NO! STOP! This isn't Chizuru. What the fuck? A-at least now I have all the XIII units. Haha.
Jaxson Long
Speaking off, isn't it almost time for Keeper's Choice 3 in Global?
Mason King
There'd be no need for this list of odds if it was "pick a pair of relics".
Robert Gray
Fuse them all into a lumi.
Joseph Scott
>2 additional daily draws for 300 lapis sign me up. the 48$ 10k lapis/10ticket might actually get me to spend too.
Elijah Green
It's technically worth it for 150 per ticket. That's 6 runs worth of old maps for lapis rewards so maybe 30 nrg?
Carter Martin
First is 2 11 draws plus a random selection of the first batch.
Second is 1 11 draw and second batch.
Third is 1 single draw and one of the meta relics.
Easy pass. Still scummy, fuck you jewgle.
William Hughes
Yeah, you don't even pick the pair. Pretty lame selection actually, but kind of an alright way to get whale money.
Grayson Wilson
These are so underwhelming, the only thing I would like from this fest so far is the Noctis sword and Gilgamesh gloves and I can live without them too. Damn, my JP acc is so stacked.
Matthew Thomas
I think the "single pull + a meme relic" isn't TOO terrible for the price if you don't have any of them (or even for a 50% chance for a Wall if you already had Shout/Sheepsong).
Brayden Thompson
now that we've seen true jewry from mobius, this doesn't seem like shit anymore.
this is, dare I say it, useful jewry. schutzjude as the germans called it.
Kevin Rodriguez
um as long as it doesnt lead people to forget that jewry is evil. its a slippery slope
Robert Martinez
Yeah, that one is pretty fine. Also, there is a guaranteed OSB banner too.
Jonathan Lewis
Should I spend 5k lapis on 35% for 5 different TMRs or an 11x draw towards Noctis & Chizuru?
Carson Parker
That depends on the TMR's you're maxing.
Liam Allen
I think the choice is obvious.
Isaiah Morris
This is Dr Jewgle's cousin who is visiting for the festive period
Say something nice to him
Justin Gray
You should go right
Isaac Jones
kys
Daniel Lewis
dumb smelly moogle scum
Colton Long
I hope you get a cute girl of your own
Henry Robinson
What are the most effective weapon/movesets in XV? I want to love the spear but it just doesn't compare to greatsword/daggers
What about shields? ahyuck!
Joseph Hill
no you shouldn't.
Michael Collins
1. you need to git gud. Spears have a great skillset. especially the royal arm one.
2. shelds are decent stat/resist boosters. not a fan of the move set in general, but the royal arm shield has a fantastic aoe.
Carter Jenkins
Greg, PCecil, Agrias, Zidane, Ludmille. I've completed one Zidane and one Alma.
Nathan Fisher
the most effective weapons and moves depend entirely on what enemies you are fighting
Lincoln Kelly
>finally get a 4* during Noctis banner >Shantotto GOD DAMNIT
Josiah Rogers
If you have that team you don't need those TMs yet. Just chill out my man.
Use the lapis on dailies and hoard tickets.
Ryan Williams
...
Kevin Hall
Is there a reason to save arena tickets?
Ryan Robinson
> him
That's clearly a voluptuous lady
Owen Torres
Ignis only loves Noctis.
Jaxson Mitchell
they're not the best banners, not even the best v banners, but one thing to consider about the current event is that the first torment dungeon will be v synergy
