You're driving through an undercover carpark and these two alphas laugh at you as you drive past

>FWD

>brown manlets
>alpha
nope

same person

rev my glorious straight piped nippon 2.5 litre turbocharged inline six at them and watch them cry

>Alpha
>Hey bro, your computah has a wirus

Do a 360 snap oversteer and drive away

>driving 90s turbo shitbox
>looks like shit
>stop at redlight
>toybaru pulls up beside me at light
>turns green
>he peels out
>gets 2 car lengths ahead when I decide fuck it
>spool up and catch up with him
>poor little 4 cylinder pouring it's heart out from the sounds of it
>laugh because i'm only sitting at 4k rpm still pulling away
>WOT and throw flames for extra butthurt

What a fag car.

>even a FWD surpass that shit

Drown out their laughter with Eurobeat...

>FWD

>250 hp extra
>700 pounds more
>100 ps/tonne more
>only 1/10 of a second of difference

GG Amerifags

>Costs less.

>"he thinks he's dagumi"

>Dat butthurt

I'm genuinely surprised the type r isn't at least 3500lbs. I guess it doesn't have awd components though

They didn't laugh but told me to join them

Keep driving.

Cant complain there, pal. I love the E46 since NFS MW.

You are still comparing a Honda Civic to a BMW sports car tho.

>Tfw your girlfriend tells you that that red car looks so beautiful and asks you why you didn't get it and that it's making her "cum"

>tfw cucked by younger 86.

>FWD

>a slightly heavier much more powerful RWD supercharged V8 car has defeated a lightweight shitbox civic FWD turbo 4 cyl

WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED!

>FWD

>comparing an AWD twin turbo V6 to a mono turbo inline 4 FWD
>HAHA! THAT WILL SHOW THEM FWD SUCKS!

>Mfw all dat FWD butthurt

Here's an easier one for you kiddo
>FWD

Thank you.

>FF cucks on suicide watch

Thingsthathappenedforreal.png

Only a mono turbo? What a fag, real men have stereo turbos

>tfw a soccermom taking her kids to training will do it faster than FWD cucks

What the fuck did you take these on? An iphone 4? kek

kek for you sir

An Iphone 5 lol.

I love the old grainy effects, it makes it look like an 80s JDM pic.

Sounds like 90% of the vehicles I worked on that come in for recalls.

that really depends on what part of the world you're in

It's FWD. It should be light.

>drumpf fags like fwd cars
Not surprised desu

>undercover carpark
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

A car park that is under cover

>TFW motorcycles more powerful then my shitbox

>faggot-wheel drive
kek, no thanks

Drive up to them and have a small 86 meet and crusise.

>middle aged betas in V6 Honda Oddesseys driving past like

>.... Because they know they're faster

Why do people buy these? They are slow as fuck

>6.2s 0-60
>140mph top speed
>"Slow as fuck"

>coworker wanted a "fun" rwd car to drive
>owns a commuter car (focus)
>tell him get a V8 turd gen or foxbody if he wants to just have fun
>spends $28,000 on a BRZ

he regrets it everyday

Yes. Slow as fuck.
Slower than a 1.6 liter 20k dollar fwd hatchback

if Im going to spend almost 30k on a "fast" car it aint gonna be one of these

I was just about to say that sounds about on par with a fiesta but beat me to it

All this tells me is that an St is a good, quick car, which literally everyone on Veeky Forums already knew.

Also
>FRS starting MSRP $26305
>Fiesta ST MSRP $21460

However the styling and interior is much nicer in the FRS, plus rwd. The only legitimate criticism I see is the FRS is slightly overpriced.

What is this pic from? What website?

silly OP actually thinks that alphas drive ricers.

Don't cry when you get smoked by a turbo import, my boomer friend

Those stats would be acceptable if it wasn't marketed as a
>"""""sports""""""" car
When it gets smoked by a lot of econoboxes on the street.

>undercover carpark
What is it disguised as?

It wasn't built to set track records, though. It was designed to be a fun lightweight rwd DD.

Gay bath house

Nice meme

> Ignore them and keep driving
> If I divert any of my attention to them, Mummy is going to drive her crossover out of a space and T-bone me, or hammer me up the ass because she's tailgating.

Multi-storey car parks are deathtraps with crossovers around.
Last time I went to one, I had to let the passenger out first, then back in so I could open my door and get out. I was that hemmed in by shitty parking.

Google search Fastest Laps

Drown out laughter with camaro revving

put 4x4 in gear and try to drive over those speed bumps

>Don't cry when you get smoked by a turbo import, my boomer friend
heh youtube.com/watch?v=Mw-tDsxIju4&t=

>undercover carpark
i probably couldn't hear them over my exhaust

...

>tfw your gf what hentai means
>tfw she thinks the owner is an autistic kid for watching cartoon porn

park shitty mr2 pull out bat beat the shit outta there 32000 dollar cars they pay 400 bucks a moth to borrow from a lot and laugh when they beat my 200 dollar car to shit that ill still drive

Cypress bro, is that you??

>ignore
>hear muffled explosion behind me
>alpha sandnogs snackbarred themselves

What the fuck makes it fun if it's slower than econoboxes and minivans?

laugh because men in their mid-life crisis with jap cars are just as pathetic

Have you ever sat in one?

The controls(steering, shifter, pedals) are very well made and satisfying to operate, the seating position is optimal, the car itself has a low center of gravity and a stiff chassis making it very fun in the corners. Also it has tight gears, hitting the redline all the time is fucking fun.

Trying to extract 100% from a slow car by making it go as fast as possible in the corners is more fun than cruising on a highway in a 500hp ship.

Here's a perfect example
youtu.be/rnktwJ71LBA?t=8m45s

Classic

>matching cars
what a cute couple

Laugh because my 18 year old shitbox is way faster and handles better stock

>Type R vs M3

lmao are you retarded?

Yeah, that''s a much better comparison. Why even bother with FWD if you want performance? Goddamn.

how is she wrong?

That is slow as fuck for a sports car.

He's got a point, not to mention, an alpha would probably give a fuck less about owning a quick, little, turbo import and would probably get something more intimidating looking. An older Charger or newer Challenger comes to mind.

4 year old car vs brand new, who would've thought it would have been comparable

Realize that I have more torque than both those cars and another 100Nm to spare with my 4cyl FWD.

Feel a deep seated sense of concern.

My daily doesn't fit in underground car parks, it's way too tall.

So if I'm in here, looking at these cunts looking at me, I have no idea how I got in. Or any idea on how I'm going to try and get back out.

Bad day, man.

>rev engine and chirp tires
>every single alarm in the parking garage goes off
>glass shatters
>their tires explodes
>alphas internal organs liquidated
>collapse to the ground bleeding cerebral spinal fluid from every orifice
>cvt transmissions blow out of the the bottom of rice mobiles
>laugh to my deaf self as I cruise away in my 3 speed

Toot my land barge's two-tone horn and smile.

Only reason I wanted her to win was to see these

almost sounds as fun as actually being fast

oh wait its not

>Alphas
OP wouldn't know a Type-A if he slapped his gf's (>implying) ass in the club.

Those two look like they work in the UX department of google or some other 21st century tech company.

One of them slaps your car's bumper as you drive past
>what do?

>2008 Ram 1500