/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

self deprecating and vagueposting edition

>Starlight Celebration (December 15th - December 31st)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/

>Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca

>Tokyo Fanfest (December 23rd - December 24th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/34e70073fb0a9d3f7059d05394abe5faf882f0a2

>Patch 3.45 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu

Previously:

Dl mvbuk aol kpzabyihujl dpaopu aol zfzalt. 'Jyvd' pz ohukspun pa. Vwlyhapvu uhtl: 'Zwopue'.

Sad elezen edition

Gaycat edition

Super secret C@ Present for super secret c@s only.

hello

Can we at least get a hint?

I really wanna open this present but its already got someone else name on it.

It may or may not contain secrets
A very sleepy c@

haha, time for elves!

Is erp socially accepted on Balmung? Will I be slut shamed if I go around with multiple people?

Why did you have to pick such a boring cat EB? You could have had the world.

That's a nice butt. I'll give it a 10.

Pretty sure it's socially accepted in Balmung, yeah. Just not from the Balmung crowd in /xivg/.

Yes and no

I approve of this edition

Not among other erpers, non erping normies on Balmung usually just avoid it and don't talk about it outside of the odd, usually innocent, joke (e.g., "erp is the true endgame here" etc.)

You can expect scorn from thread shitposters if you avatarfag or find yourself entangled with a notorious ebin, that's about it

yeah no, nobody actually cares

WHO is that cat on the left?!

Because they're my irl best friend.

Isnt it improper to erp with your irl best friend?

if you mean the guy, me
the girl, c@ who gave me their panties

post julskinka.

Good taste

I asked for a NAME not what they did

Maybe it's more than just friendship irl

I'm not giving you their name, sorry friend

The chocobo dying thing is retarded!!

I keep bouncing around other dark colors but never get soot black.

I just tried this combo AGAIN and now have to wait 6 hours AGAIN to see if its gonna work

Your post has reminded me that c@boys are cancer and should be gassed.

Y-you mean they're touching their front tails together irl?

I aint your friend. I just like the other cat.

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I want to pet the bunny girl.

yes

Surely you could come up with something better than that?
well, continue liking them from afar
they're really nice except when they toss snowballs at me

make my wish come truuuuue
all i want for christmas is (you)s...

I can't believe maleposters, in general, haven't been eradicated off the face of this planet yet. Let alone c@boys...
Maybe some day the world will be just

awena

bp

Post tummies.

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Hey, I could really use some kind words, if anyone has any to spare today, of all days.

In return, I hope you all have a great life, there's really no one I wish ill will upon, even those that have tried to hurt me, because I know that time makes all these little squabbles irrelevant anyways, what matters is the positive things.

I would be in very big trouble if i posted the last tummy pic i took

All my friends abandoned me and I hope I die! The best thing for both of us would be the sweet embrace of death, my dude!

I HAVE AN IMAGE FOR THIS

i like this post

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there is no need to be upset user, is only game.

Yeah I have a lot of kind words add me truly yours in zalera

Why does this game look like TES IV: Oblivion?

A man made fun of my pompadour at Quarry Mill I'M NEVER GOING BACK.

why did you leave Balmung?

Here's to you, user, and to hoping whatever's got you down right now will pass with time. Stay strong and remember it's never too late to reach out to someone be it a professional or a friend.

If you're on Balmung I'd offer you some company if you could use some.

A better question would be, "why did I stay there for so long?"

nice

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Spuki...

We don't talk like we used to.

here (you) go thpuki

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post butties

What happened user

Kiss, what's the DPS required to beat the A12S dummy? I'm trying to beat it at i241 and can only hit 1.9k.

Thanks, I have a good friend to lean on currently, but she's not always around, so I do my best. What's your IGN?

For MNK it's 2400ish I think.

why did you have to leave tho

Stay strong, user.

Swing by Limsa, if you're ever in Gilg.

Welp, guess I have to stop sucking. I also need to get rid of the eikon ring and valkyrie gloves. But I mostly need to stop sucking.

shark bp

We just did this last night, farmgirl.

>can't find a stoic elf / lizard friend to spend time with

fug

>tfw he spends more time shitposting than talking to you

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W-welp. Fuck, senpai.

What's wrong, anyhow? What's got you so blue?

talk to him then

I'm not in the business of dropping names but you can find me on Balmung.

>farmgirl
meria's on gilgamesh now?

i try

>boy
kys

rip
post name

I only recently cleared the A12S dummy... and I'm at ilvl 257. I've been tightening and refining my opener & rotation, so that's helped a lot, but I don't know if I could still manage to clear the dummy if I were 10 ilvls lower. I pretty much need to be gear carried.

No, thank you.

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this is the best christmas of my LIFE

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Is buying Fantasia for gil against ToS? Would really like to buy one for gil but has no idea how and if it's even legal.

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best christmas of my life would have you use a fantasia lmao

*boops ur nose*

It's illegal but you won't get caught unless you're retarded

Welcome to the illegal fanta market, smuggled in through the Ala Mego border. Only the finest of Fantasias.

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ohhhh shiiiiittttttt!!! i was considering returning to catboy actually, maybe you will have a good christmas too

i want to eat cake with this snowman

honk honk

Mhigo
Thanks auto correct.

inb4 meria pimping you out with fantasias like a greedy cougar lady so you go back to male character

don't do it spuki or u will go back to hugbox manifestos

I'll be on in a bit, talk to you then.

Do you have an f-list

>MCH's playstyle after getting Gauss Barrel

I was having so much fun, too

Don't even think about switching to Bard, it gets literally the exact same thing.