This is so much fucking fun to do during rush hour

That's true, but there's a kind of duality to these kinds of things.

Speeding or driving under both cause accidents.

How is this funny? You and your cousin are just as cancerous

this is why europe has less accidents per capita

they keep to the right if they're not passing and don't purposely drive in the passing lane just to piss people off for no reason, clogging up traffic and slowing everyone down

>to extract salt
thank god 14 year olds aren't allowed to drive yet. gen z speak is so dumb it hurts.

Do you not understand the concept of trolling?
We drive around during rush hour to intentionally slow down traffic anyway we can.

>drivan 5-7 MPH over limit because dun want a ticket
>someone starts tailgating
>engine brake to speed limit
>[high beams intensify]
>engine brake 3-5 mph below limit if they continue
>coast up to every stop in neutral
huehue

>I slow everyone down during the most active hours and arguably the most dangerous just because I can
>causing accidents is fun

Alternatively, push a bunch of nails into a cup like pic related and toss into oncoming traffic, preferably when no one is coming from oncoming traffic. Come back around and 9 times out of 10 someone will be up the road with a crushed foam cup nailed to a flat tire lel.

Forgot pic

Europe also has many many fewer miles driven per capita. Ever think that may have more to do with it?

We get it. The "lol i trole you" defense doesn't make you any less cancerous.

I know it's cancerous. That's the fucking point of it.

Also see and

> Prius
And nothing of value was lost.

Mostly, it's driver education and regulation on car maintenance.
Most American cars wouldn't pass their annual inspection in Europe. Most wouldn't make it around the first corner on the way to the test centre.

>IRL trolling and endangering others is fun

It's funny for me at least.
That's all that counts for me.

>physically harming someone
>trolling
>using the word troll 2016
this could literally be considered attempted man slaughter.
i hope the samething happens to you with a lifted truck

>implying I would be dumb enough to pull out in front of a monster truck wannabe

My main targets are 4 door and coupes.

Also good luck proving it in court.

haha holy shit

Obvious bait thread is obvious

Sage

My favorite variation is when there is a left lane freight train coming up and you pull out. Everybody bunches up until one impatient asshole tries a flying right lane pass, only to find I'm still the asshole up front that is now blocking both lanes.

When I'm just in front of the car I'm passing I hit my right turn signal then accelerate into the right lane and hit my cruise control at 3 mph faster.

STOP FREIGHT TRAINING THE LEFT LANE

That's illegal you know. If you sit in the passing lane you will be pulled over and ticketed.

haha no.

Cops could care less, as long as you aren't speeding.

>100 ticketed in 1st year of Indiana highway slowpokes law

wndu.com/content/news/100-ticketed-in-1st-year-of-Indiana-highway-slowpokes-law-385525121.html

no user you dont understand you can do anything on the road as long as you don't go 10 over, cops dont care
trust me i ride a bus

>Waaah waaah that person is going faster than me i better take unnecessary risk and endanger other drivers by impeding traffic no one should drive faster than me

You're not the police faggot

what a shitty thread
great job

>getting baited

so you are basically a pussy i treat all cars equally so i cut off anyone i want on my scoot. how does it feel to have a bicycle with a lawnmower engine have more balls that you with your security blanket civic

and btw
>trace ip
>find who used said ip or the ip that the post was created and find the imei
>find the owner of the device
>find any related aligations
>report it

>what are VPNs

>thank god 14 year olds aren't allowed to drive yet.

Not any of those guys (first time in this thread), but I have seen such types of trolling. People deliberately go slower in the left lanes just because they are personally upset of people ignoring laws. So their own personal butthurt causes those people to self-appoint themselves as enforcers of the law. They go into the left lanes and do only the speed limit.

I had a former coworker like that. He was very religious and always upset at how people didn't obey the Ten Commandments from the Bible. He basically had a lot of butthurt about non-religious people disobeying the Ten Commandments. So he would go into the left lane or HOV lane if he had others with him and drive exactly the speed limit. Mind you, this is not just the left public lane. The toll lanes and the HOV lanes are usually where the fastest drivers are especially since they are less congested.

That was his way of getting the gentiles and atheists to obey laws I guess.

>implying 16 year old OP is posting with a VPN