What is this memetic gook car

what is this memetic gook car

>see hp
>see absolute fucking GARBAGE 0-60 time

>already know why their car is fucking trash
>why it's fucking garbage lads

>because it's got millienial massively inflated weight

>google that shit

>those two words
>that reveal all
>that tell the true story of why yoru car is fucking garbage shit

>curb
>mother
>fucking
>weight

>curb weight

>OVER 2 FUCKING TONS

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES

garbage shit car

>luxury car
>caring about weight

>I-IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT

>gooks
>""""""luxury"""""""

Queue the Continental/MKZ shills...

HAY GUYS MY FLAGSHIP FULLY LOADED 4 DOOR FULL SIZED LUXURY SEDAN IS TOO HEAVY

IT MUST BE A BAD VEHICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much it weighs has fuck all to do with anything. You look and sound like a child or dumbshit right now.

not everything weighs as little as your 98 corolla

Compared to the V8 landbarges Veeky Forums always circlejerks about, I don't see much an issue.

>2nd gen Crown Vic, 1840 kg, 239 HP, 8 seconds to 60 mph
>LS400, 1750 kg, 251 HP, 8 seconds to 60 mph
>Hyundai Genesis, 2086 kg, 420 HP, 5 seconds to 60 mph (data from C&D)

Comfy ride, relatively quick, what's not to like?

And depreciation hits them like a 2 ton anvil
the pre-G80 Genesis lost nearly 60% of it's value in 2 years. I see the non-facelifted ones for sale balancing between 12 and 16k depending on miles and engine.

The only problem is the actual cheap landbarge that is the Dodge Charger being very affordable, too.

Sometimes, OP is a bigger faggot than usual

>weight and 0-60 matter in a luxury car

Kill yourself you fucking pleb

You think people driving Bentley's, Rolls, and Maybach's give a flying fuck that their mobile castle weighs more than 3 shitty Miata's? No, they don't.

this board hates these cars with autistic intensity. It's a luxury car. it's going to be heavy.

It's got a terrible price point and the depreciation will put anyone off new purchases. Otherwise it is a perfectly serviceable lux sedan

why are they ripping the bentley logo so hard?

They're ripping off a lot of companies. They even employ designers from yurop to rip off european cars

Who buys new cars anyway? The depreciation is what makes me like them.
>wait a couple years
>buy for under 15k
Decently reliable, good power, smooth ride, cheap to service, cheap to own, etc.

gooks cannot do anything right

V8 land barges scream AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE while the Hyundai look like a German car ripoff. Also the v8 trim(at least they have the decency of not offer a 4 cylinder) cost a fortune and we can only afford cars that cost less than 5k.
Think about the ls400 it's everything a land barge fan want but it will never be cooler than a Caprice despite being better.

So just like most luxury cars?

terrible car

completely ripped bentley's logo and damage bentleys rep by mass producing this shitbox

LITERALLY BADGEWHORING: The Car

Look here little shit. Not all LS400 make 260 HP fucking nimrod. The only acceptable and best barge is LS400

I'd take one over an "american luxury" car.

What did he mean by this?

My T6 is 4400 with gas, luggage and 2 people in it and I can do a very low 13 quarter

0-60 times don't mean shit

But heavenly trips ALWAYS confirm the truth.

Nobody asked you but good job parroting memes

You are so profoundly autistic or immature that I can hardly understand you.

Surprise surprise a modern full sized sedan weighs more than 4000 lbs

>MEEEEEEEMS
>LOOK I CALLED IT A MEME
How the fuck is it a meme car
I see no image macros