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It's fucking cold edition! Rev up dem APUs faggots.
>Swift a shit
>4 4 t o n n e s
>lot lizards and human trafficking
>leasing a scam
>go O/O like tfag and clear $950k/yr while only working 3 days a week
>don't sign that contract
>community college, private schools, financial aid and gubbermint grants
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/tfg/, y u no post pics of your rigs?
>TFW the unrelenting cold has finally let up and I am working in 2°C weather instead of -40°C with the wind chill, thank God.
Nobody needs to see a shitbox columbia 3x a day
>>go O/O like tfag and clear $950k/yr while only working 3 days a week
>clear $950k/yr
>$950,000
>Per year
Wat
showed us his w2s last year. I'm sure someone has a screen shot
>Intertrashional has had to be plugged in since it was 10C here
Please fucking kill me. I can't go anywhere and shut the truck off for long periods without it not starting. At least the block heater works good though. Wish it did something about the oil too though.
>Nobody wants to see my rig
>Posts photo of rig
Zuz my fuzz.
Hurrdurr what is photoshop
So majestic.
>55 KB JPG
>/tfg/, y u no post pics of your rigs?
Because I'm specialised and only an handful of guys do it.
I don't need some sperg to make false complaints.
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Most of that went to diesel cost.
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The shame.
And for something different.
>I don't need some sperg to make false complaints.
Don't you mean you don't need a fender mirror user to make false complaints.
>I am a very important and mysterious truck driver
>I couldn't possibly use photo editing software to obscure logos and distinguishing marks
>logos
LMFAO
The whole truck is custom airbrushed.
Sorry you are a poor cumpney driver.
I drive a cuckpany truck
Times like these made 3.5mpg at $4.25/gal worth it.
>Boys can drive pink too, it's not gay, honest!
It's so cold my foam mattress pad isnt squishy anymore. I guess I'll be leaving the heater on in the back tomorrow.
Thats just spraypainted one color.
Do you even know what air brushing is
>expecting fendirror users to know anythi g
Took out another car today, /tfg/
>fendirror user detected
How can you faggots even drive on that shit. Texas regional 4 life.
How bad is the Illinois/Indiana area? Gotta move through there to Ft. Wayne.
Heavy Haulage Australia?
there are a lot of niggers where youre going
>remembered to park with muh trailer brakes open
Lock the doors and keep the hammer down.
>sterling
fucking finally. i figured they would be more common for this drinking game.
>shoulda gone with freightliner.
>mspaint on my cellphone
>implying we didnt have 3 guys immediately hunt down emmy and report him the second he posted his trainers truck.
doing gods work. keep it up
>i am gonna get such bad karma come spring for sitting out this whole winter.
Is this why I am getting fat?
So what really happened was this guy went out of his way to seek out the only snowy patch of road left in NWI and decided to use it to pass me on the right. This did not end well. Plus he bent my rim which was pretty rude desu
And due to the shitty american system you will get it put on your record even tho it was no fault of your own.
Probably not.
am spooked
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yes.
boo
HDR at its best.
>implying there's no sort of image editing software on your phone
>implying implications
Not really, but if you have a few more meals like this throughout the day after doing nothing but holding a steering wheel, yes.
>nothing but holding a steering wheel
Very fitting considering I have an automatic.
I dont usually eat that but at this one truck stop you get a free feed when you fill with 1000L or more. So I always plan that stop well if I am going that way.
You disgust me.
"all seasons are fine"
Piss off, I'm not about to throw down my own cash to polish some other dudes rims. If he wants them clean, he can comp me washes or give me cleaner, but he don't, so it stays dirty.
kik
Difference is you've got a shiny drive wheel and he's got a shitty company trailer
K.
> I make art projects about strangers to deal with my negative emotions
Good luck with that user.
prove em all wrong br/o/
All my wheels are shiney. Even my trailer is shiney.
Is Whiney-Kun kill? He hasn't posted in a bit and that bad ass winter storm passed and he's been scarce since.
>be primefag
>co-driver and ride home for Florida vacay wants to leave Saturday
>Winter storm Decima shows up
>pours nopecicles on the terminal
>convince him to ride it out since he's a noob
>has never seen snow or driven in ice
>Prime is trusting him with a spanking-new 579 auto
>mfw some noob ass driver at the terminal said the only real truck is a Peterbilt because he has a 579
>it's auto
>mfw two-pedal snowflakes think they are bad ass supertruckers or some shit
rekt
>all that processed meat
yes
based K100 cabover
I'm still here senpai, haven't seen proper snowfall this winter tho. I've only been as far north as Denver these past two months.
Do you have some interior shots of that zany thing?
>real truck is a Peterbilt
That's true, because it is a paccar euro truck now
You can only be badass supertrucker with an 18sp auto.
>Badass supertrucker
>Auto
Bandicoot.
I couldn't care less if I changed another gear again. Plus the 18sp MXP is great full manual mode plus economy and performance based on pedal input.
But you company cucks will never know a quality gearbox as you are stuck with shitty 10spds.
>Bandicoot.
what is this homosexual roughneck meme
>Oilfag
>10 speed manual transmissions for driving in the off road conditions of the oilfields of Northern Canada
>Company cuck
Bundesliga.
Roughnecks work on drilling or workover/service rigs my dude, its not a catch all term for oilpatch workers.
Yeah, we all get drunk on the day off and what happens in the dark stays in the dark. Meh.
Yes it certainly is. You just don't want to be associated with the supressed homosexual urges.
It's ok, you're on Veeky Forums. We already know.
Oh, so you own all the equipment and the well sites?
I trained an oil and gas worker once. He was the most useless cunt ever. I ended up nicknaming him captain crunch.
When you spend most of your time working onsite and hardly driving. Why even bother calling yourself a driver, you are just manual labor. Slightly higher than a mexican.
Instead you most prob have the equal offroad shitter 9ULL/9sp with deep reduction.
This board isn't big enough for two opinionated namefags with the same name. Shitposting at high noon. Ten paces.
>Surrounded by nothing but hard, sweaty men doing hard, sweaty work all day long then back to the work camp, still surrounded by nothing but men
>Homosexual tension
>Implying implications
If I did, I would probably pay a guy to shitpost on higher class imageboards for me.
For what it's worth, in ten years of oil and gas work, I haven't seen a manual transmission truck equipped with less than an 18 speed.
That's very true for a lot of oilfield jobs. The job I am currently doing is a lot more on site work than driving. I kinda hate it.
>TFW I haven't turned a wheel in almost two weeks of working.
Are you addicted to fendirror?
>Surrounded by nothing but hard, sweaty men doing hard, sweaty work all day long then back to the work camp, still surrounded by nothing but men
Exactly right. Power bottoms love oil work.
I've never driven a truck equipped with them.
Please tell me your opinions on them in great detail.
How did you know I am a... Ah, almost got me there.
>I've never driven a truck equipped with them.
Same, yet otr yanks love them some nanny mirrors.
real truckers don't need drugs like fendirror
And thus a spicy new meme was born.
IIRC the interior looked like shit. Probably covered in 30 yr old cum stains
If I have another terrible semester at community college I'm throwing in the towel and getting my Class A and going trucking. I already have a Class B with Air Brakes.
I have $12K saved up in the bank, the plan is to go company cuck for a few years and keep growing the fund. Hopefully then I can get a trashy old Freightliner and work 3 days a week like our Truckerfag.
I've still got another semester to get my shit together.
What are you taking at Greendale?
Oh, and a crossover as well? 8/10, hit it harder next time.
Seriously, if you're going to hit them, hit them properly. No survivors means no complaints.
>This board isn't big enough for two opinionated namefags with the same name. Shitposting at high noon. Ten paces.
Ooh, is this the part where we mock someone until they get a tripcode?
I remember when we did that to eminem. That was fun.
I suck dick, btw. Because I work in oil. Did you remember I work in oil? Because I work in oil.
Yeah, I'm probably going to get cancer from being around oil all the time, but I'm pretty sure the equipment I work with will kill me first. Or I'm just going to be murdered on rig move day and left behind at the old well.
Truck won't turn on in this cold weather. It's not even 32F outside pls halp
Looks like you're boned. I would suggest a gun, a bullet, and the courage to do whats right.
Chevy impalas are crossovers now?
Pls no
I just wanted to be the trucker now
-10F here. Just need to get the oil temperature up, and as long as the fuel isn't gelled you're golden.
>tfw mine is only at 12F so far
Might have to break down and buy a new extension cord so I can run the block heater off the inverter.
Cranked-up suspension, looks like a bubble, I'd say it's a crossover.
Was I over reacting having turning my truck into the shop for this cracked coolant reservoir? I just do local delivery, dropped it off Friday but it won't be ready till tomorrow. Manager doesn't like that we are using the backup truck.
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We grillin' nao. Got the water temp up about 3F so far, but can't put it under the oil pan because it's fiberglass.
Probably should have just had the order put in for the new part while you ran in it with some extra coolant in the cab and some epoxy on the crack.
Suggestions on where to park late at night on i70 on the west side of Indianapolis?
We have a lot in Indy. You can park there. Tell them PTL sent you.
>Being this much of a cyberbully
Leave Oilfag alone!
>Imblying that I don't already have gancer, or haven't already been murdered
Pretty presumptuous.
10/4 good buddy
>Fiberglass oil pan
Seems like a breddy terrible idea to me.
A couple outfits I have worked for used to keep tins of this company's stuff for smaller leaks like that. Works breddy good.
>Mad about using the backup truck
Why have one at all if he doesn't want to use it?
Did you find the courage to do what's right, or did the truck manage to start, putting off the inevitable for one more day?
That new pokemon is shit.
Evolved far too easily, you just know that means it is rubbish.
>Seems like a breddy terrible idea to me.
Have you seen that triple chinned fat fuck?
He needs all the weight savings on the front axle as possible.