Why are so many mechanics perverts?

why are so many mechanics perverts?

Why are you a prude?

You try getting a girlfriend with your dirty hands, grease under fingernails, rough hands.....

There's a reason why the joke "How can you tell if a mechanic has a girlfriend? He's got 2 clean fingers" is the truth

I sometimes forget there was an age when looking at softcore porn was "perverted"

Why are you asking a rhetorical question?

The same reason so many are alcoholics

Interest in attractive women in skimpy clothing is perverted to you?

all men are perverts but you expect your mechanics to be dirty so they can be

I don't need to see that shit when I enter their office to pay for my service.

Honestly? Good typeface is hard to come by.

Back 2 Tumbr cuckold faggot.

Yet you need a bunch of men to do shit for you. It's their office, they could put up Hustler spreads and it still wouldn't be any business of yours, cunt.

That makes it obscenity, maybe, not perversion.

But more likely you're just wound a little too tight and need to get over yourself.

Because it isn't obscenity unless it displays something that would get a real person arrested for doing in public, and I don't see bare nipples or cooch.

that's right you don't need to see it... you don't have to go there if you don't like it, now STFU and GTFO

Reddit may be more your speed.

cars are manly
gotta show how manly I am

grrr look at these scantily clad women!

Im a man!

I like how you use a molesting image to show how America was "great"

America went to shit in the 50s and never recovered

>and never recovered

Don't worry, poppa Don will make this country great again.

back to your cuckshed fag

hes already on a course to fuck it up worse than it was before he got in

>I like how you use a molesting image to show how America was "great"
>America went to shit in the 50s and never recovere
1965 To be exact, Hart-Celler was our death warrant, signed into law.

Because they're lower class and therefore are a not exactly the epitome of being social. They know they like boobies and want to look at them on a clock

>muh Mexicans

I dont blame them for coming here and fucking like rabbits

thats how theyre winning the Mexican-American war after it already "finished"

t. shillary supporter

Take it to the dealership then. Your choices here are pictures of women in sexy clothes and being fucked harder than you've ever been in your life.

How? I know you're wrong and a fucking moron, but how did you reach your objectively incorrect assertion?

same

And how is any of what you've said bad?

It isn't muh mexicans, it opened the floodgates to the entire third world.
Before only the best and brightest would be considered if they were non-European. Now pajeet with his correspondence degree in IT and CompTIA A+ gets an H1B and takes a college age American person's job.
Mexicans push out the blue collared whites, and blacks, The Asians gnaw at the white collar, and the wealthy line their pockets with the "Savings" generated by imported and outsourced labor.

nah

just someone who actually pays attention to the politics and not the memes

his cabinet choices and his own fucking beliefs lmao

yeah welcome to capitalism

Trump isnt fixing that

Which ones? Be specific and tell me why they're worse than eight years of dumb, arrogant nigger.

>I don't need to see that shit when I enter their office to pay for my service.

Nonsense. No one comes to Veeky Forums unless they are an extreme sexual deviant. We are all gay, we all either crave the BBC or we ARE the BBC, we know gender is only a social construct and men, like everything else, make the best women.

No innocent corn fed Bible thumping shitbag as your trollpost bespeaks would EVER get this deep into the Internet Hate Machine.

Great B8 but I'm not biting.

I never understood the point of lingerie.

Globalism =/= Capitalism
This is Mercantilism of the highest order, state sponsored distruction of the western world.

Seriously, why is lingerie a thing?

The Westerners who matter are the ruling class. If you aren't in it, adapt. The elites are doing fine, which is why I chose to serve them in the military and retire on your tax dollars.

The world has Kings, Queens and trash. Choose one and own it. I don't matter to anyone but me, so that's who I look out for.

It's lacy, it pushes and squeezes in the right places, it's revealing while still leaving plenty to the imagination, and if you actually see a woman in it, sex is a distinct possibility. Pretty simple really.

dude

are you fucking kidding me

hes an environmental and diplomatic disaster

yeah nah its capitalism

capitalists a greedy shitstains who will always pay bottom dollar when they can

I honestly don't know. Something about it just gives off a mildly creepy vibe to me.
A girl in yoga pants and sports bra is 100x better.

>are you fucking kidding me
You were doing alright before, but this is just weak.

as usual you people will just follow memes instead of common sense

America wont be great again until people like you are gone lmao

>hes an environmental and diplomatic disaster

How so user?

gee surrounding himself with people that are known anti-environmentalist and care about the money more than anything

his wanting to cut back on environmental protection

his stupid remarks he makes constantly in speeches and on twitter that already make us a laughing stock and pissing people off hes not even in office yet

the dude is a fuckup but he had a slogan for tards to latch on to

is that you Carl ?

>No innocent corn fed Bible thumping shitbag as your trollpost bespeaks would EVER get this deep into the Internet Hate Machine.
>this deep
>website can be found by by accidentally searching the letter o on google

>>website can be found by by accidentally searching the letter o on google

A perverse act in itself. o is a very, very bad letter.

>>his wanting to cut back on environmental protection
So terrible, we should just spend a few trillion more ecomental startup scams that all close within five years without accomplishing anything.

Because most mechanics are high-test males that desire women.
This often contrasts with the modern nu-male who works a desk job and keeps a semi-ironic beard to show his "masculine" side.

You have to be the biggest faggot on all of 4 chan right now. Including /b/.

cool more memes now with added projection

>mfw reading this thread

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Car guys aren't beta little bitches who hide their hobbies and interests to fit in with the cucks in the local club scene. It's not perversion, it's a healthy interest in the opposite sex. The fact you think it's perverted means you're a brainwashed liberal idiot. Being a tranny is perverted. Drinking piss is perverted. A man having a poster of a scantily clad sexy woman to admire is not perverted.

fuck off

:^) nice try

oh god all this tryhard projection

Don't you have a bull to fluff?

Then stop watching your parents acting lewd in private.

What don't you understand?

>all those Oldsmobiles in that one photo
What went so wrong?

dont put your fantasies on me pal

I'm getting triggered by the fact that you're triggered about something so trivial

What do I do

>implying I had parents
Oh user.

They are just part of a category of jobs that women, human resources and shit hasn't got to. getting rid of things that might offend people and such.......yet (Back in the day dudes at all sorts of jobs had shit like this)
Are you really willing to vouch for all people that consider themselves "car guys". The only reason mechanics do this is because they can get away with it in their place of work. If your boss came into your work tomorrow and told to take your posters and stuff down because
>new company policy or your fired
then you would take it down also.

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cant you see what kind of reaction the gif is trying to convey?

Tell that woman to grab you junk. No need to plan sex.

You have no sense of panache.

Whoa you need to relax.

Try one of these fantastic GM products designed by men in order to make that stick up your ass a little more comfortable

idk why but this comment made me bust up laughing

testosterone

>3D

Why don't more mechanics prefer 2D?

Can't have sex with something you can't touch

>likes women
>p pervert
Just like my Japanese animes!

Parts and tools don't give out promo articles with waifus.

so misogynist

Kek this

So does this mean I can have sex with my car?

>we're on a mission from god