/owg/ - Overwatch General

Ana meta edition

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Discord:
discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl

Previously:

Best eidiot

>play solo queue
>get golds but drop from 2100 placement to 1700
>find a team
>sitting back at 2504 after 2 days

I cant believe how fucking easy this game is. I lost only 4 games in the last 2 days.

I was nervous using the mic at first but everyone wants to win and i ended up calling all the shots ans telling everyone what to do.

Im definitely on my way to diamond before the end of the season. Probably higher.

>cant beleive how easy it is to have my shitty self carried

guys guys! This guy is good!.... wow... GUYS

I love hana.

ana a cute

WINSTON HAD HIS GIFT STOLEN BY THAT SOULLESS GINGER CUNT

THIS IS THE REAL ISSUE

FUCKING SELFISH GINGERS WITH NO SOULS

Wrong previous thread, DELETHIS!

I guarantee that 95% of the faggots and shippers do not play the game.

This is the fun they get out of it. And it ruins threads.

I want to marry McCree!

>All the people dead convinced there will be a Valentine's event
>"wow user ur so dumb"
>"all games have valentines day r u srs?"
>"they need to sell sexy outfits ofc therell be valentines"
Hope everyone is enjoying their reality check.

>thread didn't get archived

Can confirm, I played the game on the free weekend but didn't buy it. I'm just here to shitpost and save the memes that this game churns out.

Who else /never playing comp/ here?

I hate koth and in comp I wouldn't be able to quit whenever I want from that shit.

I'm telling you guys.

Winston has a known anger issue. Punished Winston is going to go ape on the gay bar Tracer and her girlfriend frequent before turning to Talon.

Beta uprising update soon.

We're on an offshoot of /v/, of course no one here actually plays video games.

Purest girl

The only hero future Sweden needs!

KOTH is patrician mode so of course a pleb would hate it

I've never done comp and I never intend to, I'm too scared of letting people down. Also I can't use a mic because of my squeaky voice and without communication it's pointless.

imagine if you could murder everybody with more than 10 hours with any shimada

>Pure
>Breath reeks of unwashed pussy

Mai is probably the purist overwatch grill desu senpai

sweden yes

Mei is best girl, I want to make her a mommy!

>I hate koth

It's better than hybrid.

Comp is too much of a dice roll if you're solo or duoQ. I only play for free comp points at the end of the season.

>Want a cool engineer Dwarf dad
>Have cheap S76 knockoff dad

Oh well.

>Purest
>Lets her rug muncher buddy snag a gift intended for Winston

Winston is gonna go nuclear any day now.

Why do you guys come to this general? I'm just here to complain about shitty matches and draw porn.

I don't know, I don't even play the game anymore.

Playing with a mic in EU is a crapshoot. Dozen different languages and accents make it a clusterfuck.

>Mid Gold matches on Numbani
>Kill people 3 people as solo Rein near the point and somehow make it out alive
>Tell teammates to get on point with me so we can overwhelm them and take it
>Team is spread out trying to kill a Pharah or hiding
>My call falls on deaf ears
>Enemy team regroups and we lose our only chance of getting the point

You just got fucking lucky. You'll get shitty teammates sooner or later.

If esports weren't a thing, do you think people would not get as easily titlted as they do now when you pick non-meta heroes?

I call it now. Papa Winston is the real villain in all of Overwatch.

He conjures up all the evil stuff happening in the world behind the shadow, so he once again can rejoin his friends in all of Overwatch, and not be a lonely monkey anymore.

>People throwing on purpose to spite one other person for their pick like Hanzo or Genji

I don't get why people can just play around them and let them live in their fantasy land. What if they turn out to be good? Then what? You look like a complete jackass and you embarrassed yourself.

Duo queue or 3-stack is the way to go, though. Comp becomes much harder when you 6-stack, because generally people who queue as a full group know what they're doing so you better do too.

And when the match goes south it all devolves into a nationality shitflinging contest. I wish I could play online games on NA with good ping.

Nope. Esports was a mistake.

People do this?

Because unless that guy that picked Hanzo or Genji isn't Seagull or some famous eceleb, they're automatically bad.

I always dislike it when people pick their meme picks, but I always give them a chance before I get upset.

I hate to admit it, but I've been carried by Bastions before, so I've learned to at least give people the benefit of doubt.

Do you ever hear girls on the mic? Is there a reaction to them or does it go unnoticed?

Almost all the time in High Gold-Diamond.

Last match I had a guy go Hanzo on Defense and some other guy raged and picked Junkrat and basically always kept Zarya charged.

That would never happen.

Depends on the group. Sometimes there'll be the predictable "are you a young boy haha" joke. Other times there's absolutely nothing and the match goes on normally. I queue with one, she generally shrugs it off and uses the mic almost exclusively for callouts. I've seen similar behaviour from others, the ones that do use their mic.

It's not a question about, whether or not the Bastion player is good or not.

It's a question whether the team you're playing against, is retarded or not.

I for one am greatly looking forward to the Punished Winston story arch.

>Father and best friend murdered by his brothers
>Lost countless friends and companions in the Omnic Crisis
>Has to watch Overwatch, the only group he's ever been able to call family, slowly tear itself apart
>Tries to get the team back together, but it only hurts more since its just a mockery of its former self
>His closest friend and the closest thing he's ever had to a reciprocating love interest friendzones him for another woman
>All this while suffering quietly from his rage problems caused by having his adoptive father murdered as a child

It's only a matter of time.

>they can't flex
>They only play in groups

Who winston main now

consolefag here, what's it like playing with aimbotting koreans? how often do they show up? I've never had to deal with anything like that but I was thinking about buying overwatch for pc

How terrible must christmas be for him, feeling like everyone is slowly pushing him away.

>people throwing in general

>couple games ago had a pretty even match which could have gone either way in KOTH
>playing some Reaper getting in their backlines
>Rein gets overwhelmed and eventually goes down
>the games leaning towards the enemies but we could easily hold them off and recover
>Lucio fucks off with a speed boost so the teams survivability in the fight was lessened
>our 76 drops his biofield to keep everyone going for a bit longer
>managed to take down a Mercy and D.va before biting the dust
>our Lucio says "fuck this we've lost already" even though we got rid of the main lines of their defense too
>just see he commits suicide in the feed and stays back in spawn knocking the ball about
>because of who i'm playing don't hold back in telling him to get his lazy ass back in the fucking game but obviously he doesn't
>the second we make a push back and get to take control of the situation he suddenly comes back into the field as if nothing happened

>play comp
>have lots of fun but still get salty when i let a team down
>friends want to play with me
>they are absolute trash and are extremely bitter
>they get placed in gold but refuse to climb without me carrying them
>my spine is not strong enough alone
How do i force my IRL friends to get gud?

Tell them to stop being negative nancies or you won't play with them so they don't ruin your good vibes.

Why hello there

I have an idea how to help people practice hanzo and junkrat
>ballistic arcs are shown as a line optionally
>this either only works in practice (play VS A.I. and shooting range) or also in QP and arcade, but not in Ranked
This way you can get a visual understanding of the simble gay-oh-m'tree and the weird shaping of map surfaces, and that without taking away the skill ceiling in ranked

Don't carry them and tell them they need to learn themselves. Long time ago I put up with those types who didn't want to put any effort themselves into it and expecting me to do everything. All it did was made me miserable.

>Low 2000s
>Easy
Gee wee lad who'd a thought it?

Since I hit level 101, matches seem to be absolutely awful. Anyone else encountered this?

So how important is turning 360 in this game
I've got a 15 inch wide pad, 500dpi, 5 in-game sens
I feel like I don't turn around quick enough / comfortably enough, but also any higher sens and tracking feels too shaky.
send help.

All these fag tracers

Being a winston main is top tier right now

Thank you blizzard

>doing placements
>get reported every match because i don't join voice for "callouts"
>join voice for "callouts"
>its just whiny euros complaining about how we didnt do this and that during the last push

>Server browser

Custom servers soon?!

There is no aim botting now

But coming from console you'll assume there is because people are more precise and faster

That cunt stole his scarf and Tracer didn't say a damn thing. Holy shit. I hope that ginger bitch gets shot.

snail mail in the year 2070? genji must be really old fashioned, or the monastery are savages with no wi-fi

or he wants mercy to feel extra special on Xmas

I have different sensitivity for different types of heroes
Set it high for tracer, genji, winston, and symmetra
Set it to whatever medium sensitivity you're comfortable with for the rest

Chu is a faggot

I will smash his flat Asian face

Even today letter is special.

This is the boldest lie I've seen in a while

>be Lucio
>defending Eichenwalde point 2
>see a Reaper teleport behind our lines, can't call out because no mic
>hang around the back and wait for him to show up
>he runs up behind us and starts ulting
>completely and utterly cuck him by booping him off the cliff mid-ult
>nobody even seems to notice or care
Being a support is suffering lads. Is it too much to ask for a little acknowledgement?

People need to stop with this creepy shit pairing.
Just like people were assuming Phara is on a date the assumption Genji is dating the doctor that treated him is pulled out of people's asses.

It is extremely creepy to think that a patient-doctor relationship implies romantic interest. Genji is probably just grateful for the help Mercy gave him. She mended his body and Zen aided him with mending his soul. So he is spending the holidays with one of his saviours and getting in touch with the other.

Well you don't have to worry on console; everyone refuses to use their mic anyway.

>Dr. Sombra, I'm Overwatch.

What did he mean by this?

I play a lot, Almost lv 300, SR is 3700.

and I post d.va every day.

btw have some d.va

why is it always about who fucks what, why do they have to shoehorn sexuality into a fucking shooter game, why is this LGBT shit spreading every fucking where, why can't we just play the fucking game not worrying about who sucks cock and who eats pussy, what's the fucking POINT in throwing sexual orientation all around the place without any kind of reason for it or attachment to the characters personality? What the everloving fuck is the purpose, it's like Carmack would have tweeted "oh by the way Doomguy loves the dick" all of a sudden? It's completely unnecessary and it's done so SJW faggots will shut up about Tracer being a watered down sex object. Now she's all of a sudden a pure flagship of the LGBT cammunetaay fuck this gay earth. FUCK THIS G A Y EARTH

>tfw really like torbjorn
What do I do guys? Am I doomed ?

I want to make Eurasian babies with Hana!

see I had that idea, too, but then I thought it'd fuck up my muscle memory

I appreciate any supports that can at least fend off enemies if the going gets tough or teammates have gone down, blasting that reaper was good work though so have a (You)

I hate faggots too but you are overreacting.

Speaking of faggots, Carmack isn't exactly a decent person either. Or maybe it was Romero, I can't remember which one is the cuck.

>everyone who picks even slightly offmeta (ie:not a tank) is a meme pick shitter

Fuck this community

you can still have muscle memory for different sensitivities, just don't go crazy and have a different one for each hero.
Have the same high sensitivity for characters that rely on turning around fast, and the same medium sensitivity for heroes that focus more on aiming

>retards call me a 'troll pick' when I don't do 'le triple tank meta' in diamond
I remember when trolling meant fucking around to piss people off for fun, not just doing something that happens to piss off idiots

which hero is best to carry with Solo Q?

pharah looks like she is on a date to me

Reminder to stay away from Ranked until christmas break is over.

Confirmed on Twitter that she was not

it's Romero, Carmack is daddy

Proof that Tracer still likes boys/men.

then why did they make it look like one?

so you wouldn't say it's important for a mcree or soldier to have a quick turn-around?

If you didn't notice the whole comic was drawn by subpar artist.

>play QP with friend
>I'm high diamond/master in ranked
>he's silver/gold
>every match feels like one team is filled with silvers and the other team is diamond or higher, aka a complete steamroll either way

Why is matchmaking so shit

>the enemy team is bad because they lose to a hero I can't play

t. high plat

medium is fine. whats the point of being able to turn around really fast if you have trouble hitting anything?

Soo fucking tired of the same goddamn 3 heroes in every single game. Dva, Aimbot 76, and Ana. JIZZ i mean BLIZZ is so fucking full of shit... guess one of the devs mains Aimbot 76 thats why they made him OP AS FUCKING SHIT. DoucheVA NEVER FUCKING DIES and her goddamn shield is ALWAYS UP. Ana does wayyyyyyyyyy too much fucking damage its ridiculous. She essentially has the hitbox of a gnat and can't be hit by FUCKING ANYTHING.

I once got carried by a Hanzo main.

I understand how you feel user.

>tracer doesn't wear her chronal accelerator for half of it
isn't it canon that she's timefucked without that thing

>Mercy keeps saving our asses during the entire match
>she gets POTG
>I type "good healslut"
>she replies "thanks daddy"
>mfw

I thought it was just a meme

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