/5N@F/ General

Pretty sure all your pastes are still set as private, homie. Gotta set them to Public for visibility.

>no public pastes
Th-thanks

I agree with all of your placement.

Well hey there, Sonny, it's been a while since Gramps saw you last. You been taking care of yourself? Taking your vitamins? Well, it's a bit too cold for camping what with Ol' Saint Nick's visit around the corner, but Grampa's private cabin is still ripe for relaxin' and I just found a brand new yarn to talk about with you youngin's

This one is titled 'The Greatest Love Story Ever Told', and it's about an user just like you.

To start off, we'll notice this here story is told in third person, which is an interestin' choice all things considered, given' that usually user stories are for self inserting, so you see a lot of second person stories with that idea in mind, but there might be a reason for a third person perspective here. In any case, let's read on.

Why does this shitty game have a general that people keep coming too? The fuck is there to talk about? Are you really just all fur fags is that it?

This is Veeky Forums's drawthread, why wouldn't it still be around

It's an 80's-style horror series. That naturally has a lot of appeal. You're better off asking /fog/ why they eat generic soggy cereal

First I noticed that this is a story about a man falling in love with a stuffed animal. You might think this 'weird', but ol Gramps saw Woodstock, and to be frank, this don't shock my old bones that much.

I'm afraid I don't quite get these new age references to these Nintendo games, but I'm sure they're more relevant to your generation. I can see now that this youngun' we're learning of is supposed to be viewed in a negative perspective, given he lives with family. I personally see no problem with family livin', but times change.

I rather like this fella's desire to earn his pop's respect, family respect is a virtue, even if yer' interests are a bit unusual. Don't forget that now.

Havin' reached halfway through this here tale, I must say, it's a little bit more uncomfortable than expected, but maybe that's just the intent. In any case, let's see where it goes from here. The use of word-choice is good so far, with a vast vocabulary used to give off the impression that our protagonist is a bit smug and a know-it-all, probably to get a laugh from the reader because his life isn't all that impressive to look at. A bit mean spirited, but sometimes people need them kinda tales.

Cmon don't leave us hanging grandpa

You know gramps can't type like he used to what with the arthritis acting up in the cold.

Well let's finish this tale up. It's setting the tone now for the more saucy content, I'm not sure what a "Nay-roo-do" is, but it's most likely something childish given how the protagonist has been portrayed thus far. In any case, he'd altered his token of affection for lovemakin', so let's see how this plays out.

I will say, the use of alliteration is downright charmin', 'puffy plush pussy', try saying that three times fast. Just not in front of your mother of course.

I'm not sure if it's creepy or sweet this young man wanted to share his love with the world, it's a bit too new age for me, but the sentiment is there. I... don't quite know how I feel about this boy.

Involving his mother may have crossed a line, but like I said, this seems to be one of those stories that's tryin' to net a reaction, so it's okay for it to get a bit gross. In any case, it looks like our protagonist and his plush toy girlfriend will have many more adventures to come.

I'll be honest, Grampa was on a lot of painkillers when he picked up this tale, and may be regretting it a little bit, but well, it is what it is. Hopefully it'll give you something to think about, even if it's not quite the best story to lay down and relax to. As a 'shock' story it does the job, it's gross, vulgar, and goes far out of its way to paint our protagonist as unhygienic and devoid of any good qualities, even those it hints at, like wanting family respect, are used against him in the end.

And well, that's that. Don't tell your parents Grampa read you this one, it may be best to return this one to the store later on.

tl;dr It's a good story but he missed Ghost's southern drawl

Alright, cool. I've been tracking down a couple other Christmas films that would be great flicks.

I love you gramps, but please stop dumping your pipe ash out on my dog.

Did you ever archive your second post? This is the third one, if I recall.

Kill yourself.

Yourself kill.

Draw more plastic fantastic fox.

I hope FNAF 6 uses the body horror of Springtrap in the third game.

It's already confirmed that most of him will be burnt off by the new cutscene, but imagine fending off against living experiments to recreate what happened to William Afton in FNAF 3.

Next you'll say "Fuck off Hateanon"

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Fuck off Hateanon

N-NANI?

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WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
Haha, nice JOJOKE, friend

What a fallacious chart

>female x female
>not very gay
But that's wrong.

you're right its forbidden.

>Futa (dick / dick + balls)
Neither of those are futa. Dick and vagina are mandatory or by definition it is not a futa.

Don't bother talking sense to the gayfags in denial.

It's not arousing. To me at least.

For anyone who cares, Sister Location is out in Android and ios

Oh cool. Put it on IOS but not the game actually SUITED for cell phone play, fucking FNAF World. Nice.

Site update when

>FNAF World.
Yeah i wonder what happened to that

>check plushes at my local Walmart
>out of everyone but Nightmare Foxy and Cupcake

IOS? I don't see it, Scott's most recent IOS upload is FNAF 4. Hell, Sister Location couldn't fit on IOS. FNAF 4 couldn't even fit properly, it was gimped to being nearly unplayable.

>Nightmare Foxy
Ok, so they had the best one, I hope you got him and give him lots of warm hugs and shit.

IOS will be in a couple of weeks. From what I've heard this is also a gimped port, best to play them on PC

I don't know why he bothers, the only FNAF that plays well on the phone is ironically the clunkiest of the series, FNAF2 plays way smoother on a phone than with the awful 'mouse hump between cam and mask' setup PC had.

I assume the next wave will have the last Nightmares, another Phantom, Shadow Bonnie, BB then start the Withered.

I want to fuck funtime freddy. I love his voice. He's just so cute. I've had crushes on Foxy, Bonnie and Freddy, but I've fallen hard for Funtime Freddy.

I hate to depress you guys even more... but Michael, not Mike, is a character in the Silver Eyes. He was killed by William first at Fredbear's, and he had a sister. Charlie. The main character of the book. In the book he went on to become Golden Freddy, but since SL seems to be taking elements of Silver Eyes and tweaking them for the gritty scifi style of SL, it's very possible the cast of the SL titles will pull from the book. Especially with a second in the works.

I am so, so sorry.

I hit a dissapointment singularity after SL's Custom Night. Nothing Scott could do can make me upset anymore, since my opinion of FNAF's "lore" simply cannot go any lower. Scott could retcon the next game into saying that Afton is actually an ancient alien warlord and I honestly wouldn't even bat an eye.

This has been known since the update came out

Hmm i i thought the ios version would be out too since the android version is already out. I'am surprised with this version. It has all the PC options even Custom Night. The graphics look amazing compared to the other games but right now i'am stucked at the part where i have to run through a hallway and keep getting killed.

TSE's lore is actually slightly better than the games as of SL, since at least in the book there was only one Purple Guy and he didn't have like five retarded children running around. Granted it's still horrid shit but it's now marginally less revolting than the game lore.

Drew some more Shadow bon

deadmau5/5

Michael is the cybernetically resurrected son of Purple. Part of him still possesses Golden Freddy, which retroactively makes Golden Freddy be a soul without a body, just as MIchael is a body without a soul, literally hollow. His monotone reflects this.
The reason the animatronics see a Purple Freddy in FNAF 3 is to show that they see through William's disguise, even when he's inside a Golden Freddy costume. To reflect the similarities between father and son, Michael's soul assumed that form as well.

Thirty years later after 1987 is 2017, which will be the year FNAF 3 takes place and where FNAF 6 picks up from.

Purple's name is most likely going to be the only connection between Silver Eyes and the games.

Post some cute Funtime Freddy please.

Are you just making idle speculation or is there info to support this? Who is Michael? How is he possessing two things at once? Wasn't there another Freddy's in 1993? How many fucking Purple Guy's are running around?

Fuck, this is so convoluted it literally gives me a headache. I had an easier time reading Finnigans Wake than trying to decipher FNAF.

I was out Christmas shopping so I couldn't start this right away

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You're messing me up mate

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>missed it by 3 seconds
Better luck next time

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Hey, my browser was just a little too slow, sorry it's crap.

What a partypooper

It's hard to do cute with someone who is screaming all the time.

Idle speculation based off of prior information.

Michael's more likely to be the younger brother than the older. The monotone in his voice that William lacks probably comes from the brain damage a bite wound would inflict. He was "rebuilt" by William Afton after his spirit had gone inside Golden Freddy, making there be two Michaels. Golden Freddy's appearance (a spirit without a body) mirrors Michaels, which is a body without a spirit. He's literally hollow. Golden Freddy will parallel William Afton's fate, which is to be trapped inside a golden suit.

It's like poetry.

I want to tell him everything will be all right.

Scott really has gone full-on George Lucas with this shit, huh?

It's gonna be great.

I still don't get why people assume the protag of 4 is an Afton

>The monotone in his voice that William lacks probably comes from the brain damage a bite wound would inflict.
I'm pretty sure that's just the voice actor being shit. The same guy voices William as well and he has the same stiff, awkward delivery as Michael.

Most of the voice acting in SL is pretty wooden and sub-par overall, the only exceptions being Funtime Freddy, the Bonnie puppet, and Handunit.

I liked Baby's voice in some parts.

She has some good moments but for the majority of the time the actress is clearly half-assing it. Now that's not all necessarily the fault of the actor entirely; Scott's non-comedic dialogue is fucking awful, it's SW prequel tier and it would take an extremely talented actor to pull such clunky dialogue off. On top of that, the actors likely lacked very much direction and Scott probably figured that as long as it was intelligible it was good enough.

The actors who do a better job, Freddy and Handunit, generally have funnier lines that don't have to do with "the lore".

Probably why Funtime Freddy has more porn.

There's a bedroom in the FNAF 4 house that looks like a girl's bedroom, and Afton Robotics is located in a neighborhood. The FNAF 4 protagonist has a purple shirt in his drawers and other purple merchandise. The Private Room in SL has security cameras watching the FNAF 4 bedroom.

I don't understand the mentality behind giving a mentally unhinged possibly-pedophilic serial killer children, much less have him seemingly give a shit about them.

Literally the one trait about Purple Guy that is a 100% concrete character trait and it's being contradicted.

>not making more kids to molest

wot a dummy

I just think of it as like a cover story

He was aware of Baby being possessed by his daughter and still had his people shock her.

Really if Scott wanted to do a Purple child story he should've just made Michael his bastard

Like William Clinton's kid

There's far less degeneracy in this general as of late. what the fuck happened.

What do you think she thinks about?

Shiving you in your sleep and eating your breakfast the next morning.

>eating breakfast I didnt make

>Be working at my retail job.
>Stocking the toys.
>Come across a box of FN@F shit.
>A million blind bags.
>Giant Freddy and Foxy plushies.
>Playsets
>Figure sets.
>See mothers buying their 5 year olds this shit.
>Co-worker tells me how her 7 year old is obsessed with FN@F.
>mfw I see one of you faggots come in and buy the entire fucking box of blind bags and then scamper away.

>Not making breakfast the night before and then eating it later when you wake up

>she

>predicted psychic golden freddy
>predicted purple guy having a daughter
>predicted this daughter dying and haunting a robot

Don't be ridiculous. The only thing one of us would buy are the plushies, and that's just a singular degenerate.

Nobody's gonna be that Chinese crap.

Context

Technically Connie isn't actually Purple'd daughter but the similarities are still eerie

The big difference between Edwin and William is that Edwin is a psychotic sexually frustrated talentless cunt while Afton is intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor, can build lactating robots, and wants nothing more than a quiet life

>make 180k a year working a real job
>get on /5NAF/ general
>its a hobby to discuss the games with people on the internet
>one of these "people" is trying to insult us from what he sees as a position of authority
>this position of authority is a dead-end retail job usually populated by niggers and women
>worse he does it with a 2010 era anime image
>this image is a .gif file but only has three frames so its probably from tumblr
>laugh heartily at someone making an absolute fool of themselves
>imagine how fat and ugly they must be as I summon my wife
>she gives me a blowjob while I continue to chortle at a retard's expense
>cum at the thought of the existential despair he will feel when he reads my post chronicling it
>after I hit post I go to walmart and intentionally give someone working there a very hard time
>throw vodka in their face and piss on all the toys so many children have a bad christmas

>Edwin

What?

Fuck off Bombay.

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Fuck you, Lightning McQueen

Post your latest paystub.
We all know you're just another degenerate.