Well Veeky Forums, I've fucked up entirely. I think I fucked up my life and my parents are ready to boot me out of the house, this is all because of Veeky Forums's favorite meme car, the AE86. My parents gave me spending money for graduating College with a high GPA score, I truly thought hard on what to spend the cash on and I was browsing craigslist's for weeks, then my parents suggested a nice sporty car that wouldn't break down on me. Lo and behold, I thought an AE86 would be a perfect car, especially after browsing Veeky Forums throughout my college life.
So I began the hunt and went through countless rust boxes, "I know what I've got", "No low ballers" and more "I know what've got!". After growing tired of searching I found the perfect "cheap one", it looked like a steal. I went to pay the owner a visit, it was some old lady whose husband had passed away and had the car sitting for quite a while, she didn't specify how long but it didn't matter to me being the dumbass I was, I didn't even ask what engine it was, where the rust spots were or any specific important questions about it. I bought the car straight away with pure emotion, I spent $7,500 fucking dollars.
>Mfw I found out the car had the weaker 4AC carby engine and NOT an actual 4AGE and this was AFTER I purchased it.
>Mfw the head gasket is going to blow at any second
>Mfw there is rust in the unibody and a repairman quoted me $5000 in total, and body work isn't even included.
Grayson Jenkins
hey user cheer up you can always ls swap it
Lucas Johnson
kek theres so much bait in this post is hilarious
Gabriel Wood
Iv seen this thread 1000 fucking times..
Colton Nelson
How can you not tell the difference between an EFI engine and a carburetor?
Blake Lewis
its a pasta that's how
Cameron Campbell
The asking price for this '84 coupe is 35k Euros and given how it's rare as fuck (no Corolla GTS or even AE85s here), he might even get it.
John Richardson
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Jeremiah Martinez
Nah m8 my b8 is better, probably gr8. Can I get a r8? I'm looking for an 8 out of 8.
Evan Jones
Put an SR20DET in there you faggot
Connor Evans
>The asking price for this '84 coupe is 35k Euros and given how it's rare as fuck (no Corolla GTS or even AE85s here), he might even get it.
Come to UK, you can still get one for around 7 grand here. Or import directly from nipland.
Jacob Rivera
aren't they still expensive even in grorious nippon?
Christopher Hall
Near mint condition ones go for 10k in Japan. The only difference there is that you can get decent conditions/slightly riced ones for okay prices in larger amounts.
Logan Wood
Oh, don't forget to add shipping on top of that.
Jeremiah Mitchell
No worries, put some stickers on it.They add 50BHP
Parker Wood
You're not the first guy to buy a car with rose coloured glasses on, and certainly not the last.
I bought a Z32 a while back and got fairly fucked on it. Not as bad as you, but it still sucked. Learn from the mistake. And there are worse things than being kicked out of the house. I have been. Lived in my truck for a while til a friend said he had a spare room, but I needed to put in for rent. Sucked dick, among other things, until I could find a real job. Don't worry op, you're going to be fine.
David Rivera
Nigger could've gotten a BEAMS swapped one for around that price. Congrats on being a dumbcunt
Carter Ortiz
OH LOOK ITS THIS THREAD AGAIN
HEY GUYS THIS IS A LITERAL COPYPASTA FROM NOT THAT LONG AGO
Ryan Campbell
how retarded do you have to be to pay 35k euros for thi pile of shit even if its rare? >meanwhile for 35k you can get this
Elijah Morris
let him have his (you)'s
Eli Fisher
>ever falling for memes
hahahahahahahaha
Sebastian Howard
have you guys ordered your fingerboxes yet?
Dominic Harris
fucking pasta, get over it
2/10, got my attention
Nathan Carter
>wah wah my parents >wah wah my toyota >wah wah wahhhhh mommy i need some money
Christian Butler
>fucking pasta Toyshills spamming shitthreads? I find that very hard to believe.
Isaac Sanchez
OP was stupid. NEVER make a toy your main ride. Never. Not ever. Buy for utter reliability first and last.
With that advice you can't go wrong.
Forget being emotionally attached to vehicles and you can enjoy them more and make much wiser choices. Think like a used car dealer. They consider everything from a Twingo to Bugatti a shitbox at heart.
Stop thinking like a teenager. They are stupid creatures to be deprogrammed rapidly.
After ya get a good car, then buy a toy to break and learn on.
Isaac Hernandez
The AE86 owes all its glory to the price. It was the best RWD shitbox in nipland for the money back in the day. This is why they choose it for Initial D, it was a car that any teenager could afford and soon around. Given today's prices AE86 is totally irrelevant.
Juan Miller
HAHAHAH in Canada you can get decent ones for 4-5k maple dollars, 3-3.5k if you're willing to settle with a little body rust or a GTS conversion. You could also import one from nippon for like 5-6k maple dollars, and you can get a levin coupe.