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Good thread
I like Jack
aw yeah, time for some comfiness: warm sweaters, hot chocolate, nice fires...
please no waifuwars, i lost a best friend recently, i just want to hang out with fellow shepards
Don't post gypsy trash then, you useless piece of shit. Friend of yours probably offed himself cause your such a retard
>please no waifuwars
>posts tali
>please no waifuwars
their is only one way that is possible.
ALL POSTING FROM TALIGAGS ABOUT THEIR SHITTY WAIFU, MUST BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
why are you so mean ;-;
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>please no waifuwars
>posts gypsy
why are you so retarded
Sweet links, retard.
most amateurish thread in months, and again too early no less.
Previous thread:
im gonna go back and post jack till 750
No one cares. Let us know when you're going to kill yourself instead so we can start the celebrations
and stay there.
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Guys can you show me those meme Andromeda webms?
So any new predictions for Andromeda? I'm guessing Vetra will be a good girl
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this guy was unironically the best character
how do you fuck up this badly
wouldnt it just be easier to not animate the arm at all?
why is it shaking?
>friendly reminder there are people itt right now who want to chafe their dicks in this crustacean
he has parkinsons, jackass.
never played Skyrim, eh?
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>tfw enter breezehome, every loose item suddenly starts shaking for a few seconds, then it's like an explosion went off and everything's flying into the air
Really hoping she turns out to be a more stoic and monastic Turian
>just something about that scarf man, looks like part of a robe
same
I also hope she gives you hugs from behind if you romance her, because "this is how people show they care, right?"
it almost sounds like you don't want to stick your dick in a Turian
Fucking cringe
Best girl.
No quarians in Andromeda fellow fags
careful user, people love to bait us talimancers
Tali a shit. go post your cancerous shit somewhere else
It's only a problem if you take it.
true, but Andromeda's still showing that purple=best girl
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Can we petition President Trump to start a task force to deport all tali posters to /bwg/?
Faggot
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Has there been any audio of male Ryder's voice, or the voices of any squadmates?
a bunch of lines by beepbeep, but nobody gives a shit about that
I'm really excited about Clancy Brown's Character, I just hope he isn't only in the game for a tiny bit
In other news, I'm a degenerate and pre-ordered the Deluxe Edition
Got shitfaced so hard i think im going to puke.
How's your christmas been so far /meg/?
You have to go back.
Reminder that a gay option for Garrus would have been one of the best bros-turned-homos scenes ever
But why would you even want that?
Faggot
Where do you live that it's already Christmas?
Who's Clancy brown?
I still live on Earth but come on, Christmas spirit and shit
Alec Ryder, their father.
Near the end of ME3, when Liara gives you that vision where the two of you look out to a horizon, does that mean Liara and shepard just banged or what?
Asari mind meld to be intimate, not necessarily fuck
I bet Liara used that literal mind-fuck as a last ditch effort to get shepard's cerebral DNA, or someshit
If it makes a kid it'll be canon as Liara can't die
no, they mind meld to mate. Liara was pretty specific about that in ME1
If Andromeda is supposed to take place centuries into the future why are they using weapons from the trilogy? Trailers and stills show people with M8s and shit.
They were frozen for the 600 year journey (because Andromeda is 2.5 million light years from the Milky Way and normal FTL drives do about 12 ly/d). They're still using the same tech of 2185, when they left.
You know how adorable the garrus romance was?
That awkwardness would be ramped up 10x with a gayrrus scene and the adorable would scale to match
Forgot pic related
>literally just Garrus's head on a genetic human male model's body
>complete with nipples and belly button
That is not what a shirtless turian looks like.
Good morning, friends of good taste and that one subgypsy shitposter.
>adorable
I don't do adorable. I do gut wrenching and sleazy.
My advice is, puke. It will suck now but you WILL feel better tomorrow.
The best hangover cure IMO
Nah i'm already feeling much better but thanks. Just need some food and watah and some Tali pics
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Tali is the best girl and all other waifus are fucking okay too
CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP POSTING ABOUT NOTHING ELSE THAN FUCKING WAIFUS? IS YOUR LIFE THIS SHALLOW?
>he says, posting in general thread of a dead and buried game
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Calm down friendo
Faggotry aside, why can't I stop replaying ME1 every year?
Its Aussie hours, dead hours, at least someone is posting something
Because despite the awful combat it's a good game
Also I said I would post any space launches coming up but there are none as of right now, the last one out of Florida was on the 18th and the link is here
Japan launched one 3 days ago but there was no stream
You're all taller than your waifu, right /meg/?
And how tall is she?
Yup
>182 cm
Yep.
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In game, 6ft but that's everyone apart from Turians and Krogan, by merchandise, she's around 5'10
>tfw 6'4 manlet
>can genocide the space Byzantines, the religion of peace robots, the Batarians and Krogans, the jellyfish and space elephants but not the disgusting space succubi shitheads Apart from Samara, Shiala and Tevos
Shit game
shit bait more like
They are like elves in LotR or in Jackson's adaptation. Can't touch them
The Asari are the worst race in the game though
>can genocide the space Byzantines
Just call them what they really are, space gypsies
>shoot out ATLAS pilot
>steal the mech
>it's more cumbersome and takes longer to kill enemies than just sniping them
Why is infiltrator so hilarious
can you leave making new threads to people who actually know how to make a decent OP.
your amateurish OP is pure cringe. the youtube links arent even embedded.
>CoD4 Mile High Club OST
kys
>t.Gypsy sympathiser
you couldnt have been more wrong faggot
>trying to redeem himself by posting a race literally worse than those filthy gypsies
lmao
you life is worthless aswell as pointless. please fuck off into the woods and just get it over with.
Sorry bro, i'm not a xeno sympathiser, so your projections are unfounded, you should see a doctor about your problems though, no one deserves to go through them alone, your xeno waifu doesn't count cause shes not real
I am calling them what they are.
Space Byzantines
gypsies* you really gotta start using spell check because that error keeps coming up
>gets called out on his stupid OP
>REEEEE xeno lovers get out of my space dating game forum
fucking kek, end yourself kid
>gets called out on his stupid OP
You know what they say about assumptions, only xeno sympathisers make them
>tfw too fat to be desired by a waifu.
MAXIMUM HIPS.
>tfw your waifu doesn't exist and never will
Get Veeky Forums my friend, you can do it
then why did you got so buttflustered when I aired my critizism if it isnt you OP I replied to?
did you mom drink heavy while pregnant with you? did she take heavy drugs? are you just really fucking dumb?
>then why did you got so buttflustered when I aired my critizism if it isnt you OP I replied to?
Because only a gypsy sympathiser would be as bootyblasted as you were at the OP
>implying you're not OP
Your thread is shit and your tears are salty