Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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I miss Nagaposter

1st 4 frog1

>thirdie shitty skins non-humans flooding d2g and assblasted because their shitty containment game is down

>Meanwhile based streambros and esportbros unphazed

Let me give you a list of shit that is wrong with 7.00

>jungle spawns nerfed
>kill aoe gold buffed previously in 6.82
>kill exp buffed
>shrines that allow constant ganks
>towers falling too fast
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
>carries can't carry against teams that run at them before the laning stage is even over
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or armlet or SHIT
>all carry players including rtz(lmao even this nigger) have been in pain since 6.82
>meme teamfights and run-at-face-as-five dota is constantly pushed as an agenda by that enslaved icefrog faggot so games are "entertaining"

FUCK THIS NO SKILL GAME FUCK IT.
AND FUCK VALVE DRONES

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

PIZZA
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if your favorite streamer is unable to play due to steam being down, how does that leave you ´unphazed´

>NOT FIRST

twitch /stefaniejoosten

my waifu is streaming

what's his name again?

Gosu dota awards 2016! Vote for are guys

gosugamers.net/dota2/features/42705-announcing-the-nominations-for-the-2016-dota-2-gosuawards

I have the microsoft ergonomic keyboard
the wrist pad is nice
overwall my hands don't feel as tired as with a regular keyboard, but it took some time to get used to the split design and quirks (like the F lock key which selects whether you use function or media keys)
I don't use the front riser though when I'm playing games, only when working
You can map almost all of the hotkeys to the left side (except taunt/action item/glyph/scan)

IS STEAM DOWN?

>Implying there aren't multiple streams I watch

no its just pretending user

That's w33 without a doubt.

>for are guys
>are

*selects whether function keys act as f1-12 or as "help" or "undo" or "redo" or whatever is written on them

ye

>quit pro Dota to stream
>Steam is down
He just needs a good team

you are still ´phazed´ by the fact that you have to choose another streamer

>everyone votes for the memiest choice

why bother, popularity contests are retarded

>offlaner of the year
>universe

how can people sitll be hyping this guy up? He's been the worst player on eg since ti5 ended, and hasn't even been the best NA oflaner for like a year now

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>universe
>worst player in EG
bait since everyone knows that shitmail is worse

Totally comparable to gameshitters being cucked of the ability to play the game

russians are gonna win every category like every year.

Stop fucking replying to him you retard

lol @ that girl, fucking disgusting deformed half giant

you're actually fucking retarded, sumail has been the best player on EG since fear left by far

zai was the onl;y one who could have taken that seat, but since he's come back he's been underwhelming to say the least

viper on sing stream kek

Doing up some qt Dota display pictures like these for Steam if anyone is interested (just ask for hero).

i mean you cant watch prodota without steam

you have to watch second tier streams without steam

seems like you're cucked by steam all the same frogposter

Almost every time EG lose it's Sumail's fault.

C L a s s I c, senpai

because literally no one else matters on the team, rtz is his fucking side bitch that never carries games anymore.

>Implying I just watch dota

dont ever (you) my post again

maybe? I been in the beta for a long time but never bothered until now

Tiny please, sad small tony that is

how tall is she? actual height

>no truck driver of peace hero

enjoy you're second tier games frogposter

keep telling yourself that you're unphased and not a cuck, surely repeating it means that it is true

STEAM IS UP

Am I really being forced to play hearthstone why dota is down? isthis relaly what ytou are doing to me valve time to have another drink I guess to get through thios nightmate

>not playing Shadowverse
idiot

>jungle spawns nerfed
So you jungle to keep with the gold gain and not to escape reality like /d2g/ with their shit memecraft "can i jungle X hero??? XDDD" and to not promote a "jungle" lane.
>kill aoe gold buffed previously in 6.82
?
but they nerfed it
>kill exp buffed
Got nerfed in 7.01
>shrines that allow constant ganks
Eh, not really. They have 5 minutes cooldown and its not always to gank. Its like youve never played a game and you are just theorycrafting
>towers falling too fast
Towers are falling as fast as always.
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
Well if you keep fighting and fighting when you cant, then its your problem. Banging your head agaisnt the wall until it works its not the answer.
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
...no?
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
This has always happened though, and this happens when the enemy team is good and knows they have an advantage in teamfights so they can easily push towers. You can always trade towers, farm and pick up a crucial item, or just wait to high ground.
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
Things that never happened.jpg
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
Who the fuck told you that?
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or armlet or SHIT
Lies, tons of times ive picked up a midas since i had a good laning, and not always they push everything at 20 minutes. Love this "put everything in a vacuum" meme

...

Since steam is down lets ERP lads

>Dotards literally think dota is a good game

It's good only for streams but there are other games just as good and in many cases better

>Shadowverse
waht the fuck is this weeb shit

here friend, yopu could really do with some shower time :^)

>he thinks shitmail is a good player
I know dotards are retarded but goddamn that's stupid.

you garBage!

>w33 for the first one
>madara for the second
>shadow for the third
>W33 for the fourth
>faithbian for offlaner
>jerax and kuroky for best supports maybe fly and crit actually did better
>midone for newcomer
>team of the year DC
>epicenter for best tourney
>team secret for best drama
>godz for best play by play because he's got a brain
>winter for best analyst because he's got a brain
>kotlguy for best host(he's been based)
>slacks for best interviewer
>konras for best workshopper because everyone else seems to be from cunty countries

This is what you're supposed to vote and supposed to think. Please follow my guide

Kuro turned to shit in the second half of the year, I wouldn't vote for him.

>christmas sheever is gone
>tfw you will never unpack her cock and sit on it

Every time EG wins, it's also sumails fault. If Americans could carry their own fat asses instead of relying on a based 104 pound bronze skinned lad then you'd have a point.

who is this twitter guy though
is he a beta tester or works at valve?

>MADARA OVER SCCC
LMAO FORGOT DOTA 2 FANS ARE FUCKING MORONS.

>voting thing

>D2G instantly makes it into /int/ region wars

It's ingrained in the culture now lads

A significantly more functional and fun version of hearthstone
>b-but i'm underage and eastern artstyles make me feel insecure

Jerax and kuro are a package dude. Jerax is the best support in the scene.

Madara has stuck with his team for 2 years to get to boston. Sccc is just a pubstar. Now vote for your twink n0lans

>resolution ahead of shadow

Now I definitely know russians are gonna hijack that shit.

you now remember T "Terrible Carry" C

It is the utmost shame you were not all present at the Berlin Christmas market.

>if you're not a NEET manchild you're underaged
love this meme

why the fUCK is steam down?!

Sccc is the best midlaner in the game.

Not only was that Invoker play against EG one of the best things we'll ever see Madara isn't even fucking good.

>Epicenter is above Boston Major for best tournament outside TI.
?

Merry Christmas

t. GaBeN

Which of the newer pro teams do you think has the brightest future?

How long will steam be? Any ideas?

none

Chad finem. Because we believe.

Naga siren

>he fell for a flash in the pan mid

right just like that le ebin 16 year old tinker was le best ever because he won one game


>single elim majors are good
wew lad

just because your fuccboi won another honeypot doesn't make it good

tell me this lelouch, are you delusional enough to think he will stand a chance at TI7?

If you're so insecure by eastern artstyles, on Veeky Forums of all places, yeah you're probably underaged, or at least a brainwashed redditor
Sorry to hear it, friend. You'll probably have a better time on your echochamber subreddits

I really wish I was
A christmas market sounds comfy as fuck and if I died at least I would've been happy before I died

Is that pork he's smelling?
No I wouldn't have been at that christmas market.

Can't you just open the forum?

It says there 48 to 72h, learn to fucking read.

Veeky Forums hasn't been about anime in 8 years my deluded friend

Modcat just got fired by /pol/ -- Hiro approved

No better summary of who runs this website and why it exists in the modern day

TRUST me senpai, Sccc is the best midlaner in the game, Too bad Newbee are fucking trash.


No not because of Single elim, The format was fucking trash but the games that Boston produced was fucking amazing, I mean how the fuck can you top that AF vs OG game?

If Ana gets his shit together, OG will stomp TI.

>lucked out because single elimination

They'll be back placing last on lans and failing to qualify for majors.

>I mean how the fuck can you top that AF vs OG game?
comeback from megacreeps

He's gonna have to delete /pol/ because it kills Veeky Forums like the malignant tumour it is. You're one of those cancer cells.

>new owner is a jap neet weeabo

lmao

I never said it was, thank you for proving how insecure and single-minded you are by ignoring all my other points

>ad finem
>chads

Loads of teams have done that, It's hype but will never be hype as exposed ancient, ES shadowblading in against 4/5 OG members, S4 dropping the GEM as he walks in and kills the ancient.

Sorry but that is one of the greatest games in Dota history.

>If Ana gets his shit together, OG will stomp TI.

lmao you had an objectively better midlaner at ti6 and failed horribly

>Jap
>weaabo
does not compute.

It's been too late to delete /pol/ for a long time

Yes and Miracle lost us that game and now he's fading on a dogshit team.

Why /pol/ kills Veeky Forums?
Are you a independent black feminist strong transexual woman?
Fuck off

A.TobiWan29%
B.LD6%
C.ODPixel51%
D.GoDz4%
E.Capitalist10%

>sumail over w33
lmao

Why did DC drop Moo? They would have won this major if they had kept him. Mememeander

>/pol/
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