/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Jesus why are the tempesta wings so huge? They could not of added a low level spoiler?

Man these cheaters who come into a session and claim they dont cheat when it's so obvious

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I finally got banned. Been doing TT for months, spend money customizing loads of cars. Couple days ago some hacker drops about 50,000 in bags on me and teleports me across map. Why do I have the feeling it was that and not the TT that got me banned. Fucking Jewstar.

what do you negroes think about cancer gta youtube channels

Is buying and filling warehouses a waste of time? It feels like it.

tempesta is like a hot chick with no ass whatsoever.

I think the car export business took over. it's a good way of making 320k quickly.

>The only cool thing Rockstar ever does with the map.
>Makes the driving even shitter than it already is.

>Can't become a CEO because the lobby is already at max
Why does this limit even exist?

>steal vehicle
>assholes in armored car / choppers show up
>shoot down chopper
>wreckage lands on the car i'm trying to steal
>$34000 damage

as if their aim wasn't bullshit enough.

So the entire playerlist doesn't become a fucking rainbow

console memory limitations

It was TT. They have been detecting the TT hack for about a month.

ElCr100 playing on pc.

I need some friends please :(

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>We will never live in a perfect world where console peasants are eradicated and video games no longer fettered by shitty hardware restrictions.

Guys i got banned on PC
Would it be possible to transfer my progress from PS4 to PC?
I've already transferred once

How do console memory limitations stop everyone becoming a CEO?

HAYGUIZ MISTERBAWSSFOURDAWEEN EAR TODAY AND I GOT ANOTHER GRAYND THEF-T OTTO VIDEO FOR YOU HERE TOO-DAY!
*AIDS riddled manlet on webcam*

I hate that guy, go to pyrereal gaming instead, that dude is cooler.

GTA Series Videos and Broby(broughby? Spelling?) are the only good ones i've seen.

Has mrautism ever had a response to people calling him trash or does he just ignore it?

Guys i got banned on PC
Will both my Playstation progress and PC progress be deleted?
I checked SC and only PC was blacked out on online

HA HA GUYS THATS PRETTY CRAZY
THIS CAN GET CRAZY
THIS THING IS CRAZY
THAT THING IS CRAZY
SO ROCKSTAR HAS BEEN GOING TO PEOPLES HOUSES AND SHOOTING THEM IN THE FACE SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY
HERE'S A 12 MINUTE VIDEO ON IT
DON'T FOREGT TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, AND PLEASE GO TO MY SPONSERED DATAMINING WEBSITE FOR SHARKCARDS

i hope he rolls his car into a golf course pond and drowns.

>2 degrees in finance
>selling cars for $900 thousand less that their market price

>earns $300 a day

>Top range car
>Last I need for a collection
>Cargobob mission
>Drop car on the ground so I can get out and kill helicopters
>Helicopters keep killing me with their bullshit guns
>Cargobob somehow blows up
>Car stuck in a place where I can't drive it out

well she works 24 hours a day so breaking it down that's pretty shitty pay

$12.50 an hour

Maybe that's just YOUR cut, and the rest goes to your employees and stuff.

So, about ~8,400 a month

That's not bad, assuming she rents an apartment.

broughy

Then again, she has two degrees, that's really bad for what she's making

>she

im sorry *they

also i asked yesterday but nobody seemed to know. Does anyone know who made the new vehicle mission tracks or where i can find them at least they are great to listen too

It's HE!
Either you choose the male assitstant
Or you choose the tranny assistant
There are L I T E R A L L Y NO genuine FEMALES IN GTA ONLINE

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Since someone brought up AI. Let's not forget the Police AI. I've had cases of getting out of a 4 star wanted level by parking my car, hiding behind some building that police AI can't walk to, then going back out after the wanted level goes down, picking up the EXACT SAME CAR doing a fucking drift (more like slide) right past the cops that were chasing me and driving off with them just going 'eh' and going their own merry way.

>filename

no, your PS progress is safe

if you contact rockstar you may be able to make the transfer one more time ala character appearance

Oh phew
If that's the case that means i don't have to find my parents again
Had almost the same face since launch

Are /gtag/ lobby's full of trolls who wreck deliveries?

>Get the X80
>Have to do the time trial thing
>yeah alright
>no problem even in a sultan RS
>Take the car
>beat up owner
>nothing unusual
>Take it back to los santos
>His friends are "pissed off"
>get bad boys chasing me head on in oncoming traffic
>they hit me
>it's fucking snowing
>i slide into the ocean
the rage of 1000 suns

Only if you're not in /gtag/ or not a friend of someone in it

Neet I need to join the crew.

56th for belle

I think Chaotic is worse
The way he just pronounces those first words is fucking terrible
Like he tries to sound really posh, but it just sounds like he tries too hard, while constantly putting accents on every fucking syllable

>that good feel when you blast these ''guys'' into the wall or into traffic with your rocket voltic

Think the next GTA will be a F2P MMO?

dude.........
epic....

>grinding alone in a solo session
>other gtagers join
>randoms join
>gtagers refuse to kick randoms
>my once solo lobby is now filled with shitters and randoms
>go search for a new solo session
>this happens multiple times a day

Not on PS4. Just got done selling a warehouse and a random gtag bro helped me out.

Was this on PS4 just now? I didnt even know you could vote to kick people.

>chill in session alone
>rando shows up
>we ignore one another as we grind cars
>suddenly more randys show up
>they fuck everything up
>they're in a crew all together so me and my original rando get kicked together
I still don't see why we have to do this shit in """""public"""""" lobbies

What's the best station in the game and why is it VBR?

Damn, gotta gitgud to the point of being able to read these strats rockstar is doing.

how do you get in a public session by yourself on ps4? I remember if I tried to keep hopping sessions looking for a good one it would put me solo after like my 4th hop

VBR is 2nd for me. I've grown accustomed to LS Rock Radio because it was always the first station that got on in the Creator for me, and I liked the music so I never changed it

The launcher crashes every time it finishes downloading the update. Submitted a support ticket, but they haven't responded yet. Can anyone help?

Quick someone post PS3 Hippo, it's important.

Fucking learn how to do it already you useless fuck

You should have put your mic on and said something, bitch.

I had a similar thing in a stunt race
Was on Chiliad, when you go into the tunnel, there are 2 barriers with billboards so you have to go left and right.
Those barriers, however, decided to spawn .1 second before I hit them head on
Ruined my 1st spot

>Not Space 103.2
>Not Flylo FM

Skeletons has to be my favorite track

pls help

Ok I bought my vehicle warehouse, and I stole a Banshee. I can sell each car as I get them right? It's not like the regular warehouses where you have to fill it before selling it, correct?

chill out boyo
buying is never the issue, selling is

Can you not think for yourself? How much direction in life do you need? Holy shit.

Please, I can't find that Moomin screenshot on google. I do need it.

Also, is there any reason why I wouldn't perform the $7k upgrades and then sell? It's saying I can sell as is for $20, or do $7k worth of upgrades and get $35k. Seems like a no brainer.

they're going to tell you to do a fresh install and make sure your video card drivers are up to date

Correct

; - ;

Already reinstalled my drivers, but a fresh GTA V install? Fuck that shit.

so this is where you've been since you left Veeky Forums

Ok good. Thanks.

lol no I came back here today/past couple days but never left Veeky Forums even if I didn't post a lot

I thought you died.

you pay for the upgrades up front so you don't get that money back if you fail to deliver the car

but yeah, there's no reason not to do it if you're careful

This is getting ridiculous

I was sick for like 5 months and felt like I was going to die but I'm on medicine now and only drink on the weekends which is probably why I don't post all the time even though I read

So when you enter your office for the first time, you get this cutscene where your assistant explains everything
THEN you get a cutscene/animation of your character getting out of the elevator

The fuck is this shit, man

Remember when lester mentioned working with someone too unpredictable?
FUCKING GOOKS AND RUSKIES RUINING EVERYTHING FOR US

Good to hear. My grandpa always said, "opiate may be a faggot, but at least he isn't sceak"

>just about every session I join has 4 people

jeez, just how many bad goyim did they ban?

lmao

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>Saw up nullprophets jacket/skirt/whatever again

pretty good for four bucks

Starting up a pac stan need 3 people who up?