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>list of good comm. servers
pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

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skial.com/threads/are-porn-sprays-allowed-on-skial-servers.24900/)
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Thanks for letting me know about the bison thing, loved the first 2

Post pics you use on your conscientious objector.

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I am a nigger faggot.

Happy Festivus, kids

I love men.

ry4n spotted in b4nny vcideo
youtu.be/BnB0AXgwYYo?t=107

hah no fuck you

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You honor the roll or I'm gonna come fuck your face.
That's how this shit works.

Do it you fag.

I want you to fuck my face.
no u

Im gonna do nothing if you dont name it ,,I love men." THIS INSTANT.

>,,I love men."
but that wasn't the roll

cnt u rid

ni i cunt reed

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I'm listening to dubstep right now

do people play reflex
should i buy it if im new to arena shooters or no

btw heres the original image.
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1992193

>2016 trying to take carrie fisher now
We cant allow that to happen, or the drug trade will collapse overnight.

>inb4 this post is 0

Blow myself into pieces

AYY I LOVE DICK

Hot monkey dick in my ass.

ravioli ravioli

pls replu i dpnt know where else to ask

Here you go

Add me for simian themed erp.

Kurt Cobain's Monkey Dick in my Ass

Oh oh ah ah means "put it in my butt" in monkey.

Roll

looking for frequented servers with zero restrictions on freedom of speech or NSFW sprays n shit

All my spells smell like burnt hair lately."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

Curt Koblains hot monkey dick.

gorilla dick

Kobble Costerstanks own ass action device.

Animal abuse is fine if its the animals doing the abusing.

ad me and i wil giv dis to u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))

Roll

Its actually quite pleasant once you get used to it.

I like to fuck niggers

rerol

Chicago is the best place to acquire it.

Will ERP for items

i made 12 people waste their time on naming this stupid piece of shit

What an action-packed trip to Detroit!

gun

Winston got cucked, so I helped him with my asspussy.

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SUCC

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NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERS

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reroll

everytime, everytime i see this heavies fucking face when i come home

20 pounds of simian pussy and ass.

CHEKC MY FICKING NINE

Roll

EAT MY DEAD CHILDREN

Nein is yes is monkey language.

hows about fuck off Viva instead

i cant say i know of any in the end every server will ban you even if you post sfw stuff, i got banned off one server with just a normal spray of a dog and got banned for "child porn". Whether you post safe or not people will just make shit up

I cum cum from my bum bum

anal pills

winner

Winrar

Sure. Someone edit it and make it so

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>entered the dane raffle
>festive jarate

>Complaining about winning

Spoiled punk kids, I swear

I am Heavy Weapons Guy

I'll complain about getting the worst item I could have gotten in so far that it aligned with my personal tastes if I want to.
I don't even really play sniper either.
Its a neato weapon though. I miss good festives.

maeks u thonk

>tf2c lobby
>ze healer person
>everything's going very well
>scout goes perma spy 3 round wins in
>no one can convince him to get off
>pocket goes scout
>demo and roamer too aggressive
>scouts not watching flank enough
>keep dying over and over again because i have no more good protection
>people coming for heals all at once instead of rotating heals
>get spawnkilled by a lone scout/solider sitting at a forward spawn twice (across two rounds)
>lose 5-3
why do people like this exist

good goy

scout iz still young boy yes? we can still circumsize him and make him a man yes?

i zill ask the spy for a good knife

>All those people complaining about how they put a gift in their inventory but didn't submit it and got kicked out of the secret santa
>All these people were too dumb to notice the big fat "submit gift" button
I wish there was some way to purge these morans from the gene pool.

Makes you think

>knife
Traditionally, circumcision is carried out by biting the foreskin off

i'm pretty sure that skial servers (at least according to this skial.com/threads/are-porn-sprays-allowed-on-skial-servers.24900/) and a handful of other servers like "FITH" will allow porn sprays but dont tolerate anything discrimanatory or illegal. This is a borderline dealbreaker for me. if valve servers didn't prevent sprays from being downloaded from them unlike other servers, id probably stay in the pubs all my life.

>dont tolerate anything discrimanatory
I'm pretty sure that squeakers calling people niggers and sand niggers is discriminatory but then again I'm not in middle school anymore.

Can you make him look like this in game?

yes
arent those the gaben glasses, that fedora that came with the heavy mobster set, and the multiclass santa beard

No, you can't, he has 4 cosmetics on. You missed the sophisticate siberian.

Its 5.
You missed the pants.
And its the new reading glasses, not the gaben glasses.

Close enough

Also, no stripes on the fedora, so it would be the fed fighting fedora.

Its actually 6
The muttons are there too
t.

Haha you 70 fov plebs are pathetic.

I use 140 fov and i look through walls regularly and get game changing stabs in both 6s and HL.

Best thing about this?

Nobody knows i use 140 fov and nobody can ever stop me.

Keep being bad, publords.

now that's a vintage shitpost

now that's a vintage reply

When the fuck did I talk about hats?

All I see here is a list of things manchildren want banned cause they don't want to learn how to counter it

"WAHHH!!!! HE HAS THE COW MANGLER!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY STRATEGY ON THE FLY THAT HE HAS FIVE ROCKETS INSTEAD OF FOUR, REMOVE IT!!! WAHHH!!"

"WAHH HE'S USING THE DIRECT HIT! HE GAVE UP ALL HIS ABILITY TO DO SPLASH DAMAGE FOR PRECISION SHOOTING! WAHHHH I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DODGE BETTER! WAAHH BAN IT!"

"WAHHHHHH HE'S USING THE LIBERTY LAUNCHER! AFTER THREE SHOTS HE'S FUCKED, BUT WAHHHH ITS THREE GOOD SHOTS vs FOUR MEDIUM SHOTS! I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO COUNTER THAT!!! REMOVE IT WAHHHHH!!!!"

"BAN THE RAINBLOWER! ITS NO DIFFERENT THEN THE FLAMETHROWER BUT IT BRINGS CHEER TO MY GAME, I TREAT TF2 AS A ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SERIOUS E-SPORT THERE'S NO FUN IN THIS GAME! BANN IT WAHHH!!!"

I play with 240 fov on 4 different monitors hahaa i can see in every direction at once

Demo is overpowered

what did he mean by this?

He means that he is a commie fuck that hates capitalism and wants us all to be dirty hippies.