ARGHHHHHHHH! Someone stole the hood ornament of my Jaguar S for the THIRD fucking time! What kind of fucking asshole...

But he fell onto your property. Killing him with a booby trap doesn't violate the NAP

>Maybe they should get armed security.
No, it is not that these cost more. It is the lawsuit potential of having someone shot. It is far cheaper to continue letting all shoplifters get away if they pull a knife. One 10 million DINDU lawsuit plus all the black lives matter circus publicity would dwarf all the shoplifting losses.

>Killing him with a booby trap
Booby traps on private property or even your own home are illegal. That's the law in my usa state.

mmmmm... seems pretty worth it to me. I'd also rig it so that it would only shock if it was tugged on. And if it goes before a judge, I have a feeling he's going to side with me

shouldn't have parked so close to my jag

It does tho. He didn't initiate force, he fell on the car. Applying force (electricity) from that point is an initiation

ARGH WTF I keep stealing this guy's jaguar off his car and he keeps replacing it. What kind of asshole does that?

>I have a feeling he's going to side with me
Your insurance company might not side with you. Many policies have exemption clauses for deliberately caused criminal activity. If someone sues you, you might have to go it alone on the fines and penalties.