What is the least appropriate car to arrive at a funeral in?
What is the least appropriate car to arrive at a funeral in?
Leo Foster
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Dylan Miller
Ice cream truck?
Landon Thompson
Deliver the casket and dig the grave with the same vehicle!
Luke Cook
fag bug?
Jayden Johnson
if the person died in a car accident, the car that they died in
Brayden Rivera
Fart cannoned bugeye STi.
Nolan Perry
Dragula
Jose Baker
This shit
Julian Wilson
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Caleb Robinson
It depends on who's dying. Might as well all these cars be appropriate.
Brody Young
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Robert Powell
I've seen H2 and Excursion Limo's at funerals before. It's not that uncommon.
Robert Allen
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Owen Phillips
Hearse?
Adam Robinson
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Thomas Lopez
The dead guy's car
Gabriel Myers
including the smokey entrance of course
Connor Turner
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Andrew Torres
DING DING DING
WINRARRRRR
Henry Hill
>funeral in progress
>everyone mourning the loss of a loved one
>suddenly screeching tires heard in distance
>the sounds of rev matches getting closer
>the sound of muffled eurobeat approaching at an alarmingly fast pace
>IM BURNING UP FOR YOU
>IM BUUUURNING UP FOR YOU
>small hatchback comes barreling down the narrow wooded road
>I BURN EVERY TIME THAT IM CLOSE TO YOU
>VRRRMMM
>drifts into cemetery, tires screeching
>going at least 80 km/h down cemetery paths
>comes to a stop, headlights retract down, eurobeat shuts off
>"sorry im late i had a last minute tofu delivery to make"
Alexander Allen
>fast pace
>that shit box
weeb/10
Ethan Gomez
obviously
especially with the headlights up
Ethan Lopez
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Caleb Martinez
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Gabriel Roberts
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Kayden Rogers
naa, it'll be fine
i'm sure no one will notice
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Zachary Garcia
Retired hearse that's been subjected to boomer rod treatment and covered in grim reaper motifs
Sebastian Flores
Like Winston Wolf.
Nolan Edwards
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Justin Barnes
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Jonathan Thomas
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Asher Jenkins
Arriving at the funeral like..
Jaxson Rodriguez
It's a twin turbo V6 so that shit makes no noise unless you force it to, plus no one actually knows what it is unless you're an autistic car bore.
Anthony Parker
an ambulance.
Grayson Carter
Is this the Monster Garage one that was supposed to impale cars with some sort of auger? I think it was one of the few projects that wasn't finished before the deadline.
Liam Stewart
Are you a retard or something? Look at the fucking thing. You don't need to know what it is.
Eli Morales
I had to carpool with family to my grandfather's funeral, because I drive one of his old cars and thought it'd be in poor taste to show up in it.
Joseph Barnes
ive done this :^/
Levi Russell
>tfw when cammin' with dumps in a funeral procession
Ian Bailey
Fair point desu. To non-car autists its just a 20ft wide wedge with autistic alloys.
Blake Bell
I saw a miata today. it made me happy
Hunter Reed
If I were alive enough to perceive my funeral I'd be pissed off as fuck if a Miata were there.
Ryan Campbell
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Jose Collins
fixed story
>funeral in progress
>everyone mourning the loss of a loved one
>suddenly screeching tires heard in distance
>the sounds of rev matches getting closer
>the sound of muffled eurobeat approaching at an alarmingly fast pace
>IM BURNING UP FOR YOU
>IM BUUUURNING UP FOR YOU
>small hatchback comes barreling down the narrow wooded road
>I BURN EVERY TIME THAT IM CLOSE TO YOU
>VRRRMMM
>drifts into cemetery, tires screeching
>going at least 80 km/h down cemetery paths
>comes to a sliding stop
>ejects a coffin which drifts into the grave
>eurobeat stops
Kevin Bailey
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Samuel Martin
anything fun or sporty/aggressive.
Charles Morris
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Landon Wood
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Wyatt Phillips
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Ayden Turner
I don't see anything wrong with this
Jonathan Watson
The Mustang that crashed into the vic?
Jose Kelly
I would daily a monstrosity like that.
Luis Gonzalez
Anything the deceased hated.
Honestly, if anyone's still alive to care when I die, I will be specifying inappropriate attire, music, behaviour, and vehicles. Show up in the gaudiest shit you can find, have fun while making fun of how I died, drag race in the car park. No point being depressed and sombre just because I'm dead. Instead, make it a celebration about outliving me and not putting up with my shit any more.
Christian Hall
What car is that? Some NSX or something?
Noah Kelly
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Joseph Kelly
It has the face saying "Oh Good Mary how did he die?!"
Nolan Adams
Depends on the deceased
Matthew Lewis
Came here for literally this response.
Gavin Rodriguez
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Adrian Rivera
Fuck I opened the thread to say this lol nice
Isaac Parker
you know it
Carson Gutierrez
An S15 with an exhaust and BOV, bonus points for dosing it when you enter/exit the funeral
>zzzzzztututu
Jaxon Torres
>Can we just plant this fucker already? I got to go buy some growing equipment.
Nolan Phillips
i want my grave to be dug with that rad shit in front of all of my mourners
Logan Davis
i remember i owned a miata as my only car
my sister died sometimes after, then i had to drive the miata to the funeral
i never want to own a miata again
Lucas Gutierrez
After they fill in the hole you could do jumps off the dirt mound.
Cooper Hughes
>revving it to the 10,000 redline and stopping with a handbrake tutn
Noah Russell
Damn it I came here just for this
Camden Hughes
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Adrian Baker
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Jose Perry
frig off ricky
Carter Young
RIP an/o/n
He loved his friends, family, and burnouts
Cameron Cruz
I love that perception of death and those around u
Landon Miller
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Ayden Kelly
I saw one of those a while ago, with the honour guard of bikers along with.
James Adams
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Carter James
ice cream truck with dead child's brains still on the bumper.
Juan Martinez
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Jackson Phillips
Top fucking kek
Christopher Clark
>shows up in this rocking the Stirner look
Wyatt Kelly
Showing up at a funeral in a Twingo I is like bringing a sociopath.
You might be sad to see your mother's coffin disappear behind the curtains, but everyone will remember how the one you brought with you was smiling without a care in the world as you left.
Brody White
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David Morales
>show up in Food Mustard
>do a burnout as you leave
>come back later to collect your payment from the morticians
Landon Clark
Context: this car says "yes I am from Yakuza and I killed your beloved relative. I'm here to laugh at you"
Logan Hughes
How so? It's pretty solemn. It's not like it's Lady Di's funeral.
Not sure anyone would pay attention to that.
Ryder Fisher
>show up in Mustang
>try to do burnout
>mount curb and die instantly
>double funeral scheduled
fix'd
Matthew Phillips
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Brandon Garcia
Ford btfo once again
Jeremiah Wilson
Party v&
Jason Young
>It's not like it's Lady Di's funeral.
What did he mean by this?
Gabriel Stewart
He meant you should kys Sven
Stay cucked namefag Audi masterrace
James White
She died in a W140
Henry Nguyen
>funeral happening
>a light snow has been falling for the past few days
>close family friends and relatives mourning
>suddenly vvvVVVRRRRFWOOOSSSHH...*cracklecrackle* RRRRRRFWWOOOSHHH
>pic related comes around the corner sideways
>comes to sliding stop
>rally lights flick off then car lights
>get out
>"Sorry guys my co-driver made a few mistakes trying to get us here"
Anthony Bell
Retard here, please elaborate
Jace Hughes
any car that has Staying Alive playing.
Landon Parker
sleep tight muscle
Blake Howard
>Audi masterrace
>can't beat a Volvo
Can't make this shit up lel
oh makes sense
Isaac Ross
>hooster tires
Thomas Cook
stanced ricemobile with neon and learn how to do that shit where you let it go in circles w/ handbrake around you as you step out in a zoot suit and activate remote hydraulics as it bounces. and every time you get out, say "sheesh who fucking died???" and "LIVE A LITTLE FAGGOTS!!!!!!!"
Luis Hughes
MY VOTE IS FOR THAT TRUCK THAT THOSE ISIS BROS DROVE THROUGH A CROWD FULL OF PEOPLE