Why don't you Veeky Forumswn one of these yet?
>Less douchey than BMW
>More discreet yet more prestigious than most Mercs
>Less gay than Audi
>Less narcissistic than Porsche and doesn't make you look like an old faggot
Is there a better luxobarge than this?
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so is this like the m7 that never was?
>jag
>discreet
jags are old people cars
Buying Poo In The Loo cars
>ever
Because cant afford it.
Would love to have one desu
Tata is no matter what making their money. So shit on them as much as you can.
>literally buying a pajeet car
a Jaguar/Lexus is still a better than being a fucking Normie (BMW/Audi/Mercedes)
I'm shocked an M7 doesn't exist by now with all the M badge whoring that's been going on.
They are also quite cheap.
But we all know the reason for that and it is not a good reason.
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>The magic of Jaguar depreciation
Ever wondered why the new Jaguar X cars are awesome but the old S-Type and X-Type aren't?
Because, unlike the yanks, the pajeets understand that Jaguar knows how to make great cars rather than just turn the screws on brand recognition so hard that they'll bleed money.
>Jaguar
>more prestigious than most Mercs
>Jaguar
>Less narcissistic than Porsche and doesn't make you look like an old faggot
Only a retard or a British would be this deluded.
A fucking Lincoln is more posh and quintessential than a jag
Only a retard or a butthurt german would refute that
Don't know how Jags are perceived elsewhere but here in Jolly Old, Jags are driven mostly by old people. That, and politicians.
You do realize that at one point in history that they were owned by the same company?
But Lincolns are just rebadged Fords, and Ford just st.... wait a sec.
Do you really think that anyone on Veeky Forums has enough dosh for a new jag?
What? that rebaged ford taurus looks like fucking garbage compared to the five year old Jag.
Also from where do you think Lincoln copied that front grill?
What the fuck is this bullshit?
>DOUCHIER than BMW by far
Only old James Bond villain wannabes drive Jags
>More prestigious than Merc
LEL NO
>Less gay than Audi
NO, have you seen what kind of person drives an F type?
>doesn't make you look like an old faggot
99% of Jag drivers are retired and over the age of 65
I get it that it's a nice car but it's middle of the road on all those metrics. Arguably, it might be a better performance sedan than a BMW, but that's up in the air. The only thing that it has over the Big Three for certain is exclusivity, and yet it's not as exclusive as Porsche.
Owned by pajeets
WTF were they thinking with the black C pillar applique, looks like someone put on a patch panel from the junkyard
>has no actual argument so he just insults drivers of better cars
Yep I'm on Veeky Forums
More prestigious than a merc? are you fucking kidding me?
Did you fucking forget that jaguar was once owned and built on ford platforms?? Thats really embarassing
they'd never do it. M is for people who want a hard and rough ride with a nice motor. people who buy a 7 series want to relax and listen to NPR on the radio
also, bmw shells out a lot of motors to rolls royce, why not just buy a rolls royce ghost for $300k and have 560hp on tap from a V12 and a rolls royce interior
I see newer jags in my area twice a week. Even an F type every so often. I like newer Jaguars, I think they have an exclusive taste to them since I dont see any dealerships except for downtown. Audis are okay in my book because I drive a vw enshit...
>that image lmao