Senran Kagura General /skg/ #958

It is 24th where I live and Christmas Eve is the main Christmas day in Finland.

Jiggle all the way, boobgen

My internet is so trash out here

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Make a new thread? I'm fine either way.

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I want asuka to do up that jacket all the way then rip a hole in the fish nets and give me a clothed paizuri

My thoughts exactly.

Warm paizuri by the fireplace, Christmas tree in view.

All I want for Christmas is _____

The death of all of you

Shiki is shit! SHIT!

ZA WARUDO

Wait...
You guys are preverts!
PREVERTS!!!

Yup.

i'm gonna grope a senran's tits and there's nothing you can do to stop me

No way! user is pure! PURE!

I'm a postvert, thank you very much

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Haruka scares small children.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

what's in the bag

Haruka is a thing! THING!

It a huge condom, filled with cum.

Haruka scares a mentally damaged womanchild with gonzo gazongas*

Tender Christmas romance with Askua!!!

A kidnapped user
She's taking him home for the holidays whether he consents or not

Putting snow in Asuka's pants!

She scares all children!

I'm gonna pick up a cake for Christmas, then eat it the day after Christmas!

14 minutes till the new new wave event.

Y U M I
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It's been 16 minutes.

Yes yes we all know worst girl will get something, but what we care about are others.

Give them a moment, the elevens are having a collective yumijerk

Josui is the love of my life!

TWENTY-THREE MINUTES

Captain, we've reached dork factor 5.

What the fuck does that even mean.

It's the level after dork factor 4.

Like in star trek when they reach warp factor 5 but instead I said dork factor because senrans are dorks.

What the fuck does that even mean.

What the hell is Star Trek?

Star trek is an old Science fiction tv show. They've even made some recent movies. You should check it out there are several star trek series on Netflix.

Dork factor 4 comes directly after dork factor 3. Dork factor 5 shortly proceeds both of them.

It's an idol event.

Sento Shu is getting cards now. So is Jasmine.

I have many, many questions.

Only two?

Sento Shu?

Senki I mean

Senki? No, seriously, Senki? Who?

A group of assholes from previous events lead by Leo's sister.

Maki is my wife. Can't wait for next wedding event.

Congrats, Makifag. Your waifu is finally a real Senran.

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>jasmine

I can only imagine the justification for one of the strongest ninjas alive, who is a married grandmother, deciding to put on whatever glorified bikini they're handing out this week and join the line for instructor's dick

Instructor needs to be freaking stopped ASAP

Ginrei, Imu fight back!

Good morning /skg/!

Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.
I can test the Christmas Cake theory again with a real cake tomorrow.

Yumi practicing her calligraphy only to start feeling sudden severe chest pains and a chest burster popping out!

Just fap already.

Age is just a number

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=f6SreD_gJkg

New Wave makes me really mad sometimes.

Bean Sprouts

I think she's just trying to get Hanzo jealous.

Dorks

What if Instructor has been Hanzo in disguise This whole time?

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Holy shit...that means we are Hanzo/Big Boss/God this whole time...

Shiki likes Christmas too!

She wants to get her stocking stuffed

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I SEE PINK

is that a flashlight?

Yes, and she's stealing it so nobody would use it against her. I have one spare.

it's a candle

It's a fleshlight.

>Shiki's pussy is so hot it can melt that candle.

I think I'll just use Shiki instead

What kind of heels does Shiki like to wear?

I want to make that GILF a MILF again.

so, the cards haven't been posted yet?

i'll post em if so.

sorry for being late. i was spending time with some friends.

Lies! They're not your friends. They're just illusions.

The kind made for stepping on me with

>Jasmine and Senki Shu getting cards now
Huh, wonder what made em change their mind

see which is dyed in light blue

I almost thought that was Hibiki from im@s till I remember where I was.

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Confetti

hibiki is cool

>"Ever had your dick sucked through a tobacco pipe, boy?"

sword

Bleary appearance??

Leo is looking particularly edgy today
I bet Hyoki and Miyabi would get along