I NEED 500ft-lbs of torque

>t. asshurt americuck

Lmao, just accept that this hot piece of garbage is the best GM can do.
A overheating, cantturn, cantgostraight shitmobile made for boomers, lmao.

>shitvette
>motorsports

LOL

this is what gmcucks actually believe

>ITS THE CARS FAULT I CANT DRIVE

The Corvette is such a retarded car lol. It's like the company literally put all its resources into putting down as much rear wheel power as possible (which isn't even much, gets scraped by a GT-R) at the expense of everything else. Completely shit suspension, shit weight distribution, shit interior, etc....

Not to mention it looks fucking stupid. i seriously lol @ corvette drivers and I drive a miata

t. triggered gm cuck

>mustang drivers are migrating

so you admit amerifat can't drive ?

t. gm's marketing team

Lmao, GM bitchbois completely btfo

>no argument
>mind as well call him a name
>its the cars fault

mmm yeah but being shit cars sort of makes them shit.

When some of our mothers had enough of the bullies going around school and beating their children,they decided to form a committee in order to do something about it.They decided to have a meeting in one of their houses.But the bullies learned what was going down by a teacher,who in order to make them stop the bullying threatened them that they would be in trouble.

They weren’t going to stop.They had other plans.They thought it would be funny if the mothers that had rallied together together to protect their children,thinking that they were going to punish the little thugs,as they were adults and had more power than them,were fucked silly by their hated enemies.

They tricked the hostess into letting them in and crashed the meeting.They were more and they were angry.

Needless to say,the mothers stopped feeling all that powerful.

Their screams and moans could be heard outside the house.Scoolboys,almost their son’s ages were using them as sex toys.

They were fucking them for over 20 minutes.By this point,while most were still being raped against their will,

some of them had started getting into it.

Even the nerdy black kid’s mother stopped fighting after the racist that had insulted their colour and beat her son with a belt,pretending it’s a whip,broke her mind with the many orgasms he forced her to have.

She just laid there and moaned with pleasure.

They continued fucking them and changing sex slaves every now and then.Every bully had taken every mother.

Some kids mothers were not only enjoying the cocks of the thugs they were going to go up against for tormenting their children,but had completely betrayed their cause and their friends by helping the bullies make the unwilling ones cum.

The raping had evolved in a strange orgy,where some of the partisipants were fucking willingly and some had mortified expressions on their faces as they were taken by force.

The only woman that hadn’t become a slave to pleasure,or hadn’t at least submited to her rapists and was still fighting,was my mom.Even when my best friend’s mother gave her a strong orgasm by fingering her asshole while one of the bullies made her ride him,she still didn’t crack.

When the ‘little thugs’ were done with them,the women were left dripping with cum,picking their clothes from the floor and putting them with exausted moves.Many of them had expressions of satisfaction on their faces.

It went without saying that their ‘coalision’ was gone.

But this wasn’t the end for my mother.The bullies took her with them when they left.Since she decided to keep fighting for her son,she would spend the night in the abandoned house they used as a hangout where she would receive ‘special treatment’.

When they were finished with her,my mom had completely become their bitch.

After the incident none of the mothers bothered them ever again.Some of them were just afraid.The majority didn’t had such a good time that didn’t see a problem with them hanging around.

My mom,even though she still seemed concerned whenever i was beaten,she would just brush it off and go to their hangout,as she was the only one that was allowed access there.She was like their number one bitch now.

this. gm is trash

“It is the last time they laid hands on me!”,i thought.I was going to tell my mom about how they beat me everyday at school and she would show them!Even though I was a little embarassed because they were one year younger than me,i couldnt stand getting pushed around anymore.And so it happened.I told her and she was furious.She asked me where they are right now and i told her they were at Michaels house.I felt stisfaction as she slammed the door behind her,thinking about my bullies faces when they hear she is going to tell the school staff.They always shit their pants when adults are involved.

An hour went by and she hadn’t come back.After a while,Michael sent me a 3 second video saying:

“Uhh,did you tell your mom on us?Cause my father didn’t like it when she said she was going to the police and they fought real bad.He finally had enough of her bullshit and dragged her to his room.”

My moms protests were muffled by his cock.

“Anyway my dad told me to tell you that she isn’t coming home tonight and if you call the police he’ll make both of you regret it.

She’ll come after she satisfies him and make the three of us men.Can you believe it!My first time will be with a milf,that is also your mom!Unfortunately i haven’t had a chance with her yet.My dad is still fucking her in his bedroom and he told us we can go in only after he is finished with her.I only managed to suck her boob when my dad was holding her down to take her clothes off.It was amazing dude!The nipple was really soft and then it became hard and it tasted good too.I can’t wait to fuck her!Thanks for telling your mom on us dumbass!

PS.I know YOU are still a virgin and but i want your suggestion.How should i fuck your mom?Should i be on top,or should i tell my dad to make her ride me and do all the job,since it’s my first time and i don’t really know what to do and she can teach me this way.Well,my dad will MAKE her teach me.”

You have been trying for months to hook up your teacher and your mom. Your teacher was a true alpha male and deserved a women to fuck. He deserved your beautiful mother. After you came home from school you would tell your mom how good of a teacher he was and how he helped you with math and your homework. Your mom was so intrigued in knowing who he was she wanted to meet him. Their was only one problem your teacher was a racist. You one time heard him talking about , how he hated to that nigger child refering to you . You knew he would never fuck your mother so you injected a boatload of testosterone into his morning coffee before your parent teacher conference. When your mom arrived he couldn’t help himself and your mom couldn’t either. They fucked for your whole meeting and when he was finished he had a whole new meaning for the word racist.

The most power possible? Are you retarded? Gm had a naturally aspirated racing engine that made 1000hp. As much power as possible with a twin screw is easily north of 1500.

>gm fags getting btfo
as expected

In 40 seconds. honda has a corvette-a-shit helicopter now.

>driving along in the new 'vette and been happy for weeks
>suddenly...
>THIS CAR FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
>fwap fwap fwap fwap
>fuck this car!!!!!!!!!!
>FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP
>they drop down the rescue ladder
>climb up it and it's full of japanese who will educate you about vtec for 3 hours before dropping you off at the nearest honda dealership
>corvette can't turn and drives in straight line on highway for a few hours before it passed 1K+ times by GTRs
>GM has corvette recovery team to find abandoned ones and they drive them back to the stealership as this is their entire business model now

>shitposting a thread to death so you don't can ignore GM superiority for another day

50/50 Weight distribution... same as miata

Why does anyone reply to these garbage threads? This can't all be the work of the autist 4.

t. assmad gm fangirl

gm btfo yet again

I know this is bait but I'm biting anyways.

>Truck engine
How is that a critique of the engine? LS and LT family of engines are a relatively light, strong, and reliable platform that's also universal enough that they can be used in cars and trucks.

Wow, what a scathing review.

>Leaf spring

lmgtfy.com/?q=2016 Corvette Suspension

Don't you silly europoors have some immigrants to be blowing?

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Every time.

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>Claims GM is shit because 2muchtourque4u
>Needs 16 gorillion pounds of downforce and a supercomputer to keep its fucking wheels facing the ground.

This isn't helping my jungle fever, user.

Don't you have some nigger bulls to be prepping, americuck?

>nigger president for 8 years

Rolfmao

Let me know how the outside of the wall looks.

>wall
i think you mean fence, kek

If these drivers would simply stop lifting off the gas abruptly as soon as the car gets loose, most of these crashes would be avoided.

That said, 300-450hp is nothing to joke with. Play around, and if you don't know what you're doing, it will bite you.

>too much torque
its more like idiots who don't know how to control their car when it spins out, so they take their foot off the pedal and right on the brakes which locks up the front wheels and the rear is still under kinetic friction then suddenly static as they regain traction again which throws the car the opposite way.

Letting off the gas immediately is the worst thing you can do

its not about torque its about shitty drivers who don't know how to drive their sports car

Damn 11 minutes of corvette fuckups, dats juicy

BLAME ME NOT

FOR IT WAS NOT MY OWN SKILL

BUT THE CAR

HONEST

I SWEAR

THEY BUILT IT BAD

I HAD NO CHANCE

THE WAY THEY BUILT IT I BOUGHT IT

ENGINEERS ARE KEKS THEY DONT KNOW WHAT I NEED

There's no such thing as too much torque, only not manly enough tires.

>locks up the front wheels
stop playing video games in your moms basement craig. almost EVERY car made after 2000 has abs and doesn't allow you to lock the wheels.

The point is your front tires are still under static friction while your rear tires are under kinetic friction. Once the rear tires regain traction because you let off the gas way too quick this causes instability which is the cause of almost every single spin out in the OP's video

t. amerfat engineer

or the rear tires had too much torque sent to them and just broke loose in literally every scenario?
A+ for autism though.

>or the rear tires had too much torque sent to them and just broke loose in literally every scenario?
No the driver pushed the pushed the pedal way too much while either turning or otherwise because they had TCS off. No one has control of the car but the driver regardless of what ever made up shit "it has too much torque"

This phenomena is iconic with ALL RWD cars don't pretend this is only prevalent on corvettes

-t. numale yuro scared of glorious torque

>gets scraped by a GT-R
Oh no, what an embarrassment, the "truck motor on leaf springs" has comparable performance to the over-engineered Jap supercar that has AWD and costs twice as much! Those GM engineers must be so ashamed.

Not.

If anyone should be humiliated by corvette vs GTR performance, it's the Nissan camp. That price difference isn't worth just a couple seconds.

Y'all fags are just mad that no one has an answer for the Corvette that's not in a completely different price bracket.

>overengineered

How did the new corvette do at the Hurrdurring?

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Let's all laugh at how unstable Corvettes are. They're such shit that there is literalyl a new hour-long compilation of them crashing every single time they try to show off.
youtube.com/watch?v=DGhpYktFO80

fug
fug
fug

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corvetteblogger.com
/2006/11/05/Long-Island-Z06-Corvette-Catches-Fire/

>He also mentioned that he just had a dealer-installed exhaust system added, which may have been the culprit.

>2006
>z06 released as a 2006 model
>just had dealer install exhaust

It's a wonder that Chevy fags continue to exist when their favorite car company keeps trying to kill them.

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>30 year old AE86 vs 10 year old Ford with rust
>Ford fans in charge of intellect

Our generation will continue to curate the internet

This is what a million dollars of Porsche engineering gets you.

youtube.com/watch?v=ACHcpfUn46c

youtube.com/watch?v=uRpxA4OvmXc

youtube.com/watch?v=tX-tb82q9zc

>low car drives down step and bottoms out
what point are you trying to make?

I don't have Burger King onion ring but I have Leguna Seca times

>retard can't drive
>retard storms out car and charges whoever the hell he was charging at as if it was anyone but his own fault
Not I know on both videos it's driver error but o I am laffin

The Vette has a big crossmember and skid plates protecting the oil pan. Pretty sure it would handle a bump like that. You'd think a million dollar track god would have that kind of engineering but I guess not. Guess your're going to wreck the car if you ever cut an apex on a track.

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So what? It beat the GT-R in the 5 others. 83.3333% definitely beats 16.6666%. Also I hope the price gap is worth beating it in one track

lol how fucking salty are you corvette gayfag

in the five other what? lap times set a year apart by different magazines?
gtr has won every single head to head comparison with the z06

Corvette pretty much dominates GTLM and Le Mans every year.

>gtlm
yawn. theyve been running a solid team and working with the same platform for years thats why they are successful at endurance racing.

>le mans
gm doesnt dominate shit at le mans with their 18th place finishes

>corvette
>dominating le mans
yea, they dominated last place

lmfao

Ford can't even figure out Nascar...

This reminds me of

youtube.com/watch?v=sCEzEVJkO1U

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>If a corvette is your first performance car, you're gonna have a bad time
This right fucking here.

Going from a shitbox to a god damn corvette is like night and day. Half of the drivers in the video just floored it and lost control.

Two can play this game OP!

youtube.com/watch?v=JE3o33X-ogY

>the over-engineered Jap supercar that has AWD and costs twice as much!

I don't understand you amerifags.

On one hand you yell europoor at every chance you get.

On the other you mention "cost" everytime you have to defend your shit cars.

Forget about the fucking cost for a second and compare the machines themselves. What do we have? A pushrod truck engine vs a twin turbo hand build DOHC marvel.

>Forget about the fucking cost for a second
Okay, so if you're going to pull that bullshit then the gt-r is a peice of shit when matching up against ferrari f12.

they are just shit drivers
every one of them is a nigger/redneck that cant handle power

maybe... but ferraris are worse than gm products so...

crashed any skylines lately m8

just had a flashback about that

and no.

The Craplais is really grounded it never breaks traction even with shit 245 budget tyres

>Veeky Forums hates auto transmissions because they cater to casuals
>Veeky Forums hates corvettes because they don't cater to casuals
hmm

its almost like a south korean motoring forum is completely disconnected from reality

jesus fuck this is brutal youtube.com/watch?v=zVYkT79RREs

what went wrong here?

Actually, the GT-R stands its own even then.

Thanks for proving my point!

blown the fuck out

>Veeky Forums can't afford 99% of the cars they shitpost about

People, in the current year and soon the following year, will defend these maple leaf springs.

I feel sorry for all these Corvettes. They have such shitty owners/drivers. I baby the fuck out of my c6.

Okay, forget about the cost for a second.

>A pushrod truck engine vs a twin turbo hand build DOHC marvel.

And that distinction still only nets the latter a second and a half around a track. Oops.

The performance results alone fail to validate one approach over the other, but one approach clearly accomplishes nearly the same result with a lot less. Expressing the input in terms of engineering effort instead of price doesn't really change the picture.

How does one crash a car in a straight line?

>drive a civic all your life
>buy a performance sports car
>go immediately to the track
>3
>2
>1
>Imma firin mah lazor
>SHOOT DA WHOOP
And then you crash into a wall.