/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

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>Christmas Eve
>he still fucking posts it
The state of R&I

host

couldn't the same be said about you?

you too faggot

not gonna reply to any of you

Not until Santa gets me a new cpu

please give me (You)s, senpai

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Because they have no culture so they have to fabricate some kind of over-aching pan-national ethnic group such as "white" they could latch to. The alternative would be to simply consider themselves americans, but you know, muh niggers and spics.

>Look at the crusades, white people got together to attack the non-white people, once that issue was over they went back to cultural bickering.

No, it was catholics who got together to attack muslims and later on orthodox christians, you fucking retard. Race was literally an irrelevant concept in the middle ages.

"no"

Kys this thread is too early don't use it
Sage

All three factions are at war with one another.
China never peaced out and is still resisting Japan despite losing Nanjing and Beijing.

Here you go lad, but that's it, no more replies from me

Not even for me?

hi lads

Why do you guys let yourselves be controlled by memes? Threads too early I suspect most of you are redditorstill
Sage

2grob?

Decided to play a USSR Kaisereich game and this is terrible. the Civil War itself was fine since UK and France gave me lodes of aid, but now I inherited Wrangel's Russia including his soldiers, so my division organization is a complete mess and I still have to deal with Siberia. Theres no way I'll be ready for the Second Weltkreig and I just have to hope that France holds out long enough for me to prepare.

>when your much faster and much newer Battlecruisers and Destroyers can't catch an old and slow escort carrier

idiot

This game just looks like dogshit, I kind of want to try it because I'm tired of HoI3 but I also really, really don't think I'll like it.

>When you start building balttleships and shit
>AI still has ironclads, and barely 50 of them

Okay lads what exact conditions do I need to fulfill to acquire the Congo colony as a secondary power in HPM?

Be a secondary power
Have the 4th rank navel base tech from 1875 researched so by the time the conference happens you can hammer it down.

This plus not having African colonies

Is that really everything? the condition list is half a mile long.

Try it without spending money if you can.
This one is very, very hit or miss on lots of aspects.

White.

W&B

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>the only reason I'm not overrun right now is China showed up to fight Axis in India
jesus christ what's going on in the war against Japan

You need to have at least 6 provinces, at least 2 states, slavery abolished, over 300k pops, have a capital in an European province that isn't artic nor an island, be a monarchy, be a secondary power, not have any vassals, not have any colonies, not gave any provinces in Africa, have less than 10 infamy at the very least, have the 1875 Blue Water School tech and have the Berlin Conference global flag.

Well?

hpm guy will never come back

So apparently two factions can fight on territory they both have military access to.
Also I can fight Japan through China.
Too bad Moscow just fell.

thanks lad, here's a painting of Leopold II as a show of gratitude.

How do Merchant republics work in ck2? My ruler died and so I then had to play a different guy but it said that I had a liege? Shouldn't I take it then?

i'd fuck that BP

>wanting to fuck leopold
Bad taste m8

Just got Hoi4 Any required mods to fix anything?

Kr multiplayer when

qt

when you fucking HOST

So wonderfully european

Kingdom

Empire, you fucking faggot.

Strat redeploy everythign to Moscow and sort it?

halp

1-4: continue habsburg CK2 game.
5-9: start kaisereich russia game
0: Contemplate why I still play games I no longer enjoy.

FIxed it for you

KR multiplayer when

>le edgy anti german meme
jealousy breeds contempt

I did, but it seems my save got corrupted. I couped Don-Kuban union and when I tried to take the Georgian Question? Decision the game crashed and everytime the save loads it crashes. Forgot to set autosave to every month and I don't feel like playing through my 7 months of lost progress.

My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.

would /r/paradoxplaza play this?

You should really do 0 tho
t.doesn't play grand strategy anymore after thousands of hours, just comes here for the drama and memes

>tfw paint.exe is more fun than HOY4

Lads just wait, perfect world coming right up

>just comes here for the drama and memes
I bet this consists of you spamming liquor memes until somebody bites and then wondering why the thread is shit.

HAHAHHHAHA LIQUOR BARON IS MAD AHAHAHAHA

LIQQQY SAFHJKJKGDHFKSGBVID i want to fucking die

I feel your pain, lad. I realise how this emotional cataclysm we've descended into tears souls apart. still reported tho

what's the curent discord to join?

why does my kaiserreich crash on scenario loading? I get some kind of failed scenario error

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>belgium exists
>perfect

i mean dis cord not reddit?

It's the map at the start of liquoria lad

back the fuck off!????

jyst link the gruppe i have much to contribuut

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this guy cums in your gf

what do?

suck on his sweet mantiddies

bro's just gib the group

Does someone have the "How the Kaiser stole Christmas" poem?

Do you even play liquoria?

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>spoiler, followed by I want to die

Nice Leafy humor there, faggot.

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"no"

I haven't played pretty much any game whatsoever for about 2 months, grand strats probably even more than that.

>leafy

I do not know who that is.

IIIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME

IIIIIIIIIIII DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE

>name my band /b/

>he managed to trigger the civil war

lmao what a shitter

When is Swiss culture minimod getting updated??????

sad!

I was trying to go for the civil war my dude, wanted to try out a syndie run. I've played like 13 games of KR and every time Commune France got wrecked by the Germans, However this game it seems like the power is split completely even with Syndies winning the American and Russia Civil wars, but Austria managed to centralize and Germany's puppets have remained loyal. Germanys being a bitch though and trying it's best to avoid war, so I would imagine they're gaining lots of dissent and allowing France to build up even more

It works?

You know you don't need to trigger the civil war to go full USSR mode right?

>TFW you get BTFO of Cable Street and you're just trying to play it cool

The Commune needs to get the advantage early on to win the war, if the war enters the a stalemate they will lose because of manpower, the Germans will eventually break through.

>not peacefully incorporating the Boshvieks into the government

your a fucking idiot, forget the second weltkrieg, you may as well be Russia in 1914 because that's how shit your tech is. Restart the game and try again.

Are there any nations in KR with long event chains that give you shit to do after dealing with your immediate threats and the Franco/German conflict which can often end veyr quickly?