/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Will you compromise for ban anyone that talks about their f-list in game?

yes, please remove the furries and faggots

P I N T H E B I N

>influenza hits me like a bag of bricks this morning
>in my fevered state wonder if I could just mix my blood with radium

B I N T H E S I N

>day 4 of extremely bad head pain that leaves me unable to sleep
>lack of sleep makes me seriously wonder why I can't just walk out an airlock and come back next round

>eat loads of food for christmas
>wake up at 3am, vomit
>go back to sleep
>wake up again at 8am, massive shits
lads...

Wow
this thread is getting pretty pathetic

thanks

this image will never not be relevant

no u

quick post spes

Not to worry, i've got fresh booze and dream makers open for business, probably.

The elves are at work making horrible toys, for little spessmen and girls who are all most likely boys.

...

Can the Plasma Assembly crates from cargo be turned into bombs? Obviously you dont have a tank transfer valve, but if you mixed oxygen, and air inside of the container, then ignited it, would it explode?

>nick weller slashes nick weller with the high frequency blade!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?

>desperately pumping Bicaridine into his system

youtube.com/watch?v=H8EzvK7gcyA

ROUND IS STARTING IN 200 SECONDS AND RAIL IS PLAYING

>then ignited it
Hehehehehehehehe

Rail is so cute.
I wish she would hug me

You're probably thinking about one-tank bombs.
One-tank bombs are literally fucking magic and are extremely hard to make due to being literally fucking magic. They also cause welderbomb-sized explosions anyways.

youtube.com/watch?v=MMQmTIp6SRk
Daily remember to not non-antag kill
Daily remember to not OCC ICC
Daily remember to not ERP
Daily remember to not metacomms

Nice tune senpai rec me some more

Post:
>Most often played role
>Favorite color
>Favorite in game pet/animal
>Favorite round type
>Least favorite round type
>Item you always try to have on you. Hardmode: no glubs or magboots

soundcloud.com/chloeburbank/plastictaste
i'm sure a lot of you lonely spessman can relate the message behind this song

here is how i'm envisioning one tank bombs

>filled with cool 02
>attached to a warm plasma cannister

>doing a whole bunch of math so the temperature of the tank exceeds 100 C just before it fills to the brim
>let it start filling slowly, then run away

I feel like this could potentially have like half the energy of a ttv

>Assistant
>Purple and Green
>Pun Pun
>AutoTator
>Cult/Lings
>Flashlight or Tool-Belt

>assistant
>yellow
>sasha
>extended
>ops
>screwdriver to stab people in the eyes

butt.com/butt?v=MMQmTIp6SRk
Daily remember to butt non-antag kill
Daily remember to not butt ICC
Daily butt to butt ERP
Daily remember to not metacomms

>assistant
>green
>spiders
>bus
>ling
>scrubgloves

That's a canister bomb and no, you need to allahu ackbar with them.

If you want to talk to someone about canister bombs, Sarah Johnson is your autist. They will get the only antag on the station and spend 3 hours in maint making them just to try and telebomb with them.

Security Officer.
Kind of a dumb question because it obviously depends on what the color is going into.
All the pets are fucking rubbish. None of them do anything interesting (or anything at ALL) besides Poly. I also fucking hate the retarded valids culture that latched on to pets for no reason and especially hate retarded heads of staff that spend all round ignoring their radio over their thirst for valids because MUH DOG THAT I HAVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ANYWAYS
Autotator is the best gamemode bar none.
Milf is the worst fucking gamemode, which is a real accomplishment what with all the shitty gamemodes we have. Yes, it beats out even Rev and Heist.
Extended O2 tank, people have no idea how good these are. Also, you didn't count crowbar in hardmode, faggot.

>33 emitters
>31 collectors with cold plasma filled tanks
>99% o2 inside the shard chamber
>263 MW
any tip to obtain 1 gigawatt?

how cold was the plasma?
Throw two extra shards in there to radiate, no need for an emitter to hit them, but one or two won't hurt.
More Emitters.

PIPES

Why hasn't anyone tried a chemmaster making empty pills?

>RD
>White
>Slime
>Traitor chan
>Rev
>Adv. medkits

plasma was -251°C
so, if there are multiple shards, only 1 needs to be hit, then they will stimulate each other?

cloun
white
coffee
any
a snack

AI
Blue
Salem
Malf
Revsquad
Radio

Plasma isn't cold enough, you will almost double your output if you hit -264 iirc.

uh? were you just throwing pipes at the shard using a disposal outlet?

a chute+conveyor and a pipe with no outlet aimed to the shard

make pipes on top of your coveyor, ????, WATTS!

it was taking a lot of time, and final temperature depends on pressure in the pipes; with a pressure of 9000 kpa, the lower temperature that i can reach is -244°C

>final temperature depends on pressure in the pipes

I like enslaving mobs onto treadmill conveyors, greenest energy you can get, beasts of burden.
Fucking noisy though.

exactly.
you learned something today.

>tfw former master memegineer and now it's unlikely i could do a sme without delaminating.

I made shards dance to my tune user, fuck your mr fusion you stick one of my one tile miracles in your delorean and you don't even need to get to 88.

you can always use AFTER-SORTING disposals to fuel your shard, too.

Use the blue pumps and not as much pressure. If you use a canister, you have to have at least the presssure you want to fill to, if you use the blue pump it only takes about 100kpa to fill a full tank. If you only fill you pipes to about 2000kpa, you can easily get -260 out, just takes some fiddling. I usuaully fill to about 7000 moles in the pipes then leave it to cool, pump it out once its finished, then repeat a another time to fill the standard collectors.
well I say usually but I'm banned now

i filled the pipes at about 2500-2800 kpa, that's why the lower temperature was -251°C. i'll try, thanks.
appeal.

FUN FACT:
Unlike humans, Diona Nymphs can ride disposals along with tagged packages
A human can team up with a nymph, mail them into places, then the nymph can steal everything it can and chuck it back down disposals for the human to retrieve!

what about other non-humans?

Humanoids can't, everything else is fair game

if i remember right, alive humans can be sent via disposal mail if they're inside a wrapped container, for example a closet or a casket; of course they'll be stuck inside such container, because they can't unwrap it from the inside.
useful to send people to brig.

can't be bothered, i am just gonna leave space after spilling my secrets in the thread

The diona will die on the trip.

>there are people who still think darkness hurts diona in any meaningful way except stopping their health regen

nymphs don't die in the dark nor have brun multiplier, that's why they get the POWERGAME™ seal of valid hunting

>Intigracy has an f-list

>Scientist
>Red
>Cow at the Zoo
>Xeno's/Spiders (Not a round type but i enjoy it)
>Wizards
>Napalm Nade

>being surprised at this
intigracy is an ancient erpfag and a SHIT

help dying in maint

my body is on the asteroi

>Most often played role
Security Officer
>Favorite color
Purple
>Favorite in game pet/animal
Tom
>Favorite round type
Cult
>Least favorite round type
Changeling
>Item you always try to have on you.
Holobadge
it doesn't matter how bad things get, so long as I can break out the cable cuffs and ram a piece of branded card in a syndicates face I'm happy

youtube.com/watch?v=InvY9JXyVW8

We Wuz Kangz n Shit nigga.

Coincidentally I think I went a bit overkill on the chimp out seeing as the fucking singulo got loose and my master ball rolls ended up goddamn amazing.

>Cargo
>Brown
>Naerwas
>Cult
>Gun Wizards/ LOLBOMB Nuke Ops
>RCS

>come in as engineer
>see particle accelerator set to max
>singulo is stage 4
>power it off
>question over comms
>some traitor engineer comes
>'Oh shit, look at that'
>BAM BAM BAM, dead
>sets it back up

>Most often played role
Miner/CE/Sec
>Favorite color
Blue
>Favorite in game pet/animal
Ian
>Favorite round type
Nukeops/heist
>Least favorite round type
Wizard and Ragin
>Item you always try to have on you. Hardmode: no glubs or magboots
Crowbar

>Medical Doctor
>Purple / Yellow (Gold)
>Ian
>Cult
>Extended
>Red Crowbar (From Emergency Toolboxes)

So thats where that giant singularity came from. I was wondering.

Assistant
Blue
Runtime
Cult
Ling
Combat boots.

Bartender
Green
Pun Pun
Cult
Cult
Flask

>Walk into engineering as an assistant
>CE is logged out standing in the open
>Take the ID to see the AI
>Almost the moment I come back I see singularity is out for blood
>Nope away back to the AI while spiders are eating me

don't join it's worst gamemode

pox raiders?

You see the assistant arrive and instantly get gibbed by the singulo?

You mean worststation

singulo spared me for a moment so I could walk away

darkness causes toxin damage if a diona spends too long in the dark, and it gets deadlier as time goes on

it takes like 20 fucking minutes of uninterrupted dark

Nerf diona
remove roundstart skeletons and diona

Around fifteen minutes, and they can't sit in anywhere that's not a turf either, which is gay and immersionbreaking in the case of mechas

Who /GetmoreChocolateCorp/ here?

Kill yourself Rail, you are as shit as the other vox

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>trader
>colors are gay
>colonel gravy
>cops
>cult/vamp
>jetpack