D.Va is probably the least fun hero to play against. No idea what they were thinking.
Camden Peterson
Tracer!
Brayden Ross
Doomfist fucking when?
Isaac Roberts
Jamison Fawkes!
Aaron Evans
Stop trying to make her BadTracer and let her do her own thing you shitters.
Charles Morales
>Genji tries to flank me as Ana instead of our Mercy >solo him >he gets assmad and decides to dive me constantly >he keeps dying for it to the point that he's becoming literally useless >kill him and do Ana's headshake taunt after I sleep him when he ults >he RQs
So I take it all Genji players in ranked are just autistic? First time playing Ranked.
Evan Garcia
Blue post
Brayden Garcia
Blue event when? So perfect.
Julian Clark
F*ck off
Wyatt Garcia
>Defense Matrix can be spammed and lasts forever, no punishment for using it horribly >Ana does more damage than Zen and is better healer than the dedicated healer Mercy
How does shit like this get through PTR?
Levi Martin
There is literally nothing wrong with race mixing.
Alexander Bell
He's crazy and unstable, not your cute boytoy.
Joseph Lee
...
Asher Sanchez
Zen does almost double the damage of Ana, albeit, he is not as good at long range shooting.
Brandon Foster
>race Omnics aren't human, though. It's closer to bestiality than racemixing.
Jace Morris
I know he's crazy, user, but I still love him! Besides, he definitely cares about the people he considers his friends (like Roadhog), so I don't think being mentally unstable means he can't also be a cute, sweet boy!
Landon Wilson
>it just had to be lesbian couple because they're a bit more accepted within society
bitch stole Winston's gift also, I won't forget that
Dominic Nguyen
Is it she's bad... or you are?
Bentley Collins
Now that Tracer is a lesbian who do I choose as my new waifu? She has to be the most pure of them all.
>Pick mei at the beginning >Ice wall the main spawn door keeping team in IM A BAD BAD BOY
Hudson Taylor
>lesbians
Luke Campbell
Put out that cigarette so I can boop you with my wiener!
Nathaniel Kelly
post your christmas gifts
William Campbell
h i t s c a n
Bentley Myers
human
Wyatt Brooks
>They managed to push the objective but I got gold in elims so really I won!
Connor Turner
That's what I just said.
H I T S C A N
William Myers
Why did this face become a meme? Its a pretty poor cap for a smug face, looks more like confusion at a joke she doesn't understand
Brody Gutierrez
>most pure
Mei was cryogenically frozen for like two decades. Hard to fuck an ice cube, you know?
Robert Clark
retarded moonshitheads
Luke Anderson
So when are we going to get a cute girl(male) hero?
Julian Brooks
i got Evil Knievel 76 and Hippityhop Lucio
not bad
Carson Fisher
I can't believe I went two seasons without playing D.va. I did 6 games today and had a 50% win rate but every stat was in the 99th percentile. She's like a retard proof, more fun, winston. >dive >kill shit >meka blows up >unload a clip >call new meka >kill shit >meka blows up >detonate it >call new meka Who approved this shit? I bet it's the same guy behind scatter arrow.
Gabriel Morris
>Defense Matrix can be spammed and lasts forever, no punishment for using it horribly it's so funny, shitters NEVER had a problem with this until a couple weeks ago. What happened? They gave d.va 100 health? Is that it?
David Fisher
>not even a christmas edition fucking shit op
Nicholas Stewart
So who else /caught the reference/ here?
Jace Wood
someone please twist me an iron pole about what hitscan practically means
Jordan Taylor
Every female in the game is a cute girl user
Adam Gonzalez
Except Tracer.
Parker Wright
the bullet instant travels to where your crosshair is when you clicked
as opposed to projectiles which have travel time meaning you need to lead people
Henry Campbell
Not symmetra
Jacob Moore
Projectiles have no movement speed so if your targeting them and press lmb, it hits.
Nathaniel Carter
I wanted to correct you on Zarya but then I remembered that she's not a girl
Camden Price
Projectiles have to travel where you pointed them. Hitscan is laser beam. Usually hitscan has trail animation to make it easier to locate them.
Adrian Bell
I would fug her
Landon Anderson
Is Widowmaker a cuck?
Benjamin Baker
>le epin poo in loo meymey xDD amirite comrades?
Aaron Wright
>in 5 man premade >I am the only tank >they all spend the entire round arguing about who should switch >we lose >no-one will accept responsibility
Anthony Myers
>lose 9/10 of my placement matches >get placed in bronze
Jackson Murphy
Genji players in general are autistic and the fact that Ana is overpowered cancer doubly triggers them.
Samuel Allen
We literally have 3 male (females) though, that SJW box has been checked and I am disgusted by it
Caleb Stewart
How is it? Some ridiculous shit you want to share?
Jacob Evans
What's your handicap user?
Elijah Sanders
>tfw the Hard Bots are better then most players.
Reminder to do 1-2 warm up matches against the bots before going into ranked, it helps a lot.
Chase Murphy
Would really like to see people complaining about Sombra take her into Masters through solo-q only
You should haven taken the blame You gotta carry that weight, tank
Samuel Gomez
This is the only noteworthy thing I got. Pretty glad, even though it's a mislabeled Epic skin.
Angel Taylor
Hard Bots are more mechanically skilled than every player being literal aim bots. They however can't into positioning and just stick together to instantly gank whatever enters their field of view.
Alexander Ramirez
I like this
Brandon Perry
Are you going to submit a video to Stylosa?
Charles Williams
>tfw your waifu is the worst hero >tfw everyone hates her and doesn't want to use her >tfw I get to keep her all to myself B E S T E S T
Isaac King
So with Blizzard expanding custom games, do you think they'll add more in depth customization on a hero to her basis? Things like customizing the length of roadhogs hook, lucio heal rate, etc. Or movement speed for each hero
If they add a sort of sandbox type map with this stuff, it'd open up a ton of possibilities
Grayson Gutierrez
pure lack of skill nothing too exciting, mostly just people lacking any awareness >no one uses mic >very strange picks, no sense of composition like 4 attack, Roadhog and a Lucio on defense >watched a Junkrat get blown off of a cliff with his own mine >played with a Mercy who flew around with Phara only using pistol
Camden Reyes
ive won 1 and lost 7 today
Nicholas Morris
>bagle500 and fuey500 both on the enemy team
Truly stimulates thought
Camden Richardson
Plus hyper awareness, sneaking up on bots isn't possible since they have a 360 FOV
Elijah Rogers
Literally didn't know this was possible.
Robert Carter
>get Winston, Torbjorn and Tracer Christmas skins >Exclusively play D.Va
Fuck this Christmas
Aiden Evans
I dropped to bronze and that sounds about right. Don't forget the spawn-walling Meis on KOTH maps and cowardly Reinhardts, or the players who autolock Torbjorn or Bastion on attack and proceed to spend eighty percent of the match either dead or immobile.
Ethan Lopez
dva doesnt have a skin so whats the problem
Brody Jones
Reminder
Jaxson Howard
How do you stand playing at high rank like that? Every single game is 3 tanks/ana&lucio/soldier.
Lucas Moore
The only thing I got worthwhile is Yeti Winston. All I want now is just Nutcracker Zenyatta. If I can get him then I could care less about the event. Already got Scrooge and Frozen Pharah.
Joseph Morales
Quick question guys. I just linked my console OW origin edition with my pc OW. They said I can download some neat stuff, how do it? Where do I have to download them?
Nathan Hill
How is that pathetic? He is higher rank than everyone in this thread
Jonathan Cox
First free box
Robert Powell
I have never even seen anybody post his play which is obviously with aimbot. Does someone do this regularly?
Luke Thompson
Got a bunch of sprays and icons and the Ana victory pose. I really can't complain since I already got Nutyatta and everything else I really wanted was cheap enough to buy.
Charles Cruz
Repost:
She was usable. People didn't know how to properly play her(or play against her for that matter). I used to pull golds and held a solid 70% winrate with her the first few months of release before I lost interest in her.
The changes not only improved her mechanically but also enticed players to get much, much better with her. So her current state isn't really as simple as the numbers changed, there was a social/psychological element leading to how she is played now as well, not to mention her synergy with Ana and her buffs.
Shit, people nowadays even complain about her doing too MUCH damage. In contrast, the number one thing everyone complained about in open beta and post-release was how she couldn't deal enough damage.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Anyone want to suffer through Heroes of the Storm with me for that Genji skin?
Cameron Howard
>tfw we could have awesome bots if Blizzard actually cared
I lost eight tied one. Dropped from 3000 to ~2800.
Leo Young
>Win 7 of my placement matches and one of the losses was because of a leaver >Get placed in silver Fucking really Blizzard?
Michael Hall
I couldn't have done this even if I tried god fucking damn it.
Excuse the shit picture quality took the picture quickly before starting a game.
William Barnes
It's pretty boring but there's nothing else to play at the moment. If I'm lucky they quadtank and I get to bust out the pharah
Nicholas Stewart
That's because you placed silver last season. And the last season.
Leo Fisher
How do chinks get to 5000? Hacks?
Seriously, what kind of biology do chinks have to always be in top ranks like this?
Cooper Davis
I'm pretty sure it's hax
Noah Ward
So why does the enemy team always say "gg" after a shitty, unbalanced match? It happens without fail. The term used to actually mean something but now it's just something people type after they stomp a bunch of retards.
Gavin Jackson
And how the fuck don't they get detected, especially when they're breaking a record like this?
Ethan Mitchell
I just want Sombra to be relevant. I like her concept and character but she sucks donkey balls. I mean she is the latest character, why underpower her like this?
Leo Jackson
I want a Dva gf
Camden Morales
Only worthwhile thing was the Symmetra highlight intro
Nolan Hill
>get the 5 free boxes >all of them are duplicate prays >not a single new one or anything else >still haven't got a single Xmas outfit