/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, PAYDAY 3 and John Wick II General

Christmas edition

Previous holiday meme Vlad heist: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/1173820/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051093422
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040472704
youtube.com/watch?v=TXB_MfZozp4
imgur.com/a/bgm0q
pd2weapons.com/l/72fe05442e2a6321cf39f8248114da72
twitter.com/AnonBabble

im gay

second for sydney

third for codes :^)

kill yourself my man

>

Yakuza:
VTKJJ-NA9K7-6VJKI
I5CD9-KYLHN-3A5W5
A3CT3-T3JHZ-ZP4ER
R0YZ0-QB00N-90Z5B
TR9VG-6KYY9-N5363

so lewd

I'd like to see her back door pls

Hello heisters! Merry Christmas!

Today's daily Side Jobs are:
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- No More Debts (daily_mortage)
Brought to you by Houston.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>VTKJJ-NA9K7-6VJKI
>A3CT3-T3JHZ-ZP4ER
both are taken, not by me

>tfw Syndey is the canon fourth member of the Payday gang

one day the rest of the world will respect you the way I do houston

I respect Houston
I don't respect Sydney

Who?

shes my gf too

...

sydney will be my wife one day.

>willingly took the identity of one of the most dangerous, wanted criminals in the world, Venom Snake style just to help his brother
>isn't a memespewer, professional, understands that heisting is a serious job, is closer to TH personality than anyone else
>cracked the benevolent bank, the unbreakable vault
>raided the motel, outsmarted the Commissar
>participated in the Hoxton Breakout

fuck you guys houston is great

>telling us no to acdum
>acingdum

I wish this artist knew how to draw faces properly.

It's not even so much the faces as the head shape.

>isn't a memespewer
>Has a fucking song about his meme line
Dont
Act
Dumb

Same thing.

They're trying to pass it off as style or something but it's just shit.

Is there anyone who wants to play? Steam group is dead, so i think i'll ask here

I am, if you are willing to play with an Infamy 3 shitter

Don't worry, i am fine with that. As long as we having fun together it doesn't matter, isn't it?

I'm shit but if you don't mind that then here
steamcommunity.com/id/1173820/

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051093422

Alright then, here is my profile
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040472704

Santa Trashly? I already own everything you've given in the last day or so, including all the new stuff. Any chance you can have a Point Break giveaway? If not, I'll just enjoy this yummy coal. Merry Christmas :)

Robbedacop here i come.

>Hard
>not on shove-cops-up-my-ass-Mayhem
Doing it wrong.

Why is she so sweaty?

Post mains

Thank you Trashly, didn't get to say it on the other thread.

mfw everyone hates my nigga Rust

Best boy right here

>you will never have Dallas as an adoptive father
>or Ron Perlman and a crazy Japanese guy as your grouchy grandfathers
>you will never be Sydney

>trying to imagine what the group does when they aren't on heists
Payday the 90s sitcom when?

will it have a laugh track for every really horrible joke?

Should I pick any of the ones I don't already have up during this sale?

...

Get Anarchist perk deck character pack

>not having crossbows, poison, or Anarchist
It's like you don't like doing ODs.

youtube.com/watch?v=TXB_MfZozp4

Related

I don't

They need a new version of this now that we have 50,000 heisters.

>that jacket model

How do I use the psychopath deck effectively? It does not feel like I'm using it that well trying to get up in the cops face and trying to kill them

Post em

...

too many crooks

Not that guy, I have done most heists on OD and it's still tryhard nofun mode for me.

Even cheesing it with crossbows and jokers is fucking impossible if the host has a decent processor or maybe just because I always play in pubs because all my friends quit this game years ago

...

>that jacket model
nani

...

it sucks

Solarpletex is my asian gf

...

GET THE FUCK UP

>complete stealing xmas on OD
>unlock the MH and DW achievements, but not the OD one
weird

>TR9VG-6KYY9-N5363

t-thank you

There was this guy in my game who kept getting revived by converted cops.

What perk does that?

Mod

Cheat.

...

I quit since the microtransaction accident, what happened since?
Is the game great again?

Skills rebalance, melee is shit now, more characthers, new dificulty that made balance even more shit, anarchist is your new perk deck lord and saviour, and even more shitty skins

PAYDAY 2 is my favorite game

I just closed payday, what happened since?

Bullseye

Good meme, or bad meme?

Good for anarchist and sociopath builds, not much for other builds, heard some people say it's kinda good for dodge

GOOD for crook

My current theory is that the "canon crew" are the ones who actually do useful shit at the safehouse.
Dallas and Hox have the plotting office, Clover does security, Houston has the van, Sydney works on the masks, Chains has the guns, and wolf has the tech room.

everyone who is just dicking around not working in their downtime is out come 3. And wolf, because Muh Ulf.

so, Dallas, Houston, Hoxton, Chains, Sydney, Clover. Everyone else is too busy jacking off or making surfboards or whatever to move forward.

You might notice that's 6. Allows them to tailor a heist to special skills: Hoxton, Houston and Clover for varying levels of stealth, Sydney and Chains for when it's loud. Always Dallas because he's the Red Ranger.

>tfw none of your main 4 will be the canon crew going forward

this actually makes a lot of sense

It's probably actually be Dallas, Houston, Hoxton, Chains, Sydney, Wick, Bonnie, and Jiro.

Since some joined in for one specific heist.

Wick because he was chosen by Bain to be suitable to join,
Bonnie gave Hoxton info on the rat, in exchange for getting in the crew.
And Jiro is being blackmailed by Bain.

Rust killed his whole MC to prove his loyalty to the crew.

I wasn't entirely sure on Rust, so I didn't bother mentioning him, sorry
So I guess Rust would be in too.

Good for anarchist, good for sociopath, good for muscle, bad for armorer.

What a despicable traitor, like his character in Sons of Anarchy series.

Did I say muscle I meant rogue. It's okay for muscle, I guess.

Praise the new king of tricky

imgur.com/a/bgm0q

May Putin and his elite steam market hackers have mercy of his soul and wallet if its true

pd2weapons.com/l/72fe05442e2a6321cf39f8248114da72

Rate my memebuild.
I'm thinking of doing this if I buy Sydney.

>Partners on Crime ACED outside of OD
>Underdog Basic only
>Second Wind on Anarchist The point is to keep the fucking armor on
>Swan song ACED
>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
Why have swan song ACED if you are going to have shit reload with all the fucking weapons dude

84th for wolf enjoying the spirit of christmas

>pub shitter goes down
>flashbang, murder the shit out of everyone on top of him, go back to moving bags
>he goes down again

>I go down once
>HEIST FAILED

why

I would sell my soul for the chance to blow a loaf insidr Goergua van vuylenbutg adsholr

I would too, but are you okay there? One handed typing?

he doesn't seem to be enjoying it that much (keyword is seem)

>Partners on Crime ACED outside of OD
What's wrong with that?
>Underdog Basic only
I only had two points left.
>Second Wind on Anarchist The point is to keep the fucking armor on
That doesn't mean it can't break.
>Swan song ACED
What's wrong with that?
>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
It's not like you can't get guns that aren't ridiculous without skills anyway.

>Why have swan song ACED if you are going to have shit reload with all the fucking weapons dude
What are you even trying to say here?

>that buttplug of a christmas tree,

Now i understand how sydney manages to keep such a low detection rate all the time.

One handed typing riding in the car after pounding beers but ai feel like a mlion bucks someone tell georgia i want to fuck her

but this Wolf sure is :3

Kilbraght is a fucking PP jabroni beat this niggas ass if you ever see him

I hope you crash into a ditch and get yourself killed.

it's a horribly unoptimized build but i guess you like playing OVERKILL

What does an optimized build look like?

>>Partners on Crime ACED outside of OD
>What's wrong with that?
They have shit stats on anything that isn't DW or OD becoming useless instead of being your tank/bullet sponge, expect your teammates to kill them all the time

>>Second Wind on Anarchist The point is to keep the fucking armor on
>That doesn't mean it can't break.

>Unironically expecting your armor to break when the joke is to continue fucking shit up
Even if its 1 fucking point, take Martial Artist instead

>>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
>It's not like you can't get guns that aren't ridiculous without skills anyway.
Enjoy your reload times

>Swan Song ACED not a waste of points
>Relying on Swan Song at all, a fucking skill ABOUT BEING DOWN
You know that the joke of everything is to stay fucking alive and at the top right

>>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
>It's not like you can't get guns that aren't ridiculous without skills anyway.
MUH RELOAD TIMES AND FIRE RATE

inb4 taking saw skills and not using fucking saws at all

Am I the only one who has insane trouble aiming the bolt action snipers?
There's so much goddamn scope sway when your rechamber the gun.
The WA2000 is the only thing I can use.