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Christmas Eve (and probably Christmas too) Edition

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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

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first for kys "qt"

Merry Christmas

f 2 pay respeks

i mean to thisidiot cunt that i am

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!

Merry Christmas, user. Nice-looking Comet.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGS

BLUE CHECK MASTER RACE
WHITE GRAPHIC ARE FAGGOTS

>tfw going to get unbanned
>going to get tunables to get my event content back
>can play both sides of the pajama war

The snowball fight with you were fun today.

I tried to make it a Yellowbird, but those fenders... Why Rockstar won't allow us to remove them is a mystery.

How does the Mansex Business Content stack up against CEO Vehicles/Crates?

It just seems like a complete waste of money compared to doing vehicle exports and warehouse emptying with the payouts only being $200,000 ish for biker businesses

>Put Turbo on 4 vehicles
>$200k poof

Are the cargobob collect missions supposed to be done with two people? It was highly cancerous solo

it's easily solo-able unless you're retarded

can you cargobob ceo missions?

Is there any way for a console pleb to remove the BIGGNESS tag on the new skimasks?

plz respond, I just wanna finish my tactical set

Whelp. It's already christmas day by 3 hours anyway but I'm going to bed now and my christmas starts in 6 hours

Merry christmas /gtag/ Have a great day

Fuck off

kill yourself

>Haven't played since before the Import/Export update
>two friends just got banned for Time Trials
>I was doing TT with them the last time they did it
>check email, nothing
>log in to social club no problem
>still can't play until I get back to my apartment next week
How fucked am I?

Haven't played in two month's, notice big update.
Get this.
Jews shouldn't be alllwed to run companies.

lel what did you do?

no, if the crates are in a vehicle at the pickup location, that vehicle won't respond properly to the cargobob hook. It won't hook onto the top; the one time I tried, it hooked onto the bottom instead and then failed to lift it, causing the chopper to go nuts. I managed to detach and get out, then as I was driving away in the crate vehicle, the cargobob glitched out and somersaulted through the air before crashing and exploding.

How many newfags you think we're gonna get after Christmas?

Been so long that I forgot, but when I joined servers with cheaters I just allowed people to give me money because no way I was gonna buy those shark cards.
I think I got 5-6 mil and I had just bought a ceo building last time I played.
Game is on 50% sale currently so no worry, but now I can finally go full into modding instead of having to be careful with online detecting car model swaps and such.

Merry Christmas Europe, love you all

it's the midddle of the night here user. nobody's awake yet.

I'm just here because I'm shitting out christmas dinner at a weird time

>no way i buy shark cards
>buys the game again

Really wish you didn't. Merry xmas fuckface

quit giving him yous if you dont like him

Merry Christmas qt.

I bet there are a lot of Eurocucks in the same situation as you.

The game is $30 so it's still cheaper than jew cards, but as I said, I don't intend to buy a game I already own.

How in the fuck are you supposed to do the CEO cargo sales plane mission solo? I just get attacked by helicopters and they blow all my stuff up

You take a buzzard and scout the points first.

You don't. But not every plane mission has the helicopters so start doing it and if helos spawn just hit find new session. It's only a 3 crate hit for quitting out

keep crashing because of failed zlib calls on PC. shit sucks

Anyone know what song the "Festive Loop 3" horn is?

I don't have a buzzard yet and have just been spawning helicopters. Will buy one as soon as I fill up

Thanks hoping I get the boat one next time, seems to be the easiest

Seriously, how fucked am I? Genuinely worried.

Sometimes you get a buzzard spawning near the planes. They're more common when you're flying the titan I think. Can just grab one of those.

Hello guys newfag here how do I farm RP fast and what are the best methods of getting money fast as a beginner? Thank You and Merry Christmas to gtag

I LOVE MY ELEGY!!!!

Merry Christmas, /gtag/

If you got an email: you're fucked

If not, lucky you, you've escaped the jew's wrath.

i love you

Crazy how they'd get two of us but not the third. Last time each of us used it was all three at the same time.

Merry Christmas /gtag/!!!

Sounds like you've found your stoolie.

one more picture because I love this car so much!

What is with the black bar on the bottom right? Hiding something degenerate?

Reminds me of Ridge Racer.

yeah whats with the black bar there my dude

i dunno! It just shows up when i take a steam screenshot. It's where the "Press A to save to gallery" text goes.

I'm just so happy all my favorite cars are in GTA now. Stratos, XJ220, now if only there was an R30 silhouette and an EB110

...

Self-conscious faggotry over their controller usage.

Whelp, guess i need to update my mans now!

If you made your character look like Reiko Nagase, that'd be pretty cool actually.

Helping CEOs collect crates is surprisingly good RP. Other than that, doing flavour of the week game modes I guess. The ones that have 2x payout for cash and RP.

>Selling 3 cars
>Waiting a couple minutes for one guy to finish customizing
>"How do I remove the tracker?"
>...
>Tell him how
>Minutes pass
>Time runs out
>Restart
>Waiting
>"How do I remove the tracker?"
>...
>...
>...
>Is this guy fucking serious?
>Give him simple instructions on how to customize the vehicle
>Time runs out
>Kick him
>Deliver 2 cars
>"WTF why?"

How bad are console load times? Considering rebuying for Xbone holiday sale.

There's no way one of them reported himself.

Don't invite randos they're fucking braindead, even moreso during the holidays

>Peace Offering

L I T E R A L L Y impossible mission there is no cover north and east

>Eh, I won't bother taking the helicopter down, I can survive the fall.

>Wat

I tried to join a GTAG lobby, but it had the max number of CEOs.

gee-tag is the objectively correct pronunciation

Bad, last time I played. Took a long time to load and the framerate kept dropping and stuttering.

Not even ped drops are safe now...

Idiot.

No one wants to help deliver Mc businesses. Shit is whack, yo.

i would but im not finding anybody from gtag

Tell me about the Rhino? Is it worth 1.5mil for a poorfag to run around in and kill randoms who try to mess with crew members?

Nope. It's slow and surprisingly fragile.

Definitely not worth it. Anyone worth their salt will fuck you seven ways from Sunday, even the Ruiner 2000 does a good job at harassing the Rhino. Save your dosh for the Hydra like everyone else.

I got the rhino back in the day specifically to protect against rando cunts.

I may as well be driving cardboard.

Insurgent with gun emplacement beats it completely. Check this out. Just gotta get a good driver.

youtube.com/watch?v=_06pHOLNXW0

Just sold my full warehouse with special crates for $3.6 million and bought a vehicle cargo warehouse and a Buzzard so I do both during cooldowns. Did I do good?

I'm still a big fan of the 5-stickies-on-a-fast-car-while-Off-The-Radar technique; very satisfying to pull off. Took second place in Criminal Damage once by destroying JUST a tank.

>10 minutes
no thank you

Probably the best use of the money, although you should buy something fun next.

Skip around, watch 30 seconds total, whatever.

Just realized it's like those cunts are doing nowadays, but it's from when I get into the thing to when I die and nothing is monetized. I don't need that nickel a month.

It depicts 2 CEOs that were following us around, we were pacifistic so they were having a blast fucking up our shit until we started hitting back.

Git gud, my nigger.

That's exactly my plan.

Merry Christmas from the Midwest, GTAG :'^)

fugliest car represent

>mid""""""""""""""""""west""""""""""""""""""

Blargh, thanks for the heads-up user. Looks like I'm buying the Division.

DON'T.

It was great in beta, but the main game is not only plagued by hackers they will never do anything about that have DBZ-level battles blinking across the city but the gameplay is mediocre AT BEST.

I thought the new patch was supposed to fix these things?

I gave up months ago. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm pretty bitter about it, to be honest, sick of Ubisoft ripping me off.

So I am buying gta5 after not playing for two years and switching to console, anything change and after i transfer my progress is it possible i get my stuff back like that helicopter that annihilates the shit out of everything, for some reason it deleted all of my pegasus vehicles but left me with everything else.

This years festive update has been gay & lazy, the only new additions I can see are glowing clothing variants, unless Rockstar has a surprise in a few hours to redeem themselves.

I would happy if they released the Spectre

>banwave hits
>just as a sale starts

HELOO GTEAG
I DRINK ALOT AT PARTY HAHAHAH
SO NOW I GO
AND SLEEP NOW
AND GTEG I GO NOW
AND SLEEP
SO GOD NOTE
HAHAHAHAA

HA THE CATCHPAT IS SO HERD

>the main game is not only plagued by hackers they will never do anything about that have DBZ-level battles blinking across the city but the gameplay is mediocre AT BEST.
So it's exactly the same as GTAO then?

GAYER.

>Ridge Racer
Good taste, bud.

youtube.com/watch?v=wUdwT48bG2s

You too, friend. I literally installed a VPN to see about acquiring the games. Time for some nostalgia. May end up also making a themed car if I ever get some money.