There's something wrong with my Corvette. The acceleration is pretty good (0-top speed in one length)...

There's something wrong with my Corvette. The acceleration is pretty good (0-top speed in one length), but the steering is woeful and it really keels over in the corners.

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That's some serious body roll there, buddy. How bad is the oversteer? Is it worse going hard to port or hard to starboard?

There's something wrong with my Charger. The panel gaps are awful and squeak when it moves, the suspension feels like it's made out of wooden table legs, and it overheats if I go WOT for a 1/4 mile.

>keels over

It's heeling.

MIGHT WANNA CHECK FOR DAMN JAP KAMAKAZES IN THE DARK CORNERS IN THE ENGINE ROOM

user that's not a Corvette, it's a Frigate.
No wonder you're having so many problems.

I found 2 jayz with nas. The previous owner told me it was stock.

just tell them you're pregnant.

HEY GUYS ITS NOT MY FAULT

ITS THE CARS FAULT

THEY BUILT IT WRONG

My CJ is too fat to go offroading, any suggestions?

Leave it running for a while

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damn sucks everyone is having issues with their cars
makes me appreciate my mustang running well even more

ITS THE CORVETTES FAULT

HONEST GUYS I KNOW WHAT IM DOING


THOSE BUILDERS DONT

Could be worse, could be a Lada

> implying a mustang isn't a fat piece of shit

Does know where I can find some anthrophobic liquid to coat my mustang with?

It seems like every time I try to have some fun, a crowd of people appear right in front of me.

There's something wrong with my Challenger. The acceleration is pretty good but it's blowing a lot of smoke, think it's the head gasket?

Reminder that the iron block lancers are much better than the last aluminum piece of crap mitsubishi.

Looks like christmas came early this year for me.
Just received a massive settlement from VW.

I mean look at this shit, this Golf smokes like crazy.

lel

There's something wrong with my Expedition. It's fucking freezing all the time. We've been stuck in this thing for 2 years. We're 350 miles from no where, and my fingers are frostbitten.

Correction, there's almost nothing right with my Expedition.

No the O-rings go bad when it gets too cold.

>he made an entire thread just to post his dumbass GT-R vs Z06 graphic

No one buys those cars to go fast bud

There's something wrong with my STI, its got a milky discharge and itches a lot.

Replace blow off valve

I had a Holden HSV like that, don't worry its for life

you'll shit cum for a few days but this cream will get rid of the itching around your asshole.

Fucking kek