You come to a stop sign, This guy pulls up behind you

Starts laying on the horn, giving is gas...what do you do?

let him by so he doesnt crash into me eventually

shrug and move on with life

Shift into reverse, laugh as he freaks out

Insurance fraud the post.

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

Drive as slow as possible while taking up as much of the road as possible

Why wouldn't you just drive straight

Bad reading comprehension the post

Put hazards on, wait until he starts to go around, then take off.

Cuz I'm gay

Stay there until he calms the fuck down.

If he gets out and approaches, I lock the doors and call the police.

this

Step out and press my 'gentleman sausage' against his driver's side front window.

pull over and start weeping cuz im a pussy benz driver with a pos c63

>bimmers gunna bim
>let off the gas and slowly bleed off speed
>love every lel and keep driving, maybe give him a friendly wave

He's obviously doing a burnout, dummy

Fuck. Skimmed over the stopsign bit.
>see a bimmer bimming
>don't give a fuck and wait until it's legal and safe for me to move

Drive as I normally would, just slower.
Let him by and on his way

This is the season of giving...and giving is gas.

>M3 E92
He's actually less likely to behave like a fucking retard. Probably calm and collected like a driver should be.

>325i or a FUCING X1/X3/X5
May simply run into the back of me.
Or pull off into the ditch just so he can pass everyone at the red light.
Lots of jittery movements. Stupid sunglasses on at all times.

Shift into reverse, not start reversing, moron

Wouldn't that be a donut, not a burnout?