It's been all day with this shit and the game is fucking unplayable.
I ran a tracert on every server they have; all things under NA timeout the request at the same fucking spot. I have no issue connecting to EU and JP servers, yet Primal is still fucked for me.
I'm sick of this shit. It's a fucking joke. The game goes through DAYS where it's unplayable due to the DCs, and SE will not strongarm those wannabe french syrup niggers into a decent connection.
If I get one fucking DC tomorrow, I'm done trying to play this game.
Thomas Kelly
works on my machine
Carter Roberts
Tfw no qt elezen gf to uphold truth, justice and honor with.
Ayden Gonzalez
fug
Samuel Gomez
give me my present and cum in my mouth please
Jayden Bell
to the user who wanted to see what the panda minion looked like earlier, here you go
Brody Flores
lf an irl girl to orbit and worship
Juan Stewart
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Charles Wilson
Merry Christmas from your friend, ADELAIS AUTEUIL! I can't avatarfag since I'm not home so enjoy this picture of my pc Seriously though, hope you guys all have a great time. See your family and stuff if you can, tell me you love em. Your friends work too! Get merry!
Kayden Miller
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James Parker
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Matthew Wood
Aren't you the faggot that left a Sophia run just because people asked you to pull with a timer? Fuck off.
Jason Gonzalez
>rig on floor >rig on carpet
Logan Morris
lol what My tank isn't even ilvl 220 Nor do I tank I support pull timers
Carter Ramirez
Please pick up that wrapper and elevate your rig or something my goodness
Grayson Flores
It's my foot warmer also I have nowhere to put it since I moved, desk is too flimsy
Kayden Gutierrez
>JP Fanfest concert >Band engaging the crowd >Soken walking through the crowd during Ravana
SE hates America don't they?
Zachary Williams
that lap open for sitting?
Jeremiah Cox
you're not even online
Andrew Bailey
any1 else wanna die
Julian Gonzalez
Happy holidays and Merry Christmas! Here's hoping everyone's able to spend it with loved ones. Do you have any plans on celebrating it in XIV with friends?
Angel Evans
all the real girls are taken by ippiki or they are asexuals
better just go gay
Landon Rodriguez
If I wasn't home for the first time in like 6 months I probably would my poor computer is sitting at home still waiting for me
Henry Hernandez
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you have/had a good day^^
Jack Smith
i spent mine alone in my bed wanting to die but thanks for asking
Joseph Morgan
only for lalafell.
James Myers
send me a tell, shirou kuma...
Dominic Russell
without mustache
Samuel Morgan
I've had my Christmas and I spent all of it talking to family that's overseas on skype and eating with the rest of them throughout the day. We had the best ham this year, I don't think I've ever eaten a baked ham so good.
Now I'm just trying to stay awake long enough so when I sleep I don't wake up at 6am.
Tomorrow I'll be logging in, getting my minions for the livestream and the lore book into my face and waiting hours for queues to pop I guess.
Seriously, the ham was amazing.
Ian Campbell
but you never oblige me when i am why does that matter...
David Lee
Did you put mustard on it?
Blake Roberts
because you're always with someone else
Asher Butler
Sure. I woke up and can't get back to sleep, so I'll probably be puttering around for a few hours. Might be able to log in later in the day before making dinner, too. There's still a few people I haven't been able to give in-game gifts to. Would it be too tacky to mail the items to them?
Austin Long
Hot English!
Luis James
Enjoy spending time with your family, you can pop in and toss Starlight sparklers at friends when you get back home!
I did the same and I'm so sorry
I can't believe you didn't seize the chance to describe it as hamazing... Really glad to hear you had a nice time though! I've been watching the livestream in bed myself, god bless SE for giving me something to occupy myself with while I have the flu.
Brayden Bell
Maybe? But if you couldn't be on to deliver them in person then I'm sure they would understand.
Tyler Moore
I get the feeling that the offensive against the Garleans will actually go horribly wrong and we won't actually manage to retake Ala Mhigo and a lot of the plot will involve preventing the Garleans from making a counter-offensive that completely curbstomps Eorzea.
Then the story will be sidetracked towards Ascian shenanigans with Nidhogg's eyes that are a much bigger deal than retaking Ala Mhigo. Lahabrea will also come out of the eyes and end up as a pre or post final boss.
Caleb Flores
>putting mustard on Christmas ham
I've never actually tried this. How does it change the base flavor?
Charles Turner
No plans for celebrating xmas with XIV people, but I am excited to see my EB again and spend time with them!
Noah Allen
Takes it to the next level, heaven!
Cameron Anderson
don't lie you're crying over prompto in a dark room
Luis Edwards
Please someone use my stupid mouth to cuuum!!
Cameron Hall
but i wouldn't ask if that was an issue!
Jacob Baker
>tfw you sold several blackbosom orchestral rolls for over 100k in patch 3.45 >they are now worth 150 at most
Top fucking kek
Nolan White
If fucking Lahabrea shows up at the end of the Stormblood campaign they'd better at least have the decency to let you punt him into the air so hard he disappears in a twinkle like Team Rocket.
Liam Barnes
Was there any vod or image galleries made of all the JP cosplayers?
Christian Cox
>I can't believe you didn't seize the chance to describe it as hamazing... My present to the world is a few hours without my terrible jokes. I think. It's been a long day I might have broken that present at some point but we all smash something on Christmas Day, waving our spare arm around as we sing Jingle Bells in a country where it's summer.
Hot English mustard is mostly an initial kick and a taste complement more than anything. It doesn't really overwhelm the ham flavour. I mean if the ham's garbage it might but this ham was perfect and I'm going to send my butcher love letters with flowery hamwriting-aw shit I did it.
Seriously dude's gotten his behind kicked whenever I read his name it's La-*Tidus Laugh*-brea in my head.
Brody King
Happy Holidays!
Nicholas Adams
Thank you for being you, Red.
Asher Hall
who?
Anthony Allen
If MCH's gauss barrel had no cooldown and MCH's rotation involved spamming guass barrel on and off between GCDs every single time you don't have any other oGCD for extra auto-attacks, would you hate or like MCH more than you do now?
Ryder Kelly
Why?
SophiaEX? I need WAR weapon.
Aaron Ramirez
That would get tedious super fast, I think.
Carson Phillips
pst mumu vanih
Carter Williams
how does the pants that come with that dress look? thinking of getting it.
Landon Wood
I feel like it would take maybe two weeks before SE did an emergency hotfix to either re-implement the cooldown or just let auto-attacks through Gauss Barrel at some reduced rate.
Isaac Ortiz
post pits and i'll queue
Carter Ross
thanks dozo
Easton Barnes
wait, were you the one asking for queue last thread a WAR weapon dropped and i successfully greeded it if it was you i'm so sorry
Luke Reed
too late
James Ramirez
okay the next time you see me and im not doing anything pm me
Robert Wood
Happy Holidays everyone.
Isaac Davis
How hard is unsync'd a4s? My iLvl is 270. I want glams..
Levi Ross
It will pummel your anus without mercy
Henry Ross
>all those literal who neo neo neo neo ebins trying so hard to force themselves on christmas
unless you are a popular vintage ebin, nobody cares about your pathetic merry christmas posts
Luis Gomez
Hello everynyan
Christmas is a time of forgiveness
Which ebin would you like to forgive for wronging you?
Samuel Mitchell
it was a joke already with 210 gear, now you have 60 more ilv and 20% echo
Hudson Roberts
wasn't me.
Liam Ward
nobody cares elk
Leo Wilson
I like this more than I should
Christopher Fisher
*forces myself*
Asher Garcia
Sophia Extreme Raid Finder Duty incomplete Purpose completion Aether data center RIGHT NOW
Dominic Torres
>washed-up attention whores trying to keep themselves on christmas
Nathaniel Baker
I hope you will spend a wonderful Christmas even if you stopped loving me.
Tyler Carter
>themselves relevant on I guess unlike me, they can at least put together a sentence most of the time.
Caleb Smith
Me, now, PLEASE! Use my body as a sex toy, then toss me out like a tissue spattered in your cum! I'm a shameless xaela slut, please just DO me!
Henry Hernandez
Is Kuus ebin
Chase Watson
I don't know what kind of ebin I am, honestly It's been a year and a half now I've been here
Jack Rivera
god bles you arnrt the other tank
Ethan Butler
getting 0/0/1
Ayden Phillips
truly post
Angel Carter
People left the queue like fags
Nolan Morris
Merry Christmas and goodnight.
I love you all even if some of you are retards.
Hudson Lopez
area you still queud? I can hlpe
Joshua Sullivan
Truly post
Christian Barnes
don't call me a retard
Hunter Butler
>I was an obnoxious attention whore first! off yourself It'll be my christmas miracle
Henry White
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Wyatt Long
Nah i'm going to bed
Connor Cooper
Merry Christmas post
Nathaniel Jackson
why do grown men always go overboard with blush?
Wyatt Roberts
/pet that midlander for me next time you see them. Thanks
Eli Roberts
It's cute who gives a fuck
David Jenkins
Do you do everything realistic in a realistic fashion in my fantasy videogame....,..,