/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

mountain blade got dub

youtu.be/HYBHptwwOdU

we noticed

>animeposters still too retarded to do the OP right
like pottery

You did... worse than me ?

taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17

Where the fuck is MurderEyesBaldingMan? His walls of autism were better than this shit OPs we're getting.

I miss murder user too.

I havent played VC since before reforged:edition came out, and even then i didnt try the story

Is it worth playing? I just want something fun to do for a few hours, and a story would be nice.

debating on making another thread because this one's so fucking awful

I want to start new dickplomacy save and maybe stream it whenever I'll be playing it. Male or female?

The story isn't so bad, I'm going through it right now. Better than what you could have expected form a warband mod.

Sandbox is pretty good desu.

Do it, user.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IN CHINESE MIGHT & MAGIC, HELP ME PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING

spam mamlukes
archers are breddy gud
infantry is garbage
remove khergit scum first

>His walls of autism
Excuse me.
I'm currently in Vienna without a pc. I'll be returning in one week or so.
The Imperial collection of arms and armour is pretty cool

forcing lords/commonoers/anything to fuck with you = honour loss

honour and renown = you can recruit more units in villages

make sure to make a new unit called "bandit cumdump" and make them women and attach them to all bandit groups because filling your brothels is gonna be annoying as fuck

>expecting anyone else to know what to do in exotic slavic/chinese mods
You're a pioneer user, do what you're supposed to do.

what vidya kino should I get before the steam sale ends?

Buy Crusader Kings 2 and all its DLC. Do the same with EU IV, HoI IV and Stellaris, goy.
Also buy Total War: Warhammer, while you're at it.

CKII has $100 worth of DLC even at 66% off per pack. who buys this crap?

>have one village fief in the back corner of the map
>faction declares war on mine
>they send 300 soldiers across the whole fucking map to raid my shithole village
>when finished they just go back to their land, not bothering to touch any other village on the way back
Any mods that fix this?

>Total War: Warhammer

>vidya kino
Age of Empires II.
Paragoyim.

You would only really need to buy like 3-5 pieces of the DLC at most. The rest is completely unnecessary bullshit like portraits and songs. Don't know what that guy is talking about.

It's ok, user, you're safe with us here. Just don't think about /twg/ too much.

then gib link pls.
I cant find it on any of the pastebins

What do I do, /mbg/?

Rollan for you
0-4 left
5-9 right

So be it.

Believe me folks, the Danes coming to England are not good people, they aren't sending their best people here, they're sending rapists and murderers. Cyning Egbert will build a wall to keep the Danes out.

Accept the BWC.

Northumbria is controlled by the Danes

>buy game in steam sale
>battle 2
>Get mobbed by 20 dudes, can't even fight my way out
>Lose half health to an arrow
>Declare war on a king
>They have almost 1000 guys, while I can only field a dozen
people actually like this

they have to go back

(You)

Wow is that like a real life warhammer museum?

Also did you lose weight?

>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IN CHINESE MIGHT & MAGIC
Become Earl.

That 4th gun from the top looks pretty fucking ebin.

>more CK2 music
>unnecessary

Bannerlord

>Also buy Total War: Warhammer, while you're at it.

t. Paragoy

Its my little bro that took this photo (I take my photos with my camera hence why I can't share then without pc) but I got a bit thinner after my Christmas fast indeed

user it's Christmas

have you tried this secret trick user ? It's pretty simple, all you have to do is stop baiting you goddamn retard

Not sure about warhammer, but get CK 2 on sale and then pirate all of dlc, maybe buy the ones you like later. .

Speaking of CK 2, is there any update on passage of time, aging, dynasty mechanics for Bannerlord?

>tfw no balding murder eyes oniichan to take you to museums and do christmas fast with

even though 12 weeks in warband is one year in bannerlord it would still take an absurd amount of playtime for a dynasty mechanic to work

>is there any update on Bannerlord

Interview then. user. My mistake.

Speed up time then. For single player it's not a problem.

>Interview then. user.

W-what?

They seem to be churning out interviews faster then dev blogs, at least this year. Not that those interviews say much.

>tfw low charisma in dickplomacy
>high honour so no rape either

>literally too int for cha

Looks like he's the manlet of this brotherhood

what the fuck lmao

>fag who gets cucked out of marshaldom is also a manlet
pottery

>join Northumbria in VC storyline
>the king now loves me so much he gave me a castle and two villages

is this dickplomacy?

Who is more qualified to lecture about morality than an atheist pagan who murdered a guy desu

have you gotten to the point where you need to conquer a place for them? you will need that castle to start building up major forces.

hello there

Yeah, on that now. Weirdly the dialogue was about fooling Picts into thinking we're after their capital (Scuin I suppose) but I joined some war expedition and we captured it earlier.

If I take over that second castle I'll probably have two, which is quite nice. Need to get some good forces ready, even though in open field my shield wall can work wonders, with sieges it's a different thing

What should I play if I want a completley batshit insane mod that will lat me a long time and I don't care about balance or NSFW content?

Dumb op

What else did you expect from a weeb

warwolf

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla until we get a good post-apocalypse mod.

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

What about The Reckoning? I heard that was a good mod.

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Well, isn't PoP just a post-apocalypse version of Middle Earth? You might enjoy that.

>It isn't enough to just have WSE, you need different versions of WSE to play different mods that use it

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So I found out lolimod is actually called prettier females in the pastebin.

Why.

Is it just to bait "where is lolimod guys?" posts?

one in the pastebin is out of date

Why?

Is Gekonewer in the OP the updated version?

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>playing GekoNewer

Merry Christmas, /mbg/!

Then what about that High school of the dead mod? It looks pretty decent.

>VC
>have 70 men, all spear
>war against Albions
>fucking naked retarded Picts
>one of the nobles (already beat him once) comes back with 200 people
>alright motherfucker
>shield wall it up, wait for them to stop shooting their javelins and get close to me
>they do
>C H A R G E
>snipe their leader with a tactical javelin to the head
>slaughter the shit out of Picts
>they start retreating
>SHIELD WAAAAAAAAALL
>they come back with reinforcements
>repeat until win

Good feel

WHOSE BLOOD WAS SHED?

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Who is this fag in the BDSM gear?

see

Can you marry lady uesugi, gekonewer anons?