/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

This kills the server

Well I hope I wasn't being bwoinked at the delayed round

When we finnaly get the erp mechanics.

Dumb anime poster...

RIP

Are you a thick round slime?

I unbolted the door and told the crew that you were being eaten. Guess they just didn't care?

Sorry it took so long to get you your TTVs Nero, hope you got to use them.

No I am a burning purple skeleton

SERBER BORKEN

lyra pls go

Rin was in command so you know how security and rescues go then. And to mutch new people that had to figure out how shit work to bother i geus. It was a round of constant crew incompetence. Also another scientist got her head cut off clean in telescience and nobody but a random cleaning bot notiched.

That is a different burning purple skeleton
Actually to be frank, i'm surprised there is another burning purple female skeleton, but that is besides the point

CELT FIX THE SERVER ALREADY

I'd waifu an ayy

I know like 3 female purple skeletons. Flare, Lyra and Lace, which one are you?

Rin didn't do jackshit regarding security that wasnt shooting EDs, as always
I did hear but i don't help female players so bad luck buddy

I got to use a couple, ended up blowing myself up on a proximity-sensor armed one. Plus I got a really nice chat with the lawyer while waiting for them anyway. Can you tell me about the history of TTVs? I get the feeling that they were probably able to be manufactured before but now aren't.

please respond

>begin round as roboticist
>that one person who always makes a bee-line to robotics and asks to be borged
I mean, they do a good enough job at being a borg, but why not spawn as a borg if that's what you want to do?

I'm pretty sure those 3 are all TheMegaGoat. Good player.

Were you the roboticist? If not then anybody wouldnt give a shit about some randomcaps locking about being killed where ever.

perhaps someone else has borg set to high

Few different reasons:
1)Two roundstart borgs were taken
2) maybe the missed roundstart and were a latejoin, so they wanted borg
3) no antag roll might as well go gay for DICKS

>slip on janitors floor
>threaten to beat him with his mop
>"n-no.. that won't be necessary sir, I apologize"

kek

>ayy waifu in the mood.
>starts projecting her lewd thoughts into YOUR mind

I am the lawyer Nero, and the reason people cant just manufacture them is because bomb antags would then just make infinite bombs and meme everyone to death with easily spamable ttvs from the rpd or someshit.

You gotta understand, you are probly one of the few noble bomb makers who is makiing it for fun/discovery, almost everyone else is going to blow the station up, we cant have that be a standard, not even tg or hippie allows that mate.
Borgs are roudnstart only and sometimes people just want to be silycons when shit gets boring. Ah well.

For the first time ever, we have OBJECTIVELY CORRECT pill colors

Delete this, it's wrong.

Or maybe they latejoined so they aren't antag targets but found out their preferred job has been taken. There are so many people latejoining at the first minute it can't be coincidence.

That makes sense; was just curious. I always forget about roundstart caps.

No

>not carrying a pair of gloves to demand satisfaction if your honor is damaged

>iron is red
It's not Fe2O3, that's toxic.

You'd think this server would come up with a better rate-limiting device than the miniature version of the combination of a pipe and valve that is not only the least complicated part of a bomb, but also has a more complicated version of itself that's easily manufacturable by RPDs and acts the exact same way, just stuck under a floor.

It's red for blood, not red for iron

Still feels out of place.

>tfw injecting my monkeys with turbo space AIDS all tucked away in comfy virology

That Jeffrey guy? It annoys me that he wants to be a borg when he himself took a job that had few slots. Just be an assistant if you plan to get borged, not atmos tech.
>can I be made into a mech with deadly weapons?
No, you silly ninny.

Bicaridine is red for brute, not red for the pinkish carbon-oxygen-sugar mixture
Antitoxin is green for toxins, not green for the pinkish nitrogen-potassium-silicon mixture

It follows the theme

>atmos tech
>slots ever being filled up completely
nice joke

Yes
I don't have a problem with him just because he's pretty competent as a mediborg, and he's on-point with keeping people safe, but it gets kinda boring when you can expect him to rush into robotics every round
I'll only ever put him into an Odysseus if he wants to be a mech, 2bh

Fucking server is dead again so lets we need another way to release our autism so..

Post your static and see what people think of you. and how well you do your job

Sue Bowchief

Ailsa Dochartaigh
Sex

>we need
*find

Camile Driggers

neck yourself

you too

2hotdogs

Foo Kin Gik

Nero Moss

on it boss

Jeffrey Hice

Those are some qtp2t ayys

I like you, when i see you in my department i can always expect a job well done

Rina Visser

Actual helpfull Roboticist who isnt a mute gun printing shitter. Makes Ripley's so is a good lad.

Vince Mosser

I only play station engineer and can't stop fucking with the singularity

Great mediborg, just pick assistant if you wanna get instaborged at roundstart.
Pretty good for R&D, gets shit done.
Never had a problem with you, you're p.cool.

You always latejoin and I always notice because I have "Moss" as one of the chat highlighted words

Arnt you new at the science department, i do know you as someone who is pretty willfull to learn and ask around advice.

>Poor escalator

Clucker randomname

I fully admit that I'm garbage.

Sawbones

Severe Autism/Narcissism detected

I enjoy enginerding on boxstation, when mapvote votes def/meta I tend to take a break then realize I have nothing else to do but be autistic so I come back in

also, that was the wrong image, I don't even have that shit on my hard drive, what the hell

hehehehe

Rin Fukuimoto

I just like shooting things, it's what i am good
at, but since it's kind rare to have a decently sized security i have to go nazi mode sometimes.

steamcommunity.com/id/Rin-Pin
Why is your profile private?
Not that it would change anything, screenshots were made and the discussion wont be removed from the archives

>sometimes

Becouse i had that steam since a while, and that discussion really made me realize it was time to clean house, jesus that profile was disgusting

So, I was off spending christmas day with my family

How was snow map? Besides apparently cooking the server

Crashing the server
No survivors

You are always a waste of an antag slot.

Cooked the serb.

Any map can be turned into a christmas wonderland.
You just need some HE pipes and N2O

Unfinished and buggy, but magical

SERVER IS BACK UP BOYS

You're actually shit.

You think you're good because you kill shitter wizards who take no mobility spells.

Also read that you were cheating in rage cages yesterday or today.

You are shit and unwanted by anyone who isn't a waifu tard, and your own self-shilling ass of course.

You are the main reason why security is shit each round. I prever Saul over your incompetent ass.
Also daily reminder that Liam IS the best telebay operator and that Fritzl is the definition of a fuckup loser faggot. You cant refute me.
t. Saul.

u lie

Neck yourself

I want to pin you in the ring~ :))))))))))

merry christmas i hope you enjoy my gift

I wish you would notice me...

fuck off morena

What did he mean by this?

well that's just fucking rude isn't it

Not only bad taste, but bad taste in shitters

Darn.

Did anyone encounter any wolves? Rabbits? Deer?

I liked coding those

Antonio Betulla