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>Veeky Forums Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

First for femnorns

Ratfags and catfags need not apply.

Post lineups

>this degenerate autist is a HOPE officer

>degenerate
>he neutered all his characters
retarded?

>this buzzword buzzword is a great guild buzzword

>ywn take a screenie with gae

>gae and kala pose for a screenshot
>kala randomly gets really mad and bitter mid-shot and leaves for 3 days
>shitposts about how horrible it was for another 3 days
>comes back on the 7th day and pretends like nothing happened

Nth for too much to drink.

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lol at you. just lol.

Nah, I still think most of 'em are autists.

>You think I want back in
>joins back
lol. just lol.

dodged his post lol

okay

One day..

haha

see
RED FLAG RED FLAG

thats you in the picture isnt i

I don't give a fuck anymore desu

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

Anyone who openly calls a bunch of white femcharr mains autistic is fine by me. :^)

>tfw you have a white femcharr
>but she has chocolate spots, none of the exclusive faces or hairs, and is wearing full plate
it's kinda neat how she glows in the fucked lighting though

Hey man, please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, there's just 2 guilds in the OP I will also repost it here.
>Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

>i posted it again lol

> (OP)
>
> (You)
>>i posted it again lol

ULTRAFLUFFY

(You) get a (You)

(You) get a (You)

Every motherfucking catfag ratfag and nornfag gets a (You)

>Sleepy :c

rats? no one even cares about the rats, they post and they just get ignored
cats? Cats always make sure to smear their paws in shit and then rub them along the walls

Catfags are the biggest cancer

>gw2g has fallen into a vicious cycle of trying to psychoanalyze one another to prove that the others are "worse" than them by pointing out things that nobody should even bat an eye on in some attempt to gain false prestige

This is what (You) have become. (You)'re better than that, come on.

Returning player here.

All my savings is a few hundred measly gold and the shit in the bank storage including some mystic coins. I don't have HoT and I don't have enough capital to play the trading post. Is the shitty ass Cursed Shore train my only shot at making decent purse without dungeons or fractals?

>Oh, who got angry? You?
xDD

Hey, I posted that! Mad? :)

Oh boy surely I am! After all I posted the word "fuck", which means I'm le mad, right? (:
You got me good user!

Reminder to not join any of the cancerous "Veeky Forums" guilds in this post.

whoops meant lol

ebik

>After all I posted the word "fuck"
What could this mean, user? I simply asked if you were upset, you even quoted me Guys, I think this user's sarcasm means zhe is hiding anger.

Both Veeky Forums guilds are alright, sometimes a little shitposting comes from them, but it hasn't been a bad experience to be part of either in my book. That's just standard Veeky Forums stuff, no need to be spiteful bro.

not even 40 posts in and hope/fun have already destroyed the thread.....

You don't know? It's how it all began user. :)

Ah, okay.

>he actually thinks this way

>he

oh it makes sense now

Silverwastes would prob be better

>it

"she" or "it", would explain the delusions, and why someone would take this general so seriously

men do nothing wrong

Have a nice day user. (:

AAAAAAAA
>Mini Festive Aurene
AAAAAAAA
So how can I get it? Other than buying it ofc.

>men

>fluffy cunny

>invisible stompers
>mindless farm with fucking lottery RNG or thousands of gold

Fuck you anet I don't see you pull this shit with gloves or shoulders

gigacunny

terracunny

>tfw have a better alternative to invisible shoes for pocket change
feelsgud

>you will never suck Vae's megabarb

femcharr wife here, meet me in uninstanced NA heros canton if you want me to marry you

>Vuncia gigacunny

I'm on a fairly decent PC running below recommended settings. I just got HoT and in the new area I drop to like 40 - 50 fps even with graphics turned down further. Is this normal or is something wrong?

gw2 likes torturing CPUs

Anet forgot to optimize GW2 when they started development and never bothered to work on it again

I miss colin man, he would always make things fun even if we got no content. Plus he'd keep us updated on all the shit they were working on.

Colin stop connyposting

Colin the Cuck

GW2 is in that state where only a few of the old devs have any passion left and the new ones just see it as a paycheck/stepping stone.

The game isn't even remotely on life support or close to having a skeleton crew but it's sad when you look at the energy of the devs compared to a few years ago.

Omg they all remind me of that kid back in highschool who used to speed walk down the hallways between classes with his trenchcoat and he never moved his arms so they kinda trailed behind his back like naruto.

i wish rubi was my girlfriend

>tfw GW2 doesn't have enough emotes so you just ERP in Legion instead

>h-haha I'm just cool and indifferent is all

He has a sexy charr, so he gets a pussy pass.

Coming from WoW RP to GW2 RP I discovered how much addons really fucking spoiled me.

It was a huge culture shock RP'ing without the aid of stuff like MRP/TRP to read someone's profile and learn about their character on the fly or paste to send a like 600 character emote at the same time instead of needing to break it up.

However I've also found it kinda beneficial. Writing down a long emote in notepad to copy-paste it one by one gives me more of a chance to study it and not being able to learn about someone's character instantly has made me less of a snob.

Far too many times in WoW RP did I read a profile and just instantly decide "yea I don't ever want to waste my time with this shit, this character looks terrible" and move on. Without that in GW2 I've interacted with a lot of characters and had fun doing so whereas I might not have done that had I known beforehand. It's taught me that some people are just really shit at talking about and describing their character but do pretty solid at portraying them.

Where's tranny? Was he still a (((boy))) back then?

Hey guys, I'm installing Guild Wars 2 for the first time!

Which class would be most fun for me? I like
>stunlocking and knocking over people
>being able to block or dodge damage
>high mobility

the current meta is taking a cyanide pill

The Uninstall Wizard

warrior my man

ebin, i can see im in for good time here

>ebin

hi Röbbit

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Depends, do you like femcharr?

warrior my woman

hi underage

nah, furries creep me out

im in, what EU server should i join bois

Server choice only matters for WvW and somewhat for finding RP easier.

WORSHIP

lani stop

lani rhymes with cunny

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Aha! You fell into my femsura trap and made a new thread! Time to spam qts

nice, post more vae

h*ck off fluusi

there are charr out there that are way more sparkly

give me with the femcharr cunt

Mcharr kissing after 69ing

that mcharr penis looks exactly like an asura

>oh boy a new thread time to discuss gw-
>see all this
time to leave

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you can't run away from the fluffy cunny

Hey are there any wvw tournaments going on right now like back in the day?

you're so cute lil peppa