Your car is your human gf now

Condition and looks = her look
Trim+equipment = her wealth
Age = Mileage in miles divided by 4 digit manufacture year

How fucked are you?

Brand new 2016 Golf, fully loaded... I guess I'm dating a hot, middle class, 7 year old.

>ready to die
>has a bit of money
>113 years old

sounds like I did good for myself

Pretty good looks, middle class and 95 years old. Hot old broad runnin strong.

>looks fine as fuck
>lower class, probably white trash
>21 years old

Could have been worse i suppose

2013 polo with 48k miles and is as loaded as a polo can get
spotless inside out
idk i might like this

Looks like I'm married to a gorgeous, wealthy 7 year old. Call me Muhammed.

Pretty, aside from the minor scarring, but that can be fixed with a little reconstructive surgery at a bodyshop.
Middle-class-ish due to medium trim level.
61k miles/2011=30.3, so about my age.

Hot,
top shape(passed the annual check with compliments from the inspecting engineer)
Rich,
has more or less every option, that can be had from the factory
70, ouch(2004 with 140K)

Mercedes-Benz C220CDI 2004

>tfw no gf