You have precisely 10 seconds to explain why you're not spamming Huskar, the Sacred Warrior for FREE +25's in this memebrawler meta.
Dylan Rogers
Nice patch, dotards.
Brayden Phillips
Which lane? Items? Should I play agressive or just farm until I get blink, aghs?
Help I need to earn some mmr
Angel Torres
Offlane, spam Q, run away with W. You can't lose.
Jace Ross
Thanks boss. I hope I can reach 4k MMR before the night ends.
Jason Russell
JUST ANOTHER FUCKING REMINDER THAT AGHS SHADOW FIEND GRANTS 194 DAMAGE AND LIFESTEAL FOR REQUIEM.
Jace Sanchez
How good are you with your favourite hero?
Lucas Allen
Friendly reminder Icefrog got fired and Valve themselves are maintaining Dota.
That's the only way you can explain the abomination that is 7.00.
Parker Collins
>this will be the only thread for the rest of the day until some time midnight how long before /csgog/ tier dead?
Lincoln Richardson
shit
Michael Reed
>le free MMR meme
No shit your rank is gonna go up if you finally pick heroes that aren't agility carries.
The only way you will ever climb consistently through picking is to be good with multiple heroes, period.
Hudson Brooks
What the fuck happened to csgo? Didn't they average more twitch viewers than league at one point?
Sebastian Rogers
>post on d2g >Thread dead as fuck
>Post on /a/ or /v/ weeb thread >Drown in youvotes because anime addicts have no self control and will reply to ANYTHING
Jason Lewis
>TA Pretty fucking bad
Josiah Martinez
Case opening strims got shut down
Jacob Williams
It's legit pick >He starts casting >Can't stay and fight cuz it comes back
Eli Mitchell
Valve killed gambling which got rid of about 75% of the playerbase.
Logan Rogers
>le epic dondo pudge on Zais stream Has there ever been a more washed up eSportsman?
Jordan Rodriguez
The skin hype is over, gambling is dead, so all golds/silvers left the game
Carson Torres
...
Jace Jackson
Surely they should be joined together
Jayden Young
What's the new meta?
Andrew Clark
Post heroes with exactly zero (0) counters.
Jonathan Miller
57% win rate on THIS IS A GAME THAT TWO CAN PLAY
Brandon White
LMAO HE GOT REKT THAT FUCKING TP
Austin Sanchez
>43% Used to win only every 3rd game when i was learning him, was like 25-30% but now im improving >7.00 he got dunked
Luis Morgan
HOT and cold
Dominic Sullivan
Only 60% on Visage, it dropped quite a bit right after 7.00 because le balanced primate and the forced 50 meme. Drove my winrate up with some other heroes though, apparently the game coordinator thinks picking a micro hero means you're willing to babysit idiots and that you need to be babysitted if you pick an easier one. I'm proud of my high winrate on Tiny though.
Easton Ross
cm and witch doctor
>tfw you will never get good enough to not play support
Samuel Wright
What the fuck happened to dota? Didn't they average more twitch viewers than league at one point? hmm what does csgo and dota 2 have in comon
Jack Fisher
Is Crystal Meth the most commonly used drug in Dotaland? I mean these heroes cant do the their performance without enhancing their endurance and increasing their performance with this drug. But hell, its a bitch of a drug compared to Lysergicaciddiethylamide
Josiah Myers
dota is not dropping in views m8 we just have shitton of tournaments and 1/2 of dotards watch games in client not on twitch .
Matthew Cruz
Shut up hick and protect your precious white race.
Hunter Torres
i found something interesting about dota strategy.
one of the more challenging aspects of the game is dealing with 5 man deathballs that leave you with no breathing room. while usually people say "just splitpush,just ward" it barely works in actuality. its just a baby tier strategy to deal with 5 mans. the thing is with 5 man dota is that they never break off, they always stick as a one group unless they are back to defend towers.
one of the best way to deal with 5 man is to send a decoy on the map to distract the enemy, don't send your main carry to splitpush like an idiot. i know there is a temptation to do that but if your carry gets killed its game over.
most 5 man deathballs are reactionary retards that are easy to drag around the map, just show a support somewhere and make everyone rotate to gank him. it will buy you at least 2 minutes of farm which is a ton for a carry that can't leave his base
Austin Sullivan
>m-muh client!!
No. Doturd is standing with one foot in the grave right now. 7.00 was the worst decision Valve has *ever* made in regards to this game, the playerbase has tanked and more people are leaving every week. Even these generals last all fucking day now and need to be bumped at specific times, when before we'd go through four or five a day, minimum.
Hunter Scott
One of the best in the world.
I'm not making that up.
Its because no one plays my favorite hero
Luke Martin
>dota is literally deaD LMAO
Carson Jones
You have to realise that dota will never die It's been around for years and it will be there
Lucas Cook
...
Isaiah Johnson
I guess a lot of d2g and the playerbase were third worlders who can't play the game until performance improves
Carson Lee
>Monkey King has 1800 damage nuke >6 minutes in to the game
What did Icefrog mean by this balance decision?
Mason Watson
>cropping out the 50k it went down in november >specifically including the 4k it gained in a huge patch month (you)
Xavier Campbell
thanks for your 2k insights, friend
Liam Ward
that meth is the true patrician drug
Luis White
>muh total playercount!
1 thirdie != 1 Euro/American
Matthew Wilson
people leave and come back all the time just wait for the next TI and see playerbase All in all you can't say it's standing one foot in the grave with 880k online players
Dominic Taylor
Dota 2 lost about 300k players since 7.00
Isaac Campbell
its lost 20% of its playerbase since TI what the fuck are you on
Aaron Perry
>half of which are SEAmonkies or chinks
Liam Myers
>go to zai strim >listening to lil ugly mane nice
Wyatt Hughes
>le dota was always le white game meme. That has always happened since TI2
Anthony Campbell
I'm vasectomized and do NOT want any kids. EVER.
Yes. I'm white.
Kids are shit. I'm glad Loda decided not to have any.
Robert Ward
>can't even read a graph it literally was for a long time reminder that slavs are white
Remember the three hundred thousand you inconsiderate fuck.
Aaron Perry
Clinton Loomis @FearDotA 31s31 seconds ago CM is a bad hero. think again before picking.
David Davis
i see players at 6k games bottled in their base for 10-20 minutes every time and it kills my desire to watch the game you know why 5 man dota always works? because teams are taking shitty trades like t1 for t2 when they are behind and they have to teleport as 5 to defend so the division of resources is terrible and they are left behind either way
Kayden Myers
Can confirm I'm 5k scum
Adam Rivera
A CELESTIAL BODY!
Unf
Ryder Lopez
Where the fuck is barnyyy
Henry Jones
he's been streaming under his alias CLQ a lot
Jordan Wood
shut up no one remembers you
Christian Phillips
Just got 24 hour ban for abandoning too many games? What do now?
Aiden Reyes
How long has it even been since barny streamed?
Jaxson Moore
Any of you guys play vainglory?
Andrew Russell
?
Grayson Moore
Yes
I hate the recent update they did, it ruined the minion buff system it had before that was fine
Jayden Thompson
Use white privilege to get it removed.
Sebastian Sullivan
What did he mean by this? Do I really have to verify the game cache everytime I boot it?
Jason Howard
>55% winrate Yeah he don't know shit. He was autoattacking creeps as a pro player back in 2007. The chinks had to invent last hitting. He ought to be ashamed of himself for being such a low IQ faggot.
Asher Martinez
The new Atos is probably the biggest buff an item has ever received in this game.
It was already a super solid tanking up item for int cores and the best Linken's popper in the game but the rooting is just fucking broken now.
Aiden Adams
>2 seconds root >projectile can be disjointed
zzz
Samuel Rivera
This patch really killed the game didn't it.
Matthew Martinez
Morphling shotgun can be disjointed but you're complaining that he's OP
Luis Cruz
Remember the 300k that left.
Sebastian Cook
ITT: Baby ducks and Starcrumps
Colton Clark
Rubick.
I'd say im actually really good, it's always fun to play him and rush aghs
Jacob Mitchell
>play offlane >get bullied, ganked, denied farm >go around tp ganking a couple times >somehow my safelane carry has the same gpm as me every fucking time
John Davis
>you're complaining he's OP
?
John Gonzalez
silences and bkb piercing disables are his weakness and high physical damage fucks him pretty hard he is also antimage level squishy if he doesn't go for sny skadi build but yeah, i agree, he is pretty versatile and actually good at everything carry should do
Jonathan Mitchell
/d2g/ has always said that morphling is OP
Jose Parker
>tfw doing that with the last pack of noodles.
Ryder Ramirez
What's a baby duck?
Jordan Myers
well, there is a point in his words, she is worst babysitter in the game and there are plenty of roamers that can make more impact when played by high-level players and her ult is iffy at best still my favorite support and second most played hero
Carter Butler
DIE
Aiden Scott
I thought zai's music was the sound of jakiro's wings flapping
Sebastian Parker
Nah
Xavier Allen
I don't speak for /d2g/.
Jason Thomas
I don't have a favourite hero
I pick whatever my team needs and just keep on being sad with it
Isaac Turner
why do some fucking autists feel the need to narrate everything that's happening in-game over voice chat.
shut the fuck up, holy shit.
Liam Phillips
I love Soe
Easton Phillips
no ICEpath is this the build?
Austin Collins
Meepo 70% wr. But he's too gimmicky. Alch is my second most played but I don't like him so much anymore because the pros played him too much and it feels like he's low skill. I need a high skill farming based hero to feel good about to mark as my favourite
Ian Lewis
>that fucking feel I just wanna know what it feels like to rice for once in my life.
Logan Nguyen
the worst are the people that will call you by your color rather than hero. especially when they're all-chatting. it's the most LMAO wHO cARES? thing you can do and I know they only do it to protect their egos and pretend like this game doesn't matter to them when it's probably the only thing they have going for them in their lives.
i debate throwing the game any time my teammates do it. it's fun to watch these people have a meltdown.