/twg/ - Total War General

>that posture.

Always go vanilla for first campagin

Nope Romans gonna lose

For (You) it would be a micro-skirmish ;^)

;-;

vanilla you fucking idiot

The understander posture.

Romans (Darren) can't micro properly.

They gonna lose.

Hun sandwhich

Really need to be bothered moreso
how much money u got?

a TRVE VNDERSTANDER is always ready to shit whilst playing

Darren is shit, who knew?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=787066965

This and you are good to go.

>That Orlean pronounication

>The hill the hill

Whoever thinks the hill is more important will lose

3.2k now and still the same options

I swear in game they still use Javelins
Also what stops them just forming tetsudo and sitting in squares

Full army

18/20 so nah :(

You're preparing to invade England when this guy slaps your southern border and xbow-rapes your capital
What do you do?

are boy gregg spoonfeeding the noobs

>a rainstorm of barbed shafts
L-lewd

It looked like he was schooling Darren kek

Is anything sieging waldenhof?

Check tooltips again otheriwse I don't see why
What's that building in the bottom right of Waldendof
Replace the Pope until he excommunicates them

damn that darkie is domininant

But I approve

>looking for squirells
New meme

I get excommunicated, obviously.

Also there is a scroll bar for the units right.

>always play Most Serene
>happens all the time

Simple you just sit your armies where they are and assassinate everyone
Is that the main music in the background

Alright I bet I'm being a fucking moron and the solution is obvious to anyone with more than 2 neurons but how the fuck do I download the free dlcs?

DON'T MESS WITH THE ROMANS

visit their page on the steam store.

You go to the steam page and select play

meant for
>don't they know it's a race war
Seriosuly she just screams edits
Go to marketplace, click download, it will laucnh the game, then click on the dlc again on the main page
rinse and repeat for other dlcds

I can't take this attrition.

There's store pages for them, you need to "Buy" them from there. It's silly but it look better along with the masses of DLC to have some freelc mixed in between.

POSTING AGAIN: FOR THE LOVE OF (((SIGMAR))) HOW DO I BEAT A LEGENDARY CAMPAIGN??

WHAT FACTION IS EASIEST?

GIVE ME MODS TO MAKE IT EASIER I DONT GIVE AN ORCS TOOF IF THATS "CHEATING" THIS DIFFICULTY IS BOOLSHEET

Let's do it!

Vampire counts
just raise dead zombies and auto resolve
atilla one pls

I HUNGER FOR LEGENDARY

>Gobbo Archers

Play Chaos, never leave the north, hope the wood elves genocide the world for you while you farm the Vargs.

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Never you mind, I was trying to download Grombrindal which is why I couldn't find the download button, now I actually stopped for a second and actually read what it said.

>30+ buckaroos for the three dlc I've missed since last time.
My wallet hurts so much.

Romans are toast.

here you are

Aye fuckboi. Who ya got for me?

oh god not this again

I said it last time PAY UP BIATCH

>The Empire has been obliterated
>Some other faction did it

>mfw it's stabby time

make me buy new dlc

cool

What if they made a "historic" total war but glorified it?
Like Persian soldiers wearing gold and fancy spear heads and shit like that?
I dunno, think 300.
Basically, I saw the OP and thought it would be neat to see soldiers in golden masks marching at you.

Looked it up and it is the same trip as before so probably is him

Bants he did the t time sign

>these romans

If you're here ancient empires guy, I'm done renovating the Berbers/Libyans/Garamantines/ectera that I offered to help with back in the summer. Did some tweaking that liberates them from having to use the R2 era full body with a single face and now can utilize multiple-faces. Some slight tweaks to design but kept ya'lls vision in mind. Went with darkened but caucasian bodies for the Mauri and Garamantines as the former I seem to recall Strabo or someone calling Western Aethiopians WE WUZ MAURI and for them and the gara I just imagine living in the ass-deep desert will burn you hard. I remember a story of my late pop back in the 50s or 60s not being let into his friend's house by friend's mum because she thought he was black due to his tan. He was white, just could tan something fierce.

Enlarged the really neat libyan cloak you guys did so it would fit on the barbar body (thinnest version) with that cock sheath sash too.

Example one is before (top) and after (bottom) for Garamantines.

if someone can find me a benis :DD model I think it'd be possible to add it to the models in a crude way

I do have to investigate them to make sure there isn't any missing parts or whatever. I'm trying to use it as a way to get back into the swing of modding since I went awol due to burnout sadness and other stuff. I will return to work on FOTE if I can keep this swing going.

trying to think of a way to allow you guys a quick drop-and-go replacement for the old lob_numidian_body (same face full body that works with exomis/spartan tunic) with a newer replacement. I think it's possible, just change the values in a VMD of the exomises and lob_numidian body to a newer multi-face model & enlarged exomis. That way you don't have to change every single unit VMD.

How can they make the next historical TW as interesting as Warhammer?

So Realistic fantasy?
Anime posting should be snipped in the bud
did u mean to do black face?
Make it Trump America vs Hilary America

Just install Radious.

Spear militia mob his rich ass cities because the pope doesn't give a flying fuck about nations with 4 crosses or less.
Gift the pope 200 gold per turn forever, schmucks. It gets you at least half a cross per turn.

Make the factions play different enough.

remove trip

>those custom animations as the cav charges in skirmish
got a stiffy there desu

kek'd
it proves its me tho

Hill people lose called it

sounds gay as shit

just play rome 1 if you want historical fantasy

Yeh. Realistic fantasy.
I'll look at that.

cant

they will go full fantasy after the next historical one flops

THE HILL THE HILL GET THE HILL WE HAVE THE HILL

>no artillery
>generals dead
>most army dead or routed

You did it karate masters

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Looks like Greg having fun

ROMANS BTFO

this fucking jew
>Good for those who weren't romans

I went with the EB2 inspiration of the Maures units: europabarbarorum.wikia.com/wiki/Dorkim_Maurim_(Maure_Infantry) on your guys' Maures.

Same as before, top is before, bottom is after.

Yeah, I darkened the skin tones. Judging from the usual depictions they are swarthy, though they may have been darkened too much there. I can adjust it to a lighter hue somewhat but I figure living in the frontiers of the Sahara dressing half naked = you goin to get crispy.

It says the file has embedded file in it, just an image, so maures: i.imgur.com/yfGPjvr.jpg

These fucking Romans

>Kill him

He's the worst back seat gamer desu famalamadingdong
Darker but not that dark, they interbred with the Iberians a shit tonne, its the arab ruin that darkens the southern med

fucking alan..

Neat that it was one sided this time. The general vs general in the napoleon episode was fun too though.

Hope they will continue with the series.

Foot-mounted infantry

>2 husbandos out of 18 contestant
eh fair rate
get outta here BEEB intern
at least the generals were better talkers this turn

you should remove trip

Photoshop Gregg placing his hand on Darren's head with

>Darren, listen

don't acknowledge him

3 kingdoms era total war with all the bullshit mythological kung fu stuff thrown in.

Not as fun as first episode but I hope they continue series.

How many meaningful differences can there really be between these factions, besides starting locations?

Besides notable factions like Saxons, Franks, and Goths, how much unique flavor can these all have?

I'll lighten it from that dark tone later then. The Maures europabarbarorum.heimstatt.net/pics/Info/african_infantry_maures_INFO.jpg are more difficult because the skin has to match perfectly from a separate leg and separate body/head texture. I will see if it's possible there. Might be if I just do a blanket lighten by X on either since both are the Axum textures on european faces.

I'll show the references I used for the berbers but the most reliable are a 2nd century Roman terracotta of a Numidian rider with what to me seems like a turban: i.imgur.com/dv2Dx39.jpg

And I forget the date but also roman era little bronze piece of a Numidian with ringlet hair, bushy beard and shield.

Top is before, bottom is after refreshing. Have to run for a bit.

TIPS FOR tANUKIDS LPs PLs

Vladdy daddy comes

ignore him and he'll never leave.

That Alexander Armstrong documentary on Rome up next seems pretty good desu.

It's quite a few years old so wouldn't reccomend watching now when you could be austistically posting

I'm watching, autistically posting, AND painting bretonnians.

gotta roll

So how exactly am I suppoused to fight the romans if all my stuff is very light?

Vampire Chans ___________!!!!!!