What does bmw stand for?

what does bmw stand for?

bang my wife

bavarian motor works

you will see that the blue and white represents the checkered flag of Bavaria or some shit like that

fiat chrysler automobiles

basal metabolic wate

Big Man Weiner

Shoeplatler! Einsen sheinsen heisen deinsten!!!

Black Man Wheels

Big Money Wasted

I still want an M240i though, at least you can see out of it (unlike Mustang/Camaro)

It's a spinning propeller in Bavaria's colors.

it's a jewish beanie hat design

Bitch Muh Wealth

Yeah, they used to make airplane engines.
For the Nazis.

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Bro! My Whip!

The hilarious thing is that it's not really well known, so while there's a decent percentage of Jewish people who won't own Benz's on principle, they have no problem driving Beemers.

bite my weiner

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· Big Money Works
· Bought My Wife
· Brutal Money Waster
· Break My Window
· Break My Windshield
· Babbling Mechanical Wench
· Beastly Monstrous Wonder
· Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
· Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
· Barely Moving Wreck
· Big Money Waste
· Big Money. Why?
· Big Money Works
· Born Moderately Wealthy
· Breaks Most Wrenches
· Bring Many Wrenches
· Brings Me Women
· Brings More Women
· Broken Money Waster
· Broke My Wallet
· Broken Monstrous Wonder
· Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
· Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

British
Motor
Works

I'll fucking show you british

Yes Daddy

Brain
Must
Walk

Not enough electrical issues.

Break
My
Window

was particularly accurate during the 1970s when cars had very primitive (if any) alarm systems and Blaupunkt radios were easy to remove and worth a quick $10 to smash and grab thieves

the problem was so common that it was common to see owners of past thefts not replacing their radio, opening their empty glove compartments and ash trays and putting "NO RADIO" signs in their car windows and sometimes even leaving a vent window open so that crooks won't break their window

ultimately the industry addressed this with radios with secret codes to make them hard to sell and cars with better anti-theft systems