Tesla Autopilot predicts crash seconds before it happens

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before you know it, it might even become safe to ride motorcycles out there in the land of robot cars

That'd be very cool.

It can't "predict" anything, that's currently physically impossible. It saw big hunk of metal blocking it's way and applied the brakes. Humans used to be able to do that, I guess not anymore.

Have another cute animal

This thread is now a cute animals thread.

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predict might not be the best word to use here but it managed to not do what the car in front of it did.
Other brands like Mercedes have the same shit on them though.

That can be arranged

No love for doggos?

I love my 1979 Trans Am.

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wew its gonna become easy to rob people with this shit innit

>Brake check stupid automagicpilot equipt car
>It stops and you cannot override it because 'muh safety
>crack windows and roll the people inside
nice job there auto makers

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i dont think ill be driving my model x through detroit anytime soon so I dont think thatll be a problem

>implying all tesla owners arent gun owners

lmaoing @ your life cuck

>before you know it, it might even become safe to ride motorcycles out there in the land of robot cars

Safe? Doubt it.

Hilarious? Absolutely.

None of these cars are being designed or setup to deal with motorcyclists, especially in regards to filtering/lane splitting and all the other close proximity shenanigans motorcyclists tend to enjoy.

go ahead and try it and get a gun pulled on you as you walk up to the car

me IRL

Wow, you're a genius bro. Robbing a car covered in cameras instead of literally any other car that will also stop if brake checked. You're a regular D. B. Cooper.

The car does not just lock itself up after this happens you jackass. It hits the brakes for you. You are able to drive the car right after it happens.

Your scenario would be the same in any car.

meme yourself my man.

>tesla owner
>commiefornian liberal

pick two

Damn those are some comfy cats

dont worry the US govt can just flip the kill switch on these autopilot cars just like in minority report

THEN the niggers can headshot you and your family

night night bitch nigga

nite yanky doodle

its 5pm here btw

damn you are one salty faggot

Why are you talking about niggers like you arent one yourself?

lol you yanks are so easy to trigger

Ah yes, we are so upset over your fake situation.

>he doesnt think that there are pro-gun libs in california

lmao i was like lmao

goes to show you probably have never been there and just regurgitate whatever /pol/ says

t. abo

NZ is objectively a significantly better country than Australia.

t. burger

cant disagree there this place is fucking becoming more like mad max every day i wish i was joking

save us!
>cant handle the bantz

>I was merely pretending to not know how new cars work
>it was just bantz
You need to work on that.

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Fuck off back to your containment thread so they can tell you to fuck off permanently.

dont post to me and my mini me ever again

Testlas forward crash mitigation is best in the world

Now look at what you did

have my actual doge

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Have mine as well.
She had a hematoma removed and now has 1 flabby ear and 1 straight ear

Is that the Rick Romero?

Try again phone

>that feel when doge get old
mine is 9 and wont play fetch as much ;_;

What dog type is this?

ausdoge

Knowing you gave the dog an entire lifetime full of happiness, joy, and love more than makes up for the sadness of saying goodbye. At least for me.

fuuuuck i didnt ask for feels ;_;

went for a massive walk yesterday and the poor bugger couldnt keep up towards the end, it was at night on flat ground too

GS mixed with idk. Got her from some adoption day at petsmart years ago.
I know that feel. My dog before that one went blind and I ended up having to put her down as she was getting bad arthritis as well

my dogges health is fine he's just getting old

>that lil groan they do when they get old and have to get up or lay down

>when they see you after being gone all day and they can't contain their excitement.
That's a guaranteed head scratch and treat.

>Your doges will die in your lifetime

I've had to put down my friends dog because he couldn't bring himself to do it. Along with my last one.
>never really got to know friends dog
>little time I spent with it, it was super friendly
>still hesitated when the time came
It's not supposed to be easy. They are family.

fuck that

;_;

we get the local ranger to do it

Just make sure you're with them at the end. They look for you if you're not there.

;_;

ive had to watch gabe remixes to cheer me up

heres a Veeky Forums themed gabe

youtu.be/9u9vlj8CgS0

>tfw you can see other cars have more advanced "crash prediction algorithm" as they are closer to the crash and they even swerve themselves

holy shit what a technology.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your driving days are numbered Veeky Forums

savor it while you still can

>Abdula,i'm coming over with my wife

>youtube.com/watch?v=Z2kXX5HyNf4

>Tesla Model X dances for you

REEEEEEEEE

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It was able to see that the car in front of it was going to crash by "seeing" the speeds of both vehicles.
It didn't do anything with this information that a human couldn't do though.

Tesla wasting your battery by doing this stupid shit

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>implying this shit is a standard feature and not just a fun thing for people that want to see it

Those grapes are awfully high, aren't they Mr. Fox?

thats the gayest thing I've seen all year

>Pro gun
>Lib
>Commiefornia

Lmao