/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

;_;

how can u say that

Are there even other vampires

1. Count
1. Vlad
3. Mistel
4. Julien
5. Bha Jheera
6. Cecile
7. Amon
8. Velika
9. Freir
10. Nebia

The rest don't matter

worst vampire reporting

Forgot about this little cunt. He goes in between Amon and Velika in

>freir that low
>count that high
are you gay? Switch them and you're correct

I'll just leave this here

v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjgyMDY3OTIw.html

think i'll leave this here, too

weltvolk.de/index.php?link=computerspiele

That link looks sketchy

en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Speech#Persuasion_Options
Found it. Kind of weird to be listed there instead of the respective quest pages.
Thanks anyway.

Freir is just R63 Count but without an army

s'chinese

Youku is like, chinese YouTube.
The link seems to show a conversion of Dark Souls in Skyrim.

But I don't know what is.

Makes me wonder how a meeting between all these vampires would go.

Are you using an outdated Kaarina follower?

Yeah why

Update to the new one. Fucking ree.

Deadspace ports

What's the difference in the new one

list of german skyrim mods

dark souls 2, and 3, conversions

Smallish facegeom improvements that probably only I can notice.

What if I prefer the old face

>deadspace

son of a bitch

disregard this post i suck cocks

Then ur a shit

no you're shit!

bury this meme

Do you ever think chauruses actually look pretty cool

And are also a little sexy

Site looks sketchy but its legit. Even has Isaac's apartment and a unitology church

>ywn fuck elanor so hard your dick gets caught in her throat

hypothetical:

longhorn has successfully fucked every waifu and husbando to ever exist. whats his final form?

Molag horn. Rapes himself to mantle the prince

Dead from Yarti's STDs.

>tfw you sometimes think about making your character a follower and having it fucked by longhorn

Molag bal. We already figured out his true identity

Like Aldrich but white.

>ywn fuck so hard you liquefy your dick and become a semon demon

This is an old meme, wonder what poster is so attached to old memes?

>longhorn
but longhorn doesn't rape loli
:^)

Maybe he will achieve a new form of CHIM borne out of his fucking. CUM?

Cause nobody wants to use your followers

:^)

Maybe he'll be in the middle of the coitus and his horn will shoot out and transform into a tree? Idk the Hist is pretty crazy I wouldn't be surprised if he just turned into a giant pussy willow that grew by fucking everything in proximity.

He goes the way of Nameless Swaying Daedra. Fucks so much he ceases to exist as longhorn and becomes the very idea of fucking

Sad thing is, we'll never know cause Longhorn quit lewding.

>Nameless Swaying Daedra

what

He'll become the God of Fuck This Way and becum the pinnacle of Hist evolution and fuck everything into the next cumpa, er, kalpa.

Best Armor mod to adjust vanilla armors for UUNP is Exeter's UNP Female Armors mod correct?

Best swordsman to exist. Became so skilled in swordsmanship he hit the limit and became the very concept itself, ceasing to exist as a being

Yes and we have Brave to thank for that, the faggot

Where can I read more about this? Why is he a daedra, and why does he sway?

>Ysolda doesn't want me to give her the big mammoth tusk
>disable mods one by one to find problem
>eventually go back to vanilla with only skse
>still won't start the quest
>reinstall Skyrim completely and play with no mods whatever
>have to go through the whole shitty start scene
>finally make way to whiterun
>Ysolda still doesn't give a fuck

?

youtube.com/watch?v=fnwBPHqEChQ

Maybe you have a misc quest that took the radiant quest slot?
I'm not sure if that's how it works though.

ANSWER ME I DEMAND AN ANSWER!

Yes. Maybe. I don't know. Could you repeat the question?

F-FUCK YOU

No

we dead senpai

Don't be ded.

You mean the rare gifts radiant slot? Unfortunately no since there are other missing dialogue options like Uthgard not offering to brawl with me. I've given up on this problem though; I've resorted to abusing console commands to complete missing radiant quests if I really need to get them done somehow.

You're not the boss of me now~

that boy ain't right

Did you finish the Sanguine quest?

you got the brawl bugs patch installed?

He just loves his Mama. He'll grow out of it eventually.

/tesg/, look! I saved up and now I finally have my own house...!

>He'll grow out of it eventually.
>Papa Snake takes an arrow to the knee
>Entire family becomes depressed
>Ulfric wins the war
>Snake and senpai are ridiculed out of town
>Kids grow up jaded and bitter to the rest of the world
>Yarti dies unexpectedly
>Kids grow up with lame Papa Snake
>Family in ruin, very poor
>Girl sells herself to make ends meet after Papa Snake's stash of artifacts runs dry
>Boy ends up travelling to the college in an attempt to escape the hell that is home life
>Papa Snake dies one morning watching his daughter leave to 'work' in the city

!

>tfw you just want to have a pleasant conversation with someone who looks like they might share the same interests as you but you spill your spaghetti almost instantly.

Hope you enjoy bandits spawning inside it. And why the fuck do you have random radial blur on?

Good job user, that's a nice house!

Jesus user who's senpai?

yarti and the twins

Is there anything for SE to make Khajiits look a little better? I've got pretty much every race looking decent except for them so they stand out.

Thanks guys!

Bandits? No, there's no way, I'll lock it up tight! I'll probably be inside most of the time anyway. I was pretty hurt at the time and unable to recover because of the sunlight, but that just made finally being able to go inside that much better!

>not posting khajiit
Post khajiit right now.

just convert the textures from coverkhajiits

Khajiit are fucking stupid.

Doesn't senpai mean a man of upper class?

okay

snake was gay this entire time; those aren't his kids. thats not his beautiful house. thats not his beautiful wife. how did he get there?????

No.

How will it end, then, Snake?

...

No, seriously, bandits will spawn inside the outer walls of your home and get stuck there and there's nothing you can do about it.

Well, definitely not like that. I really never put to much thought into how Snakestones story ends, I more or less go with what im currently doing and think if it can fit into his story.

I have been looking into ways that a human can extend his life in TES lore, but I havent put asmuch research as id like to in this.

For life extension you gotta either be an elf, wizard, lich, or vampire.

Are eyepatches the new hotness?
Finally figured out how to turn off UI

All Nords go to Sovngarde, Snake. You don't want to risk losing that by dabbling in nasty magicks. It's not natural, best stop your search right now.

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15930?
I found a little gem.
The power jab is crap, and the 1 handed attacks cause odd animation hiccups, but the two handed sword block stance is really sweet. The block strike impact animation looks solid as well.

it looks like it works well with
nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/64510/?
just so long as it's loaded after Blocking Animation Pack.

it might look weird with kickbash, but I didn't test it with that one.

>And why the fuck do you have random radial blur on?

His house is just going THAT fast.

>a human can extend his life in TES lore

theoretically you could infuse snake with a soulgem, as a kind of all in one phylactery with the drawback being that your body becomes prematurely aged and frail, but you'll live a very long time.

alternatively, necromancy.

I really need to take a new group shot sometime.