Buy riced toyota corolla shitbox with 150 BHP

>buy riced toyota corolla shitbox with 150 BHP
>put on Initial D music
>cruising around
>start accelerating 50 MHP in easy right corner
>rear wheels start losing grip
>hit gas pedal instead of break
>spin out and hit curve really hard
>music still playing
>song "Initial D - Deja Vu" starts playing
>cant get CD out of audio player and volume control button is not responding
>cops shows up
>officer hears the music and looks at me with his huge evil grin
>"Get out of the vehicle weaboo"

At this point my faced turned so red, I think airplanes could see me.

Fuck you Veeky Forums, my life was better before I started browsing this shit board

sure

I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

You're supposed to heel toe, are you not?

100% happened
sage

I don't know how to prove it, but all I can say is don't listen to this eurobeat crap while driving, it makes you take risks and drive too fast.

The embarrassment at the moment the cop addressed me as a weaboo was fucking a kick in my gut and uncalled for.

>and uncalled for.
he's just calling you what you are, a dirty little weeaboo stain.

You deserved it for even entertaining the memes.

you know, if he knows what a weeaboo is he is probably a weeaboo himself

nigga just turn off the engine?

i warned you about dagmui, dawg

OP invoked memes and became one himself. The lesson here is that meme magic is not to be trifled with.

>50mph is 'fast'
>Corolla oversteers at 50 mph
>Hitting curb at 50 mph causes radio and engine to stay on and car can't move
>Waiting for cops in single-vehicle accident
>Meme overload

Dawg this is such a poorly-constructed shit-fantasy. Why even post?

Also, if your life was better before Veeky Forums then go back to not browsing Veeky Forums. And... it's slightly obvious that you aren't 18....

HIGHER ON THE STREET

Pretty sure this never happened

5A-GE'd

>And... it's slightly obvious that you aren't 18....

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What does this even mean...
Are you insulting OP or the tripfag?

I'm saying the avatarfag posting that is like the pot calling the kettle black.

That shit is also a bannable offense BTW.

If you've already started to oversteer the last thing you want to do is let off the gas...

if he has school aged kids and he talks to them about their day he knows what a weeaboo is

while i think this is pasta i believe at some point in time long ago this actually happened to someone somewhere

>dont listen to eurobeat while driving
Eurobeat is no problem when you know how to handle a simple car.

AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO COME HOME

If not a troll, kudos to the officer. You are weeaboo trash.