/owg/ - Overwatch General

>there's a 2 man premade on your team
>they both go healer

Me and my friend instalock Genji and Hanzo every time just to prevent others from doing it. We switch to fill and round up a good teamcomp just before the game starts on attack or when everyone's on the point on defence. Sometimes they just switch to them next death but usually not. I know there are good Genji and Hanzo players out there and it's a shitty thing to do but with the amount of shitty ones we see we're not taking that chance.

fucking finally

Do you guys agree Junkrat is in the TOP 5 easiest to play heroes but also in the TOP 10 hardest to master

>putting effort into anything when nothing at all matters and we will all end up swallowed by the abyss

Fools. Our existence is pointless and nothing you ever achieve will last.

This is just an extension of the old TF2 "demoman takes skill!" meme

Reaper is NOT for bullying, okay?

>Tfw you'll never rape the brat out of Dva, traumatizing her for life
>Tfw you'll never knock her up leading to a shotgun wedding as to not put shame on her family
>Tfw you'll never see her struggle with adapting to being a mother and a loving housewife
>Tfw you'll never kiss her gently on the cheek from behind making her freeze in pure fear
>Tfw you'll never have her cry and accept her fate when you make love to her every night
>Tfw she'll never leglock you out of instinct begging you to knock her up a second time like the slut she is

>5 man team
>pick ana so they can heck about with the rest
>ana isn't any good pls switch to mercy
>omg this noob isn't picking mercy report
>how is god mode any better than a 5 man res?
>report report report
>they throw 3 rounds of the bo5 because I didn't pick mercy

>Watch a "how to get out of 'elo hell'" video
>LMAO JUST PICK DAMAGE LMAO

So this is why my plat games are full of 5 autolock dps each time

reyes pls

TF2 didnt have all the mobility this game does.
and most of the heroes here are easy to play anyway.

>people still don't realize ELO he'll is Grandmaster

>implying spending hours a day to master shitposting isnt a goal
I'll be the weapon to surpass the Australians with my superior internet connection

>its a 3 prestige low gold instalock genji with mic episode

>3-5 man premade on my team
>they pick random heroes and don't communicate in any way
>as a result of their stacking we now face a stack
>enemy stack is competent and picks a good lineup
>lose

don't stack in comp unless you are going to be cohesive ree they are ruining everything

who the fuck creates such crap

If Mercy can canonically bring people back from the dead why hasn't she revived Widow's husband? Does she hate her that much?

>With a 5 man premade
>They actually pick a perfect teamcomp and I just fill with DPS (76)
>Easy payload push
>Next round one of the healers goes dps
>I switch to Zen
>Hard fought but we stop them
>They invite you to their group afterwards
>All of them are friends who are communicating well and always willing to play for the team
>Win the next few games easily
>Few of them add you

Feels good man

well he always says that
he sounds like an optimist
it would be nice for ihim to hae a different line when guidelines such as too many snipers or no healers are not respected

>get 2 triple kills and a Quad kill, all with Junkrat's rip-tire in first round Defend @ Gibraltor
>enemy gets past 2nd checkpoint, but doesn't finish
>one teammate leaves for 4-5 minutes for unknown reasons
>we only take is as far as 3 metres from the 1st checkpoint
>get play of the match for nothing

>Overwatch
>greater mobility than TF2

I've been thinking about different strategies for using sombra. Getting behind enemy lines and attacking/hacking/teleporting works ok in groups, but not solo queue. Do you guys think it would be better to stick around the team in solo queue as sombra? I wonder if it would be a good strategy to stick around the backlines with the healers while still being moderately stealthy. Waiting for an enemy flank or push, then hacking them while they're too busy fighting my team. Stopping a reinhardt charge is probably one of the most satisfying hacks to accomplish

>TF2 doesnt have as much mobility as this game does
The fuck are you on?
Soldier and Demoman literally jump around the map like madmen.
Medic too if he has a quickfix.

perfect time to tell them to get a healer or tank at the very least or leave the game
or maybe just pick Mei and fuck with them

Well why didn't you pick Mercy?

I would have preferred an Ana too but it wasn't worth making the 5-stack tilt because of it. You made the team lose, by extension

>got everything but the yeti
I have credit to buy it but still annoying.

>HEAL ME HEAL ME HEAL ME
>WTF WHERE WAS MY TEAM?????
>OMG WHERE WERE THE HEALS?!?!?!
>GUYS I ULTED AND YOU WEREN'T THERE WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING
>YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK
>THIS IS WHY I CAN'T CLIMB

>lose 4 team members to zarya ult
>5 seconds later while team is still respawning our soldier sprints through, jumps around the corner and activates tac visor in front of their team
>enemy rein has his shield up, does nothing
>Halfway through ult gets hooked and killed by roadhog
>types "...." in chat like it was bullshit

Just tell them to switch to healer or tank if they think that those roles will win the game. You can't be blunt with trenchlords, they get defensive and shutdown. You have to suggest that someone switches instead of demanding them.

Any advice on opening loot crates? I always get duplicates or shitty sprays.

>Genji main teammate, who has literally never touched a healer in 50 hours of Season 3 play, telling the team exactly what the team comp should be

>tfw you finally achieve Master

>Any advice on opening loot crates?

>hear mcmeme's ult
>turn around, flick, and peg him with a rocket and a couple bullets, down to like 30hp
>still gets his ult off and we all die because everyone else ran like faggots instead of just killing him
why does this happen every single time

Have you tried wearing cute clothes?

>start in plat
>regulary lose matches because nobody shoots the mercy (solo heal)
>start to encourage my team to mercy
>we won almost every time with rez
>reach diamond
>people do the same
I should stop listening to pro advices.

You know what would be better than banning shit like "gg ez" or "git gud"? If they forced anyone who said that to autorematch anyone on the opposition who was willing tobreplay then even if you had to go back into matchmaking to get a full team. Punish the offender if he bitches out and quits.

Do a headstand and sing the national anthem of Zimbabwe backwards while juggling balls with your feet.

Automatic legendaries.

>People that suicide until they get shit like 2 mei/ 2 D.va and so on in mystery brawl

A lot of people are surprisingly shit with Ana, so I guess people want Mercy over her since she is so retard proof.

Open them halfway then stop. Let it cool down again then open them all the way.

I usually get legendaries or at least an epic that way.

>DPS whine about being healed
>"Just stick with me"
>"why aren't you healing me better, I could be killing the entire team"
>I'm playing lucio or zenyatta
>I'm on the point, with gold objective time, contesting, with the rest of our team being there sometimes unless they get picked off
>they're running off every fucking second trying to flank or charge ahead
Please, make it stop.

My win rate on Ana is abysmal (like 35%) and I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. My aim is good and according to masteroverwatch I'm in the top 5% of healing done. My ults are a bit off sometimes because I play solo and can't always coordinate but I don't get it. I save my sleep dart for ults, I'm maybe a little too liberal with the grenades I guess but again it shouldn't be that bad.

What the fuck do I do? How do I gitgud with her?

>get Hanzo
>immediately rush in to die
>survive with team kill

Amazing how many people can't properly play Sym or Pharah

>when you shit talk your dps for getting gold dmg & elims as tank

>I need healing!

I don't know unless I see a match.

Maybe use your sleep darts more offensively if no one is trying to flank.

muh scout moves fast muh medic moves fast muh soldier and demoman jump around

scout = tracer
medic = mercy
soldier = pharah
demo = junkrat

and there are a bunch more in OW, retards

>They all suck and you get damage medal with Lucio

>join game
>2/2/2 pls guys i want to win

You're hiding behind a wall, retard

What happens if you get more than a 6 man kill through a Mercy res? Or is the cooldown between their reviving long enough to reset the counter? Does the announcer not go higher than a sextuple kill?

Finally.

>They all go damage and d.Va
>wtf guys we picked a tank so you should both go healer

What's up with Mercy's jaw?

>Well why didn't you pick Mercy?

I'm terrible with mercy and refuse to learn more than 1 cuckport hero

Don't tell me you wanted 1/4/1

Doesn't go higher, you can test it in the practice range

I don't mind this it's just when it's preceded or immediately followed by
>instalocks damage

win rate means absolute jack in this game.

>he's this bad at TF2

I love Hana.

Congrats you are in s2 low diamond.

>play mccree
>finally get a quad kill with deadeye
>potg goes to the roadhog who leeched them off of me with his stupid whole hog

>I'm terrible with Mercy
>learning support

You're terrible at the game. Basic positioning and party management is all you need for Mercy and are integral parts of any healer.

has something drastically changed since 2012?

Yes, they killed the game.

I don't get what "whole hog" means or references.
Care to explain ?

Is Pharah viable in the Tank Meta?

>Soldier and Demo in anyway equal to Pharah and Junkrat in terms of mobility
Pharah can fly, but that's about it.
The Soldier and Demoman's mobility and general speed is much higher than either of them.
youtube.com/watch?v=GAEOiIF8Piw

I wanted 3/3

It references going full retard because that's the type of player who plays Roadhog.

There are easier dps heroes but she is viable. I think tou have to brace fot criticism from autists.

Why are people talking about TF2 in the Overwatch general.

>t. Genji shitter that got hooked during ult

As long as the enemy team doesn't have a decent cowboy Phara is always good

Not that user, but it really is.
>Aim in general direction of enemy and press Lshift and shoot
>Retreat and wait out the cool down
>Press e when low on health
>Repeat

>Hanzo is a 3 star hedo
>Mei is 2 star
>Genji is 2 star
>Bastion is 1 star

Who the fuck decides these again?

You can just avoid hovering in straight lines if there's hitscan in enemy team. Ground pharah is viable. She just need to stick more with the team .

>Genji is 3 star*
overbabs?

post your main/favourite character

and then give him one reasonable nerf

I play symmetra :^)

I've never seen these stars. Where is it ? Is it a difficulty index ?

You can describe all tank heroes like that t b h

Post Em
This is missing a few I have, but I think it's just sprays and the achievements, haven't bothered to look too hard

>3 star hedo
3 star hedonists are the worst.

>lucio is 2 star
>easiest hero in the game

Who cares about that holy shit

>play non meta hero
>teammates accuse me of trolling and throwing the game
>they switch to non meta heroes and throw themselves off a cliff for the rest of the game, throwing it themselves.
What kind of autistic logic is this?