/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
i.imgur.com/9s0lcBb.jpg
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
i.imgur.com/1p5TP1w.jpg
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/814097361324691456
vocaroo.com/i/s0UtX0fGUaSW
vocaroo.com/i/s1qiRweiHmav
vocaroo.com/i/s0Nz4mFmluVI
discord.gg/4XJyHZN
steamcommunity.com/groups/missharvey
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>be lousy eagle
>lose every match
>decide to try out wallhack since i have 2 alt accounts
>realize most people use it as well
fuck this game

non harveyfag thread

what rank are you alts?

Anyone know how long the razer RMA process takes?

The shipment says delivered but they've had it for two days now

oh cool the first new thread got deleted again

does the janitor have a granny fetish or something

>posting in a non-white made thread

no thanks, see you in 5 days guys

Are you guys new or something?

ded game ded general ded esport ded anime posters ded harveyfag ded gamblers ded everything

doesn't make him any more white

twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/814097361324691456

im actually half white tho?

what did he mean by this?

delet this

>tfw no more (you)s

:(

Why do you still play this game?

can't be January soon enough lads

>ESEA Season 23 Global Challenge
>WESG 2016 World Finals
>Dreamhack Leipzig
>ELEAGUE Major

not anymore

why was the other thread deleted?

If I'm so lonely to the point where I'm considering going for a gay relationship, was I originally gay or was it a product of my loneliness?

Got sick of using 0.75 ingame sens and 800dpi yesterday, gone to 1.25 and I can't hit shit. How long does getting used to a new sensitivity take? I've been using 0.75 since like early 2014.

product

Use 1.1 or 1 sens, why'd you jump to 1.25?

I initially went to 1.5 because doubling it seemed logical, dunno how brains work with learning this sort of shit but I figured learning double would be easier than learning some arbitrary increase. 1.5 was too high so I backed it down to 1.25, can track heads at silly long range 95% as good as I can at 0.75 so I figure its just learning spray control and learning to not panic.

Why are there random harvey pics in the op?

Why wouldn't there be?

Are you new

>bottom fragging with 10 assists

feels fucking bad man.

No, im just confused for how long was that in there

I use 1200 at 1.33
Feels good man. People get mad when I do 360 shots.

Do you like your voice?

I was bottom fragging (by 7 kills from the top) with 10 assists, my team was quiet about it, but they were ignoring me, despite all the smokes and pushes I secured them. Eventually on the last round of the half they were all killed by one dude, and I finally bought an awp instead of scouting the whole time, and were telling me to kill myself instead of letting the guy get an ace. Told them to shut the fuck up and that they were trash.
I ended up getting killed seconds after talking shit back to them, and losing the round of the half.

Made up for it by going 40 and 23 and an additional 6 MVP stars when we switched, while the rest of my team were negative. I was so toxic to them on the final couple of rounds, telling the guys that gave me shit to fucking do some work.

Holy shit I literally cannot do a girl voice impression.
My voice is literally too deep

vocaroo.com/i/s0UtX0fGUaSW

vocaroo.com/i/s1qiRweiHmav

vocaroo.com/i/s0Nz4mFmluVI

whos this

The strayan. I have a good James Earl Jones impression too.

I thought it was the long lost dutchman for a second

Why is awping in CO so damn easy? Is it because in pubs I'm playing vs shitters, and they're too easy to hit, or because it was just babymode in source? You also move so fast with it, as if it s a scout.

Ez mode hitboxes

Ah. I'm pretty new to csgog, so I have no clue who that might be

discord faggotry

that explains it

discord.gg/4XJyHZN

i can explain

please do

I came
Can someone explain?

please do

What do you guys talk about?

various topics

What if my mum doesn't like me chatting to strangers on the internet

we are a christian community, I bet she wouldn't mind

If you say so m8

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2017 can't come soon eough

I want to see NaVi vs VP, so pashabibeps can get raped by simpleton.

162.248.94.119:27015

just put up a new 5v5 classic offensive server, hosted in seattle

map list:
de_cache_ve
de_contra_b3
de_dust2_csco
de_inferno_csco
de_mill_ce
de_mirage_ce
de_nuke_ve
de_russka_b2
de_season_rc1
de_toscan
de_train_ve

neck yourself my man

400dpi vs 800dpi?

400dpi = hltv
800dpi = reddit
1600dpi = magog

But at 400dpi my sens = 1.776

thats 0.444 with 1600

but muh freedom

oh

880edpi (our guys tarik and mixwell's edpi)

>/csgog/

yuro nova master looking for friends

i'll take you to the candy shop
i'll let you lick the lollipop

sugoi~

le
lem

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Do we have a magog steam group?

steamcommunity.com/groups/missharvey

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CSCO IS LIT AF

blessed

kys harveyfag

>keep getting spray drops instead of guns
>can't use these sprays for trade up contract

THANKS A LOT YOU CUNTS WHAT A GREAT ADDITION TO THE GAME FUCK YOURSELVES

>That comfy feel when you die on ESEA and talk shit with your teammates as the round goes on

Device is cute! CUTE!

Why do I have such poor framerate in classic offensive?

which one am i get?

Smithzz, Mixwell, Tarik, Shroud, Steel or Elliot Rodger?

stewie

cmon

If I join the lobby of people nearby, my team is almost always incredibly good, nice, and willing to organize.

If I just go straight into MM its usually shit.

Why is this?

European, btw.

>European

Is s1mple the most overrated player i CS:GO history?

just 2v1'd in a hvh lmao and won

apex shouldn't you be studying how to git gud

>lobby of people nearby
>i.e. people who actually care and try to get a good team
>vs.
>MM randoms who jump straight into the game

>tfw no one is streaming

Dev1ce and frozen are up

what happened to get right

agreed! but stewie is cuter

he is getting old dude

wake up guys.

2 retards tried to toggle when we were at our 14th round, sad!

What are some good minor streamers?