Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.
Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.
"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps "Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman " The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots
Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung. "Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels "Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight "I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest
Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront. "Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level "Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings "Mmmph!" - Pyro
So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?
Ian Taylor
not getting those dots fuccboi
Eli Jones
I play attack defense maps on casual
Carson Bailey
>spins up minigun >shreds her arm
fucking dumb females lmao this is why women dont belong in videogames
Robert Allen
163927205 (.........)
Elijah Morgan
well pony shill in her infinite wisdom gave us all a festiviser last year as an update, i had to use it on something
Jaxon Hall
i build mini-sentries on a health kits AMA
William Cox
It's craftan time lads.
Owen Davis
This shit is actually good. I'm keepin' it.
Next craft coming up.
Lucas Garcia
By the way, this is all possible because of one /tf2g/ member's generosity.
Thanks m8.
Cooper Smith
Meh I don't know how to feel about *le funny pyro eyes*
Mason Fisher
i just crafted the bird
Ian Miller
Sold 'em for a few ref to make more hats.
Next crafts coming after dinner. Stay frosty lads.
Camden Phillips
shit , picture
Kevin Gomez
id have worked em into this loadout for the maximum amount of eyes
thanks
Gavin Myers
to all those that want (You) back, put this in your custom CSS
strange, the thread is less active than it usually is during these times on a normal week i guess a decent amount of /tf2g/s are out on vacation then?
Joshua Lopez
>the only people left are hat fags
KEK
Ayden Gutierrez
tf2 is a dead game
Michael Diaz
I'm here and I'm playing tf2 right now.
Killing people with fish is fun.
Jayden Bennett
this hasn't been repeated for years saying it over and over again doesn't make it any more true
William Nguyen
post your tryhard face
Ian Miller
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Colton Watson
>Painting your Bill's TS or any other oversaturated color
Blake Sanders
got it that way, without extra pay
Parker Sanders
Steel is the most unfun map and the last point being open right at the start is retarded
Mason Cox
I find it fun
Ian Torres
When you learn the map steel is awesome
Kevin Walker
What the fuck is a vacation for NEETs?
Adam Sanders
It's no use if half the team also has no idea where to go
Hudson Gonzalez
i learned steel ages ago and it is still as unfun as it was before i learned it especially if youre attack and your team is retarded
Lincoln Morris
How do I work my way up to high level trading? Like where do I start, I'm not going to start from nothing and I am willing to invest a decent sum of money into getting started.
Henry White
MMMM, DELICIOUS. HAHAHA!
Eli Lopez
>want to love this game >they removed the most fun part of it and replaced it with a poor attempt at a modern moba que >they try and fix it >they killed community servers >they kill skins and fixes for broken models >they got shafted by blizzard for buying out their major players >i still love this game >shit updates nonstop since the damn ducks >i still love this game >"there's going to be a huge update guys, they got all the voice actors together for it and everything" >smissmass is a wet noodle >i just want to love this game
Kevin Sanders
iktf
Levi Sanders
If would agree if the community played the actual maps and not custom garbage or dustbowl 24/7
Leo Brown
When that enemy engineer keeps moving his lv 3 into your entire team and NO ONE SHOOTS IT and youre stuck in a class that cant
so you have to slowly watch this stupid fuckers lv 3 build in front of 10 people and the point and then it kills everyone next to the engis afk corpse. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ethan Ortiz
>valve pubs were the most fun part of TF2
Adrian Edwards
Meh I still like killing people in this game and , I think you like the idea of tf2 more than tf2 and just want to complain
Jason Thomas
literally play anything but casual even valve comp is more fun
Liam Lewis
>tfw consider not maining Heavy anymore because I have been getting nothing but backstabbed and sniped for the last week >play one game of powerhouse >jump onto the last point alone, destroy a level two sentry, two engineers, a soldier, his medic and a huntsman sniper >cap the point the whole way on 31 hp, killing two scouts who come in afterwards to try and save it
Ah, that's why I main Heavy
Nicholas Nguyen
>i mean heavy because it's good at killing f2ps >i can't deal with players who actually have more than 10h in the game literal retard
Benjamin Walker
Neither of those sentences are in the post you quoted
Parker Martin
>"Hey, heres a fun experience I had in a pub which rekindled my faith in how much I enjoy the game and the class I play!" >"Wow fag why are you not playing comp 24/7 how dare you even consider reminding me that pubs exist you cumsock!"
Benjamin Hall
Pure autism
Jaxson Flores
What are hats that are in demand/popular? I'm looking to start unusual trading and I'm looking for what to start with.
Leo Jenkins
team captain
Easton Richardson
>mfw moba que
Adam Lee
I just came back from not playing in almost a year and I have to ask. Why does the Team Fortress Team keep shitting on every fun weapon? I literally don't understand why they fuck any weapon with a slightly interesting gimmick or use into an unusable downgrade from stock.
>Babyface Blaster let you do fucking laps around Nucleus as well as super far jumps giving people a reason to use something other than stock for a change >nerfed back to garbage shit-tier, getting splashed by a stray sticky takes all of the boost away
>Sodapoper gives scouts damage burst if they know when to whip it out and let loose the charge >change it so that it allows you 5 jumps instead >uh-oh! thats TOO fun gotta make it so the jump charge only builds when you do DAMAGE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE GUNS WHOLE SHTICK IS THAT MOMENT SHAKES THE SODA ATTACHED TO IT
>Shortstop is a literal downgrade in almost every conceivable way
>Pocket Pistol loses its +25 hp in exchange for a horrible hp on hit effect as well as the no fall damage ONLY working when your have the stupid thing out.
>Natascha and Brass Beast give damage reduction when reved up so that the weaker bullets/complete immobility are not as much of a crippling >nope, gotta nerf it so that the damage reduction only initiates when the Heavy is at sub 30% pretty much making it so that can only take maybe one more hit then he would of if he was using default
>Loch 'n Load is an even bigger downgrade now despite the fact that it always was a downgrade due to how it cant roll pills.
>Vaccinator lost its only perk because it cant block crits now
>Rocket Jumper and Sticky Jumper now look ugly as fuck and clip with the reload animations
>All those legitimately shit weapons like cowmangler are still the exact same, no reworks to make them good
also what the fuck happened to quick play?
Dominic Allen
So should I only look for Gen 1 effects on it?
Robert Walker
>Shortstop is a literal downgrade in almost every conceivable way
Landon Russell
Tell me what that four shot, pistol ammo leaching piece of shit has over stock.
Justin Young
but it is it sucks it doesnt even pair at all with the tging it came as a set
Bentley Kelly
>pistol ammo leaching They changed that Also range, shot speed, destroys sentries better than the pistol or stock, has an airblast now
The list goes on
Adam Stewart
>>All those legitimately shit weapons like cowmangler are still the exact same, no reworks to make them good the cow manglers reload speed is the same as stock now
learn to track baddie
it's a lot better with the pistol actually who needs life regen when you can just kill
Gavin Harris
>airblast The fuck? Why not just use Force of Nature? Why are they giving it something a better gun already has?
William Torres
have you not seen what happens when someone with autism gets onto a vaccinator?
it becomes the most broken weapon in the fucking game, changing resistances to the right defence 3 times a fucking second between attacks, which you can do when you change the binds instead of using R.
That shit needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground (or at least given a global cooldown on defence change to stop to ridicoulous benefit to scripters)
Jack Thompson
>The list goes on lmao the list stops there
>no burst >4 shots vs 6 >die to every 1v1 ever because of your pathetic damage >be only slightly mediocre at range
>who needs life regen it was the only option for scout to be a lone wolf and get health from other than medics and healthpacks, and they remove it
and you think thats justified?
Carter Russell
>the cow manglers reload speed is the same as stock now Still doesn't change the fact that a level 1 sentry will practically neuter the poor sap that decides to use it
>learn to track baddie lmao, why not just use stock then? You'll have two extra shots so you can do something besides killing spys and snipers from behind.
Owen Fisher
If you can track with it then its a straight upgrade
Robert Collins
nigger you dont need life regen to fucking lone wolf, just go back and get a medpack youre the fastest class in the game, just go get a fucking medpack
if you cant play a class without muh regen go back to crutchbox soldier
John Sanders
well if you were able to track you'd now that the shorstop absolutely destroys heavier classes like soldier or demoman
Easton Gomez
then thats your disagreement with a game mechanic every class has a self heal tool if you didnt notice, but removing scout's is alright because hes fast is ok
Jason Robinson
You can always use the mad milk you know
Juan Perry
and that is something that the stock scattergun already cant do? Like I said, its a literal downgrade from stock.
Levi Foster
>every class has a self heal tool if you didnt notice,
Bentley Fisher
which was supposed to be paired with the shortstop you know
Tyler Stewart
Reading these threads really tells me how clueless pubbers are. Thank God valve doesn't listen to any of you. Don't reply I probably pub more than you anyways
Christian Cruz
youre here arguing whether a gun is good or fun, you dont need crutchgen to have fun
also go on then, tell me what demos regen mechanic is, and heads and zatoichi dont count, thats not regen
Wyatt Wilson
You know the shortstop is FUN, right? You guys ever have FUN?
Kayden Anderson
>what are pyro, demo, sniper and spy
like i already said no it's not, you're just bad
Nicholas Gray
you have to use a set or youre not hAvInG fUn GuYs
Bentley Nguyen
>heavy will never have a fun minigun >he will always be stuck with fucking stock >engineer will never have diffirent buildables Fuck valve, honestly
Luke Ortiz
>zatoichi isnt health regen >the fact that it gives you 100 health for killing someone doesnt count at all
>what is airblast, zatoichi, camper, kunai
never even mentioned that in my post
Dylan Rogers
>he seriously thinks the shortstop is better than stock >yet he still cant describe how well, at least I know im talking with a retard
Charles Sanders
Shortstop is fun as fuck and we'll balanced. The shove is useless though. All of you are bent on making every weapon viable which would be hard as fuck for valve. We need to focus on fixing the broken weapons first.
Xavier Carter
Airblasting burning teammates, Cozy Camper, and Kunai.
Adrian Thompson
#IStandWithShortstop
Kevin Martinez
i had so much fun in the 20% spin up defence era, heavy could finally be tanky with a brass/nastacha, dhakloks, iron fists loadout
but of course CoD kiddie snipers complained they couldnt oneshot anymore, so it got nerfed just like the Darwin
Liam Morgan
fuck shortstop tbh
Oliver Jackson
If you have perfect aim it's theoretically better than stock. You can do 280 damage in less than two seconds from further than a meatshot. The way it reloads can fuck you over though.
Logan Green
thats heal on kill not regen you fucking retard
regen implies a slow trickle or hp, not a straight up heal
>not mentioned oh so your retard counter counter arguments dont count? were supposed to go back to the main article every time you realise shit is coursing out of your mouth?
Thomas Butler
>Finally get to use my strange Natasha without it feeling like a piece of shit >finally get to use dhakloks, munching on it 24/7 for extra HP, cucking pyros out of afterburn killing me Its killing me inside knowing that I'll never be able to enjoy that time again
Jonathan Young
>he gets this buttblasted by an anonymous opinion about a weapon in a videogame
Xavier Howard
all of these a arguably even shittier that the madmilk
you said it was a literal downgrade and i said it's not
David Scott
Thats just silly, I guess its good to know if you want to be an aimbotting scout though.
Chase Torres
>diffirent buildables instead of teleporters you can build speed boost pads
instead of a sentry gun you can build a stationary gun that anyone can fire
instead of a dispenser you can build a respawn chamber
Nathan Green
Exactly, I was watching b4nny use it and he couldn't be effective with it. Have you ever run into a hacker with Shortstop? I've seen quite few.
Jayden Powell
>shitter engineers cant fucking hit anything even with aim assisted wranglers >implying letting others would be more useful
Dominic Walker
Shove is there to treat DR-Spy and bait him onto drop disguise infront of Sentry.
It's not about CoD kiddies imo. That 20% damage resistance was making all other Sniper rifles but Machina obsolete.
As a strawman, I wouldn't say it's better but tighter spread makes it good enough.
wtf am I reading... Here's a (You).
Nathaniel Jackson
>small short-range tesla-coil like building that can target multiple enemies behind walls >different buildings that give a bonus around an area like damage boost/heal on hit/speed boost to allies >launch pads that launch you forward when you jump on them
the possibilities are endless
Levi Scott
these have all been tested by valve before when it was in beta way back when, when it was trying to be a quake/old call of duty style teamgame. They removed spawners and autoheal buildings cause they made engi an afk class, the mounted gun thats commonplace in army style warfare was gone when they went 1950's town architecture. It all makes sense balance wise, like why they removed grenades, If you think soldier poke is bad now imagine every class having a spammable grenade
Caleb Howard
Most hackers like to be Heavy but I have no idea why.
Jeremiah Roberts
with hacked in crits and aim spread remover you have 500 dps long range sniper laser beams
Carson Thomas
do you have a link to this information? I like this behind the scenes stuff.