/owg/ - overwatch

Fix your YouTube link!!!!!!!!!

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Tracer!

Where the fug are her tattoos

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FIX YOUR OPS YOU INCOMPETENT BAFOONS!

I've never felt more for a character in anything than I did for Winston when he thought no one was going to show up for his Christmas party because it turns out Tracer was too busy having sex to get there on time.

As I said, I never thought Pharmercy would ever become canon nor do I want it to be. The backlash from doing so would not be worth it. I like it just fine they way it is. Cute. Besides, this is a shooter not a visual novel.

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Everybody shut the fuck up, this is important
strawpoll.me/11975783
strawpoll.me/11975783
strawpoll.me/11975783

>tier 2 ana
>torbjorn tier 6

END YOUR LIFE

>No option for unranked

Terrible poll.

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How do widow's feet taste like?

post names

>tracer
>dating a filthy souless ginger

mfw no boners from this ship

>other team has a widow on fire
>our pharah refuses to change and keeps dying
>we lose
>the pharah is the first to talk shit about the team

Pharah players are right up there with Genji retards.

Trips has the right of it. Not every character is going to get paired off in this game. MOST of them probably won't, because this is an FPS, not a slice-of-life comedy romp.

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>born a mutant gorilla
>only had one person that cared about him (professor Winston)
>his kind kills his only friend and mentor during their literal chimpout
>stays optimistic and believes in kindness anyway
>finds a new family with new friends
>becomes a hero, defeats Doomfist himself
>friends start infighting, family is broken, he is alone at some lonely watchpoint in the middle of Gibraltar with just a computer for company
>has his best friend Tracer on his mind, draws pictures of her and thinks about her, the only person who stayed close to him
>she is so busy shagging her girlfriend she almost leaves Winston alone for the holidays
>her girlfriend takes Winston's present for herself

Being Winston is suffering. Is he /ourguy/ ?

>Mercy tier 3

Delusional Mercyfag

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>she is so busy shagging her girlfriend she almost leaves Winston alone for the holidays
>her girlfriend takes Winston's present for herself

did this really happen in the comics? i don't read them...
that's pretty shitty

More.

how does lucios dick work

>Symmetra is a better offense hero than Sombra

>TFW I want Amelie to bully Emily in the story
>TFW I want her to almost kill her
>TFW I want her to be unable to do it and get Gerard flashbacks
>TFW I want her to end up in a polyamorous relationship with her and Tracer

Winston going nuclear when.

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>mystery heroes
>roll genji 4 times in a row
>lose

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The scarf was supposed to be for Winston?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-

Don't forget that no one wants to play him because of his 'no aim no brain' weapon and Harambe memes.

blizzard pls buff/fix my wife.

What is it with western artists and making their women look like men?

Look at Widowmaker in this. She looks like fucking Tim Curry in Rocky Horror.

the scarf wasn't for winston you idiots

the scarf was for tracer's girlfriend

Well he still has Athena

Hana is taller than Tracer ingame, get your measurements right

Sombra is Op. You just need to git gud.

Sombra is objectively shit

But she's my wife

>try competitive for the first time since my friend bought me the game last week
>win first placement match easily enough
>lose the second one
>win 2 rounds in the most recent match until it starts to unravel and the enemy team starts to push our shit in
>one guy refuses to switch from Torb and just keeps saying "I have 3 gold metals" even though we haven't been able to even take a point the last 2 rounds, let alone hold one
>the rest of the tiebreaker round is just our team bickering at eachother in text chat
>shutout, DEFEAT
>Torb says "lol kill yourselves retards"

Really glad I decided to give it a try.

Do you think Hana likes to make fun of manlets??

No it wasn't. Read the comic. Tracer tried to stop her from opening the package, but since she already did, Tracer didn't want to stop her and say it was for Winston. If it was for Emily, Tracer would ahev given it to her from the get go.

You have good taste

My placements started bad and got progressively better, and I got dumped in gold because I main supports, I can't imagine what bronze is like

We get it, you're fucking MLG Pro at fucking damage Zenyatta but YOU:"RE A FUCKING HEALER AS WELL ACT LIKE IT

Is anyone having much less fun since the past few patches? I feel fucking annoyed as shit in most of my games now, the balancing feels so fucking wrong.

>tfw love Ana and really good with her
>always lose when I decide to play her because my entire team goes all offense heroes on defend
>43% win rate

>Zenyatta is a healer

>Tracer tried to stop her from opening the package
Because it was her gift.

Are you literally autistic?

Tracer was trying to buy a gift for Emily. She failed, because every store was closed. Then a little girl and her family gave HER a gift as a way of saying thanks for what she does. The gift was for HER and not Emily, but it turned out to be the exact scarf she was trying to buy and everything worked out right.

You are a mong. I hate you.

Her entire country is manlets

Post skins that you like more than any of the legendary variants. I'll start.

>Do you think Hana likes to make fun of manlets??
I have big plans for you.
She's leaned to keep her mouth shut on such things.

I am actually ridiculously fucking good with Soldier like holy shit

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wow you're good at hitscan mcshootman with a sprint and a heal? how? how are you so good at this nuanced complex hero?

I'm sure your bronze teammates are thankful for your silver skillz.

Torbjorn already has a loving wife, nevermind that he would rape any lady

Delete this

>all he has is his AI waifu
Winston deserves better.

People who think Winston is an easy character to play need to watch Miro. A bad Winston is one of the worst things you can have on your team because of how hard he feeds enemy ults. Too bad people think he can just w+m1 and achieve something.

If it was her gift she would have opened it. If it was Emily's gift she would have given it to her. It was for Winston. Stop trying to excuse her shittyness.

Tracer wasn't sure what was in the gift she was given by the girl, which is why she didn't want Emily opening it. It turned out by christmas magic to be the same scarf she wanted to buy Emily.

That is all there is to it. It wasn't Winston's, and Tracer wasn't keeping it for herself you selfish anime fuck she just didn't want to risk it being something Emily wouldn't like.

>Play Tracer
>Get crippling anxiety

There is no real down time for this bitch since you always need to be on the move while on the brink of death trying to kill the enemy.

>It wasn't Winston's
YES THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY

>If it was her gift she would have opened it.
she just fuckin got home

Dont forget to bully Pharah players until they switch

If you're a fast thinker you won't be anxious while playing her

lol

man Symmetra is fun as fuck to play as now, from 0 to hero in one update

I assume that's a literal translation from gook because that's some cringeworthy shit on the last panel

Being Amelie is suffering.

Our doctor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your nurse

Get used to it, m8. You're not playing Tracer right if you don't end up feeling like a jittery mess afterwards.

>man now I can just W+M1 as Symmetra I can finally kill people with her!

go back to your dead general and take that dead character from a dead game with you. thanks.

that too, but being actually useful with shield generator and the throwable shield thing is fun

>perfect
little to no ass
let's be honest if it wasn't for the pose controversy nobody would have given Tracer's ass a second look

Shield generator did make her pretty useful it's true

Symmetra is boring as fuck and is some basic bitch bullshit

>spot the genji main

I'm not a Genji main, but at least when a Genji kills me it's usually because I got outplayed and not because I got within 5 feet of him.

Trash event this time around
Barely anything worth getting

WHEN IS THE EVENT SUPPOSEDLY SUPPOSED TO END

it's the first thing you see when you launch battlenet you fuck

You can't improve on perfection

Except nu-sym takes zero skill to use
Fucking Mercy is more exciting to play as

>tfw decide to jump into s3 placements after not touching the game since mid s2
>get utterly destroyed first game
>tilt
>procceed to lose 8 other games and get carried in the last

:^)

You can.

Is this general Waifu-friendly ?

>Lucio jumping and riding around the payload like a fucking monkey
>nobody can hit him
>buys enough time for their team to respawn and we lose

I'm picking 76 the second I see that cunt, I don't care if I'm on tank/heal duty.

depends. do you have good taste?

of course not.