You're driving through an undercover carpark and these alphas laugh at you as you drive past

Ignore them, keep driving, try not to get T-boned by someone on their phone

"Congratulations, you played yourself and still lost"

Tell them to poo in a loo

Put on the gayest music I can find, turn my shitty stereo up to max, and mime a blowjob while making direct eye contact as I roll past.
Watch them squirm uncomfortably.

>stop Challenger in front of them
>brakestand until they die of rubber inhalation and ruptured ear drums

Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.

Offer them bro jobs of course. Choo Choo! Bro jobs!

pic related

Ignore them and their poo out of the loo smell.

Wonder if I've been caught in some sort of time loops because I keep driving past these faggots in the exact same pose like every other day.

SORRY
>brap brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr brap
I CAN'T
>brrrrrr brrap brap brrrrr
HEAR
>brrrrrrr BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAA PSCHEW
YOU

To be honest I don't think I can imagine a fedora driving a Caddy like that.

Maybe a high test black guy but no fedora.

Keep driving, so they can be alone & get their gay on with each other.

>Select D for maximum respect

Demanding respect for driving automatic is the same as showing of how good you can jerk yourself off.

Stayed through the summer, eh?

I can jerk myself off in ways that would make your jaw drop boy.

Ask if they want a threesome

Post pics

its a fucking meme you dip

Miata fag detected

Pull up in my actually good car.

More like a leased tC, I bet that's Inu

Take a picture with them ^_^

>implying

They wouldnt even see the car through the vapecloud.

The same car with a body kit and ricer wing?

oh what a perfect thread

yeah this actually happened to me

>finally nice enough outside to wash car
>take my honda fit to the local car wash for a clean and vaccum
>all shiny. looks real nice
>happily vacuuming my grocery getter while some jackoff parks near me
>acura some shit. looks all sporty
>he looks me in the eye and revs his engine a few times
>i continue vaccumming loling a little
>he steps outside. like. half a foot shorter than me
>wont make eye contact with me outside of his car
>i continue vaccuming
>his 6/10 skinny bitch hops in the driver seat
>you know. those over tanned super slim bimbos that look like theyre 12
>she revs the car a little
>im just about done vacumming my lovely lawnmower
>hop in and look at him one more time
>he looks super salty. revs his car some more
>i drive off going 0-30 in like 10 seconds

is it alpha to be constantly trying to impress people? i must be beta as fuck

It's insecurity breh, Toyota 86 fuccbois are notorious for it. It's extremely satisfying to own a faster car than them. Pic related happened a few days ago

I do zero to 60 in less than 7 seconds and drive away

You can't hear them over the sounds of your Apex seals needing replacing?

Race them and win.