Best disaster shitbox

Post shitboxes you would drive if a disaster happend.
RULE: Post why you would and why not.
Me: This piece of gets far with a gallon (56) but it will crumble in offroad.

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Subaru GL/Loyale battle wagon

>disaster
>prius

have fun finding all the electricity to charge it.

also have fun finding fitting batteries if the one in it has a problem.

Most expensive shitbox ever, but there's no doubt it would be fun af to thrash around in one in the event of a disaster.

LC/LX

All upsides.

No downsides.

What happens when all of the electrics start failing?
Get an 80 series.

All of you are plebs.

>all these faggots with modern cars ITT, stranded

Meanwhile I drive by, running on burning wood

(OP)
>disaster
>wants a realistic answer

All it needs is grass, water, antibiotics and a good rider.

>good rider.
if you're not a good rider, just let the horse take over the wheel

I'll take "Things that don't happen to Toyota products ever" for $200 Alex.

>Not expecting electronics problems in a flagship luxury vehicle
wew lad

How about... this?

Maybe all the infotainment shit might eventually die, but it will never stop running.

Or maybe this?

>You must be 18 years of age or older post on this website

'Yotas don't break.

When society falls down there will be no one left to build the roads, so I'd pick something with a lot of clearance. It also has to have a carburetor, because electronic injection will eventually die off. 4 cylinders should be enough to move a lightweight frame across a variety of terrain while also using not too much fuel like the V8's in Mad Max.

If guzzoline was plentiful, a baja truck would be even better.

Good for you, son.

Pelting yourself with pebbles definitely sounds like a good idea. Fenderless vehicles outside of professional closed circuit racing are literally a form over function meme.

It's not gonna last anyway. Might as well pick something nice.

>has to have a carburetor
That's just wrong.
Fuel injection isn't some delicate thing anymore, it's downright indestructible.
And you will want fuel injection so it can automatically correct for different grades of fuel.

If your answer is not a ZIL 4904, your answer is wrong.

>goes anywhere
>amphibious
>super comfy

Some old, reliable diesel station wagon

Gas is gonna end up going bad in a couple months

I FORGOT THE FUCKING PICTURE

> Everywhere
> Fixable with a hammer
> Runs on any flammable liquid
> Indestructible
> Off-road ability

Came here to post these two. Seeing as they are posted already, that made me happy. Thanks Veeky Forums

Seriously though, this looks super comfy to be rolling through dunes with. I envision it to be much like a pirate sailing his ship through dangerous lands with not a care. Walking around on it as it crawls over shit like it wasn't even there.

Or you buy something with an engine so archaic that the grade of fuel doesn't matter.

Pros
>Proven to work in a post-apocalyptic wasteland (Australia)
>Easy to fix.
>Attracts Females
Cons
>Limited crash protection

>post-apocalyptic survival-machine
>not choosing the superior v8 Interceptor
>2017
>shiggy diggy

anything newer than 1990 is not a valid answer

>electrics cant go wrong because there arent any
>indestructible puch-engine
>amazing offroader
Only thing that worries me is the insane fuel consumption.

>Muhh horses and V`s
Lets add a rule.
You will need to stay in this car (eat sleep drive a bit)

I would turn the back seats into a bed and make a small kitchen in the trunk.
I could use the battery to power electronics and the ac for a while (idling it will recharge it).

It's indestructible until the ECU dies in an EMP blast or the lambda sensor goes bad

They can only be found in 'Straya

Install a biodigestor and power it with gases extracted from pig shit. It will only take a little gasoline to get it started, then it will run off pig farts.

>until the ECU dies in a emp blast.
I dont think thats a problem when your car is on fire user.
I heard there was something called ehhh electric circuits right in the fucking tank.

You should use some coke to remove the rust of it

A deuce is the best choice. literally runs on any fuel as long as its flammable. can ford rivers and shit. most of them come with winches already. EMP proof. can run over small cars if its jacked up with big tires. only downside is speed

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No, there's just a buoy in there and the atmosphere is too rich for it to catch fire even if there's an electric arc going on inside it

>anything flammable
Put cologne or hard drinks in it in it and watch it suffer.

Every other day a news article comes up telling how a farmer converted a truck or a tractor to run on methane from fermented shit

This if the parts weren't impossible to find in the U.S

but it will run. just not long

Its funny because do you know how much energy is put into making "green gas".
The only green gas will come from trash.

Thats true but what if your tank is half full?

Gasoline vapor

Or sewage, but you can't eat that, can you? Pig-methane is the way to go in the event of an apocalypse.

Dirty truth but avoiding livestock is maybe the best option in a future disaster Cough Cough WW3 Cough

>emp
Does not exist.

Even if it did, ecus are in an aluminum box.

O RLY
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This COULD happen AGAIN.

they're so fucking confident about it that's what gets me every time lol

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Oh no any exposed electronic boards will possibly be fucked.
Good thing everything ever has to be shielded to even be imported and sold in the USA.

>Its funny because do you know how much energy is put into making "green gas".

> Grow crop
> Harvest crop
> Dump in silo until it ferments
> Take from silo, put into anaerobic digester
> Wait
> Biodiesel comes out, along with sludge you can spread on fields as fertiliser

Not a lot different from how oil is made, it just bypasses heat and pressure with direct action by bacteria.

>it's like the the ferrari and toyota prius had a child.

>he thinks these photoshops mean diddly