i'll tell you a secret that ive never told anyone and i wont tell you who i am on this board
but a long time ago when i was like 13 i was playing warcraft 3 and that pat where illidan says to tyrande, "Whatever I may be, whatever I may become in this world, know that I will always look out for you Tyrande."
it was so fucking romantic my eyes watered instantly, and i replayed that whole mission just to watch that scene again, and it made me really horny hearing it
so i screenshotted it and printed it out along with some art of illidan and hid them in my room and masturbate to them 2-3 times a week
eventually i got unsatisfied with just the one picture and started printing more and more until i had this whole canvas bag filled with them, like 70 pictures of illidan hidden under my bed
when i got my own computer i eventually started to collect pictures of illy and destroyed the ones i had under my bed and started doing it with other characters in other games
they are all in a hidden folder in one of my other hard drives
but my illidan folder still reigns supreme
later i upgraded my fantasies when i finally ran black temple during wrath, when i saw illidan had all of those women around to please him, i wanted to be one of them so i could hold him and try to comfort him in his pain and lonliness
i know he would never love me the way id love him, but id sacrifice all of myself to try to heal his heart, to help him let go of his pain and tears and finally feel warmth inside once again
>Not playing 1 tank, 2 dps and 2 disc priest femdoms
>Disc priest sisters make their subjects beg for heals and dps as they please
Henry Fisher
>At least I'm a girl trannies don't count. >dungeons >relevant
Dylan Torres
story time user
>add user from chans to play with >who knows maybe i can make a friend >theyre cool >talk with their friend or whatever in the party >theyre cool too >cool.pug >discuss mogs and weird other boards >shits chill af, i miss wow being more social >okay, times up, found enough people for the mythic dungo >we start and things get rough quick >trash is hard >we die a lot >i suck and die a lot to fire, mythic dont fuck around >im way more tired than i thought i was >tank (the user i added) pulls a mob the wrong way or something, i dont really care >but we die maybe 6 times to this same mistake >i look at the clock and at this rate its gonna be a while >fuck im tired, i told myself one more >a few hours ago i shouldve been in bed >mob is wrecking group and getting healed or something >request some target markers >tank instead kites mobs to entrance/spawn >decide to apologize to group >express that i dont have a lot of gold >(trying to learn how to pay for the game each month with gold and i dont have a lot of $$ irl) >leave to try to avoid aggro from same pull mistake >doesnt work, die two more times cause i release too fast and mobs are on spawn/entrance >whisper them sorry, feel bad for bailing >OP image happens
how can i sleep at night now, user?????
Eli Taylor
What the fuck is even curve. Why am I required something that is not even part of the game, even more than the fucking subscribe payment to play? This shit should go, as well as all addons that are not cosmetic.
Mason Adams
>raiding >relevant what world are you living in champ
Josiah Perez
actually I'm the only not-tranny girl in my guild. feelsgoodman
Jackson Cruz
typo, I meant "seen ilvl: 890" or w/e
Ethan Evans
>tfw can't pick a main class still
Oliver Allen
>allegedly
Adrian Reyes
i can guarantee that your guild hates you
Joshua Perry
Ahead of the Curve, it's an achievement you get for killing Heroic Xavius before Nighthold
Grayson Morales
But I posted it first, you can't prove that you have any copyright over it. You didn't even spell it correct. So shut up.
Samuel Nelson
please dont post pictures from my armory profile ok?
Caleb Hill
>a guild full of hot trannies what kind of fucking anime are you living in and how do i join
>making friends from here why would you think that'd be a good idea in the slightest?...
Blake Robinson
Yeah but I'm the top healer and they wouldn't kill bosses without me.
Not even sure how I ended up in this fucking weeb ass guild anymore.
Christian Anderson
>hanging out in dalaran >whip out selfie camera >night elf and draenei get naked and pose behind me all you alliance are sluts and I love you
Xavier Anderson
1.Do you not mind being a clothie or would you rather not be so vulnerable? 2.Do you want to do healing, tanking, damage, or have a combination of options available? 3.What 'class fantasy', lore, and aesthetic appeals to you most? 4.What style of gameplay do you enjoy? Fast paced? Tactical build-ups? Managing a lot of things at once? Something else? Think about those and select a class that fits. Watch some videos of the classes that you like the most.
Aiden Jackson
I like mage but there's so many of them and I'm bad at DPS. Priest is alright but I hate solo priest and the order hall and artifacts aren't fun at all
Alexander Campbell
which nude mod is that?
Connor Hall
>having nude mods installed jesus christ just go have a wank or something. what do you even do, go ERP in goldshire? occasionally sneak your female character behind a tree and take off your armor? c'mon, i'm not a puritan, i like tits as much as the next guy, but nude mods in wow is scraping the barrel
Easton Robinson
>New raid leader is a girl >Asks me what I'm doing >Too anxious to reply, do nothing on vent or in game >Hear someone say I disconnected (I didn't) >Hold my breath and quietly reach for my internet wire to pull it out
Caleb Edwards
I like paladin class fantasy the most. I'd like to wear cloth, or at least leather. I like to play a dps class that dives into enemies first and can take damage while do a lot of damage as well. Also, kind of assasination sometimes. Now which class is best for me?
Blake Sanchez
>male playing female toon
Cameron Price
1. Being not as vulnerable 2. Combination of options 3. Paladin 4. Fast paced
I'm torn between a fury warrior and a Paladin, I just don't think I'll like retribution. Currently a (fire mage)
Fire mage (what I am currently) is a pretty easy mage spec, with only one little trick to it's rotation.
Tyler Wilson
>"toon" >"dung" stop
Hunter Fisher
Lunyra's skins, Allynsia's model edits
i play a male character 100% of the time, trufacts
don't worry about it bro
Jordan Mitchell
Don't ask how.
It just happened.
Ayden Rodriguez
Price check? The highest ilvl BoE in my realm is 870
Ryan Powell
>not having both male and female characters gay
Joseph Reyes
>rng is random woaah
Nolan Anderson
that has nothing to do with how autistic you are
Juan Campbell
fr*ck off, nude mods are a-okay in my book
Gavin Nguyen
good, you learned your lesson. Adding anyone from Veeky Forums is a bad idea. Also >she ignored you you dodged a bullet because you were about to befriend a tranny.
Cameron Jones
Is there a good place to find random RP? (I'm on AD EU) >inb4 goldshire >inb4 silvermoon >inb4 pig and whistle
Carson Lewis
@163963690 >brewmaster >pawn
Julian Roberts
With this degree of lynrisposting today.. I have to wonder who is doing it Any ideas, dudes?
Luke Anderson
ok?
Mason Taylor
>i play a male character 100% of the time, trufacts then what is even the point do you jack off to the fact that you know all those female players you see are naked under their slutmogs?
Lincoln Diaz
thankfully no one's read your book or gives a shit what it says. you can swear on here you know... I won't tell mom....
Colton Morris
>standing around in top floor of silvermoon tavern >tab out of the game to post on four chins >tab back in >"Aren't you a lovely death knight! And well groomed, to boot!" >eyebrow raise.jpg >"s-sorry, im not IC right now, reading something very important" >"Oh? Whatcha reading?" >"im reading about uhmmm..." >quick gotta think of something >can't tell him im on Veeky Forums >mind races at 100000 parsecs a second >raisins, cars, toothbrushes, socks, caramel apples, salt and vinegar chips, alarm clocks, people who pee in bottles all come to mind immediately >none of those are good >"Did you fall asleep, user?" >"i'm reading about deodorant" >"Deodorant...?" >"y-yes, i love the smell of old spice, i could literally glop it into my nose and live forever" >"Okay...see ya." >beat my head with my hands >can't believe i just said that >what's wrong with me? >go back to org to mope >"It can't get much worse, I'll just go IC and go into the tavern..." >go in >two orcs on top floor >one is talking WAY MORE than the other >decide to sit next to them >wait for opportunity to emote >try to get in on the conversation >ignored >"th-they just didn't see me!" >try again >ignored again >literally fall off top floor to bottom floor >try to get a qt elf boy and a fuzzy tauren man to ic drink with me >both ignore me in favor of talking to each other >cry and run out of the tavern >go back to Veeky Forums
hepl
Wyatt Hernandez
With this degree of samefagposting today.. I have to wonder who is doing it Any ideas, dudes?
Anthony Stewart
>playing game >see a ton of people my class >immediate urge to switch classes
Feels bad
Tyler Morris
Nude mods are fun, what's your problem? You a mormon or something?
Justin Martin
gisco............
Charles Miller
You seem nice. Just join an RP guild or clique. I would RP with you.
Thomas Carter
samefag............
Robert Hill
Is this early lynris or new material? I can't tell
Chase Gutierrez
youre a (a)DH(d) aren't you
Hudson Peterson
not him, but in games where most of the male characters look retarded, I just play females instead. the only ones I like in this game are the orcs, nelfs, and tauren
Robert Adams
I would blame gisco like I do for everything else but this seems to be a comprehensive collection, either it's the original poster or somebody very obsessed like blueseranade
Anthony Mitchell
No. I have a priest and a mage. I like my mage but I quit playing every time I see how many mages there are
Michael Thompson
>busting your ass to get to ilvl 890 when your hard-earned items are about to be obsolete in a few weeks
Non-raider master race. While you slave away for weeks in a raid, I'm out having fun.