Are porsches gay? genuinely asking

Are porsches gay? genuinely asking

Caymans and Boxters are.

drive one, even a shitty boxster, 944, or if you can a 911, It'll change your mind.

Miata's and mopeds are fun to drive too, doesn't make them not gay.

t. benchracer whos never driven a cayman or boxster

What car do you drive? Let's see your not gay car?

Or are you the same faggot from the Miata thread that is a bus rider?

t. Can't afford a real Porsche

Boxsters are extremely gay especially the 996 years

all the front engined ones are lame as fuck but not gay since theyre so ugly

t. Can't afford a car.

hngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

If you think a car can be gay that means you have serious confidence issues with your sexuality and are probably gay.

No, but you might be

This is now a Porsche Picture thread

you have shit taste.

this.

if it looks gay then its gay Boxsters and Caymans look it

mate you sound like you are underage.

Post your car.

You just proved my point. A real man absolutely confident in his heterosexuality won't pay attention to the "gayness" of a car, because he's a real man and makes the car manly. You are insecure and should suck a few dicks it will be a revelation for you.

eh kind off, but who cares

wew

autsie spergalong is itt too

this is the most projection and fallacy laced post Ive seen in a while

good job

you cant make a faggy car look manly just like how you cant make your post look any less in the closet

cars don't have sexualities idiot

You can't make a chick car look hetero even if you're the manliest man around.

LMAO OP is this same faggot that made this thread

dude doesnt have a car so he makes threads hating on other cars.

Anyways Ill be spamming this thread with Porsches

made me think

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it's just you

and this guy

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Whatever helps you sleep at night. Just remember, when you tell everybody at work you drive a Boxter or Cayman, they're laughing with you not at you ;)

It's weird, 3 years of owning this car and I don't have the slightest urge to suck dick

This reads exactly like it was typed by a 16 year old with a 20 year old Civic who constantly goes nuclear and screams "HATERZ GTFO" when confronted on his retardation

you look like your a flamboyant guy named Blake who talks with a heavy lisp tho

Whatever. At least I don't need a bottom of the line "German Sports Car" to compensate.

are you dump or simple a retard?

tbqh, Porsche is a poser vehicle for people who can't afford a Ferrari or Lamborghini or McLaren etc.

Alright, I'll be that one faggot. How are the running costs on these?

This.

By that logic a Boogawtee Gayron should be the best car ever

Maybe about $1000-$1500 per year if you do all of the preventative maintenance and repairs yourself

Boxster
>Boxster
>>Boxster

Don't the give you a gucci handbag if you buy one?
The Boxster is the cute small porsche you buy your wifey if you don't want her to run over people in an old cayenne

>women
>driving a low slung 2 seater mid engine sports car
You're thinking of the Macan

are you dump or simple a retard?

Hahhaha LMFAO. This whole picture shouts "I REGRET BUYING THIS SHIT"

Fuck no. I see more men driving miata's than I do shitty Porsche's. They're definitely girlier than a Miata hands down. I usually only see 50+ year old guys driving Miata's, and Linda's driving Cayman's and Boxter's.

Yeah I regret it every day

Should have gotten a bus pass instead, at least that way I won't have to maintain the bus

Sure you do buddy, sure you do

the only people I see driving Boxsters are 50+ year old women

Ive yet to see a man drive one in person

You can't just assume one's gener from the bus window

IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR FOR FUCK'S SAKE

I dont care if you have a dick or not if you look like a girl Imma call you one and treat you like one until you correct me

theres only 2 genders, ones I will fuck and ones I will fuck after convincing myself to do it

>t. busrider
every real Porsche expert knows the Cayman platform is better than the 911 platform and it's only kept down because muh 911.

>are you dump or simple a retard?

So driving a Cruze makes me a Corvette expert? Camaro's are better than Corvette's because muh numbers? Did you read that in a Cayman brochure at the Porsche dealership while waiting for your bi-weekly servicing?

>wew

>autsie spergalong is itt too

still not posting car lmao

>defending a brand this much
Wow, a cocksucker

So you are a bus rider

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> le bus rider XDDD

Defending any brand is retarded.

The only retarded thing I've done is replying to your bait

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>300hp roadster 0-60 in 4 secs is gay

teslas and other reddit cars are gay. KYS

>thinking all the plebs rolling in their family Suburban/10-year old honda/rusted 1500 are going to laugh at a guy driving a Porsche.

not even clapped out 944's trigger this response.