Will you impress your date?

jee whiz

>>What car did your day again?

this bitch retarded or something?

Get in baby
*redline's angrily*

riveting tale chap

>*redline's angrily*
*car finally starts moving*

fuuuuck, how can i get a mid 80's kei car in america? import laws a shit.

>jealous burger gets cucked by ausfail.

>craigslist

Jesus christ, enjoy your aids.

yeah but at the end of the day you still a pussy ass nigga named cecil and that shit is gay as fuck bruh

like this bitch gonna be telling all her friends she fucked this nigga named cecil

well all the girls i dated liked my cars but the one i wanted the most went with the chad in a bmw

All chicks love old old pickups.

>2016 Fiesta ST

Doesn't impress anybody, but at least it's new

>Recaro seats

Girls love these though, since they fit perfectly for them

I don't think I could have taken a worse picture if I tried

uhh....about that

>ugh you drive this scratched up old Saturn?

I'll never get a girl anyway.

It's red so girls will at least like the color and it's only done 29k km so it doesn't fall apart. I won't impress her but i'll be fine

>used to own Prius before going to Veeky Forums
>girls didn't mind it but weren't impressed
>their parents loved it

that was an intentionally shit pic
how about this one user

I'd love to see that re-badged in America as an El Camino.

Tru

I hope you like Doom Metal.

>filename

>After they'd see me in person with how I socialize, when they hear my voice, and hop in my Vette then get fucked by my 7in cock for 2 hours because I'm so fucking deathgripped and fucking a scumbag, they think they've found their soulmate.
Nice fiction bro

>square body
>Big block with long tube headers
>Lifted on 35s
If she's not impressed there's hundreds of truck sluts that are wet from the mere thought of riding in it

nice

cool story, Carl.

>Roll up in my 25 year old econo shitbox
>Be a little sad that it doesn't blast clouds of oil smoke any more
>Roll past
>Go home and shitpost on Veeky Forums

Another successful Friday night!

I gotta take the bus, I don't drive my baby when there's salt all over the place, Idgaf.

*scruuumbluhbluhbluhbuhbluh*

Yep

>mfw convinced a lesbian to be straight again with my v6 challenger

Or I just get them to come to me.

I'd rather see them bring back the Barricuda, honestly.

I'll suck your dick to drive it and I'm not even gay.

She looks fat

I impress girls just for having an old Seat Ibiza here in Spain. That's because I live near a big city and here young people are retarded liberals that use public transport 24/7 because muh contamination. But the real reason of why youngster don't drive in Spain is because they are so retarded that can't get a driving license since it requires some actual skill here in Europe since we have real driving exams. Other reason is that we live in commieland and we need to pay lots of CO2 taxes for driving a car and young liberals that works in Starbucks or are unemployed after getting their feminist studies can't afford to have a car, even if it is a shitbox with less than 80 horsepower and almost no emissions. So here in Spain if you are young a drive a car girls get insta-wet.

Better act fast user you're almost out of battery

She wasn't bad. Alittle young though

>tattoo
gross
fuck outta here

I met my wife with a subaru outback, then a mazda5. Now I have a mazdaspeed3 and a Honda insight that we take road trips in.

>Moral of the story:
Your car doesn't matter. If it does, she shouldn't matter.

Oh fuck that got me guud :^)

Meant for this

are you calling me a normie?

>percentage divisible by no less than 10

Yeah sure

No I probably wont.

>what car is yours?
>I don't have a car. (lie)
>I'm on the orange bike
>Hand her helemt
>Slap that on
>She stares at me for a second
>turns around and goes inside
>Huh, guess ill try and find a qt hop on
>realize that I couldn't pull that off
>Go for a few hour ride to numb the sadness

Hey, can i bring my friend?

Actually, just forget the whole thing.

Sure it's one factor of many that girls are intentionally and unintentionally weighing when they evaluate you as a potential partner.

"Nice" car shows social status/prestige/financial stability, etc.
"Quirky" car shows uniqueness, certain character traits or hobbies she might enjoy, etc.
Big angry blacked out muscle car makes girls with daddy issues feel safe inside the hypermasculine loud mean scary box that can scare other ppl away, etc.

I went to private school in Las Vegas with kids who drove all kinds of exotics. Women care about prestige/status more than they admit, but it shouldnl't be the only factor, and you don't want a girl that judges you just based on those factors.

However in terms of real life dating, ppl are mostly limited to within their approx socioeconomic status, i.e. don't expect to find a dermatologist wife if you stock shelves at walmart.

Troy??

>posting the exact same thread again
>right down to the spelling error

>If you're down to meet, I'm game
Why are you trying to sound black?

This is the first and last time I'll ever be posting this:
wew lad

He's trying to sound like he doesn't give a fuck. Works everytime

Tinder and college is a thing

clearly you didn't go to college for anything that used maths or at least statistics

I was in school for marketing with a minor in economics.

Sounds pretty white to me

>"Is this like, from the 50's?"

is that taylor swift

It sure looks like her.

>tfw no tsgf to share a vinyl bench seat with

After 25 years old (1991 and older) you're golden. If you don't want to deal with the hassle then pony up some $$ and go through a service like International or Rivsu.

Try again user, most (but not all) chicks dig the fugg outta bikes, I think the fact that it was unannounced is what threw her off.

>why is it so loud
youtu.be/Ii-XHxtgRBQ

Charge your fucking phone.

This. It would sell like crazy

It is charging dumbass.

Not if they charge an absurd price for it like they did with the last iteration of the US Commodore, or only have a stick in the top trim level like the Pontiac G8.

>jordan
u cool m8. was about to make a joke about how you could just trade 5 camels for a chick, but nah.

hey thanks man

>the one with the v8 n 4x4!

prezo gettin laid t'nite

It doesn't count if it's your cousins

...

It's almost like you guys don't love taylor

How many guys have dumped their loads in Tay's vag?

Lots. Lots of black ones.

The tastefully lifted truck with kick ass stickers.
No road head though cause my suspensions stiffer than diamonds.

>trying to sound black

oh you're one of THOSE people.

Kill yourself.

She's pretty ugly. Why would you post this as if it was an achievement?

Ass is ass. Sometimes it's epic, sometimes you just have to fuck a fat chick

Indeed, but why post it here? She's not hot, so why would a person feel the need to brag about mashing her?

Because you're on 4 chan where people are grand wizards

Saturn's are based.

I think most people here are just lurkers and are as sexually active as any normie

I'd have to agree if we're just talking about Veeky Forums.
I fully contend this is the most normie board on Veeky Forums.

Not really related, but bitches love kawaii stickers. Found that fact out this week.

2013 Ford Flex - Daily
2001 BMW 750iL - Summer

Better luck with the Flex, but I use it to tow horses, so I suspect the horses are the luck, and not the vehicle. Women love my mustang.

daddy please

Isn't that cute, a V6.

>>What car did your day again?

Sorry, sudden case of the shits, gotta go.

Yes, until my ABC hydraulics blow
So no fatties