/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

>tfw no witcherbros here in tacoland

Why does Ciri make such naughty faces?

because she's a naughty girl, ask skjall

Are they adding nilfgaardian to gwent?

Literally my favorite deck in the game.

This, the Nilfgaardian deck is underrated.

When did this happen? Did i miss it?

Nah, it's made using Triss Companion mod. It's the kiss from the fountain scene, the mod allows you to play it out whenever you want.

Oh ok so she will just be on the sofa thingy for all eternity then lol

How do I fug Ciri?

yes. the already have a lot of the card sin the game files.

You have to refill Yen's juice jug in the beginning

B-but that was a dream...

She goes to sleep to Geralt's bed at night. I love returning home to drop some gear and shit and catching Triss sleeping in bed. I always let Geralt sleep a few hours next to her :3

Im leaving Veeky Forums

As bad as the combat system in TW1 was, i still LOVED the different stances and their concepts.
I wish they improved upon it instead of scrapping it.

The combat in TW2 was pretty good, a few flaws here and there.

In TW3, it's also alright with some flaws, the biggest of which is its simplicity. The game is simply too long for it to stay fresh, it becomes monotonous and tiresome after a while.

Am i alone in this?

>The Heliotrop Sign is a simple magical sign used by witchers. It is made by crossing one's wrists, and works as a buffer against physical and magical attacks. Geralt uses this sign in the short story "A Grain of Truth" when Vereena uses a sonic attack against him.

How does this sign differ from Quen then?

I thought signs were meant to be one-handed

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Apparently not all.
There's another sign we don't get to see in the games
>The Sign of Somne is a simple magical sign used by witchers. It is used to put the target to sleep, and may possibly also leave them open to some form of suggestion. An unidentified witcher who strongly resembles Geralt uses this sign in the novel Season of Storms to put Nimue to sleep after meeting her in a forest.

No mention of how its cast though

Which sign will make Ciri love me?

Igni to face

>talk to the Unseen
>Just a dude who wants to chill
>people saying he's soopar evul and is an asshole on the internet
Yeah, okay.

Next time you get home from work, I'll make sure to break into your house and pester the shit out of you with concerns about rice plants. Oh, rice plants dont matter to you? Well im just gonna annoy the shit out of you and ruin your day completely unprovoked and if you kick my ass or force me out you're an asshole because lol rice plant lives matter yo.

Hey /wtcg/,
I just bought the Witcher bundle for sale on Steam, DLCs and extras included for all three games. What I want to ask is if there's anything I should know/do before playing from the first installment up to Wild Hunt. Should I read the books? Is there some mod I should install or whatnot?

Is there a good place to grind at level 14? Can I do the White Orchard Chorts?

Is there some light armor that doesn't look gay as fuck? Cat armor looks like shit until you get mastercrafted and dye it black, but I'm much too low level for that now.

I like the Temerian Armor... but I'm just a newb...

Hey guys thanks for not reporting me in the last thread even though I posted Witcher porn somehow I'm not banned

>reporting
We aren't janitors.

Hey so I've been playing The Witcher 3 for about 15hrs now and I really love it. Should I eventually try to play Witcher 1 and 2 after? 1 looks really RPG heavy and I like it but it's an older game so I don't know, what do you guys think? Makes me feel guilty too that I should have played the other two before I started this one but the game is so good.

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hey guise

i posted here some days ago when i finished the base game

just wanted to convey everyone that i just finished the first DLC, and that other game developers should take notes from CDPR.

Also, i'd like to ask: why does this game gets compared to skyrim? I get skyrim gives you more "freedom" but The Witcher 3 has production and quality values no other games can even compete with.

It's been a great run and i regret not playing the first two games wich i bought three god damn years ago, after i finish Blood and wine im gonna chew up the first one.

also

xth for Gaunter is literally satan. Fucking loved that guy, fuck olgierd.

>tfw you hit baron with the double shroom after they demote it
feels good man

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> Enemy forfeits

Oh, maaaan. I wanted to see them all burn.

>Also, i'd like to ask: why does this game gets compared to skyrim?

No idea. I've seen people comparing it with Dark Souls too.

Each of them is focused in one aspect in particular. Skyrim in ''Exploration''/adventure, DS in combat and other mechanics, TW3 in story and characters.
Nothing to know.
Few mods for the first game.
Keep in mind is old and didn't age particularly well.
Still, gets much better over time.

:3

>playing villetrashtenmench
>the current week
what you doing nigga

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to be honest, she prefers girls

yen is ugly

ciri is cute

which one?

why has everyone such a hardon for the kaedweni sergeant?

Id go with alzur unless you play scoiatael only

>water costs 20 gold
>heals fuck all
>only get 3 swallow
>running low on alcohol
what do?

Niggah, it works. Is there to force people to make misplays.

For the demoting ability.
Is like the shackles but with a 6 points body
Yeah, this.

They are all pretty bad.
Jutta is bad, Malena is mediocre and she'll die as soon as she is played. Alzur's etcetc at least has some potential.

>play shackles
>get FREE double scorch on opponent
lmao

thanks. now which one?

How do I get rid of this flickering?

Also this pixelation when I'm behind foliage.

lambert if you want to play HUGE MONSTERS, dwarf otherwise

She prefers no one. She's pure you pervs

I'd go for the leader.
Unless you want the 3 witchers and already one or something.
Margarita is fun, but not effective at all.

Hey guys... I got a question... Can I go to Novigrad and Skellige and draw from places of power there so I can get more skill points? Will it affect my progress or spoil anything huge?

why do you want to break the game? chill and play the adventure

How are all these elves so fucking buff and able to wear that heavy armor all the time? Aren't they supposed to be physically weaker than humans?

you can play the game in any order

Idiots, she prefers GERALT

Ciri needs help then

Not really, they're physically superior. Avallac'h is a manlet by elf standards.

>Yen is ugly

Excuse me good sir, would you be so kind as to delete your post?

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are they high elves from completely different dimension from world elves?

dont get hit you shitter

i've 2 questions.

1. there was a dude who summoned 5 foglets in my last match. how the fuck?
2. why the fuck people keep elven mercenary and weather cards at the same deck? are they retarded?

nekker warrior to make additional faglets
literally nothing retarded with playing weather with mercs since you know what weathers you can get (unless you play like five different ones which would be fuckin stupid but you play aeromancy or hailstorm)

>page trissfu

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Daily reminder that you have mommy issues and you're subconsciously gay if you're attracted to Ciri or Triss

> play mad rad the bad, win

kys

Then I guess I'm gay as fuck and my mother better watch out for my dick because I'm very attracted to Triss and I think that Ciri is a cute :3

Trissfriend, you here bro?

Yup, as always :3

> wew

at least its not ranked

Could you make a naked Yennefer on a unicorn. Something close to pic related

is it good?

not since promote nerfs

Hello, Cirikeks!

so what dungeons and dragons universe does the witcher take place in?

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>Play BaW
>In the fantasy world
>Ride unicorns
>"Oh this reminds me of my childhood"
>Geralt: "It reminds me of something altogether different"
That quest got a lot of hearty chuckles out of me

They're the same race, but the Aen Elle live in a different world and have evolved to be more imposing over the years, I guess.

Is it super edgy to think Iorveth has the best character design in all the games?

I like it too, the color scheme is nice and he looks max comfy. The tattoo is a bit silly but I guess it symbolizes elven superiority or whatever so it's something he'd think looks cool.

Huh! You are a hero my friend

Avallac'h in the books is actually as tall as Eredin, CDPR was too lazy to make special camera scenes for him so they made him a manlet though it can be explained that Yennefer screwed up his actual height in the Uma transformation.

They are the same race, but the Aen Elle were heavy into genealogy so they had greater physical attributes.

Sexiest elf waifu?

Cirilla Fionna Riannon

No problem :3