/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Overwatch Year-in-Review Developer Update
youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl

Previously:

Tracer!

I'm gay for Reinhardt and there's nothing you can do to tell me otherwise

Fareeha is cutest.

nth for quickplay

This is true

And was made for marrying and cuddling.

Bastion a cute

Hana's crotch

This is a man and woman who have known each other closely for over 20 years.

>they chose to join Overwatch together
>they were Overwatch's closest bond
>their feud was enough to tear the organization apart
>their anger was strong enough to propel them into continuing a dead war into old age and beyond even death
>but despite all that anger they still care
>one still carries a picture of the both of them along with their dearest friend
>one still watches families maybe even couples thinking of what they once had, or never had the chance

>and even in a parallel universe they feel the same
>one wants to put the other down so badly they go against their morals
>and when they are successful, despite all the hate, they're relieved the other is finally at rest and hopes it's for the final time

This is the lore between these two in the game. There is only one obvious difference.

And any sane person would realize this is clearly leading up to a romantic reveal.
If it were heterosexual you wouldn't deny it, and you know it

Why do people say Sombra does bad DPS? Even in Quick Play I've been killed by Sombra's who snuck up and unloaded directly into my skull and killed me in a second or less even as someone with more than 300HP because of so many critical hits.

Armor is what fucks over Sombra's DPS, as shown by the webms here of Sombra trying to sneak-kill Bastion. If someone has armor, especially more than 75 armor, then she can't do enough damage in a short time to kill anyone over 200 HP.

>Hana's song

Bravest omnic

post yfw Ogon’ po gotovnosti!

Hana's booty.

>Ana
Granny panties with depends liner

>D.Va
Bikini cut

>Mei
Compression longjohns

>Mercy
Lace cheekini

>Pharah
Hipsters

>Sombra
Tanga

>Symmetra
High-waist

>Tracer
Boyshorts

>Widowmaker
Lace thong

>Zarya
Commando

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How cancer are you?

They have to acknowledge that comp placement and general ranking up for support players is fucked right? They can't just assume we all play with friends who 'carry' us, right?

heat of the moment but it's still stupid that you have to fucking wait

Why does Genji have so many fucking hit-reg problems? His deflect has registration problems, his dragonblade has reg problems, his fucking swiftstrike has reg problems, get your shit together Blizzard.

What's the next event going to be?

Hana's Hanas

I wraith out of there

Now do the guys

>Hipsters
>not a chastity belt
brodoyouevenlore.vm

>just used my movement skill so i have no way to get out of the succ

Is this what autism looks like?

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This is lightweight shit compared to some of the pure waifushit generals

>potg two games in a row
>one as Soldier
>the other as Symmetra

>zen ult
>with how common ana is

Mei's Chinese and she builds walls
Lucio is black and he runs fast
Pharah is muslim and she's a suicide bomber
Junkrats Australian and he's insane
Why are all of the cast so stereotypical?

QP times since I don't play comp all that much but Lucio/Rein are my top two there.

when will ana be nerfed

Fucking Musicmilk.

fucking christ i CANT go higher than 2300 no matter what i do! Im playing for 3 seasons and 2300 always was my higher rating.
>climbing to 2340
>holy shit its more than 2300! im getting better!
>...
>....
>falling down
>im on 1990 now
Kill me. Just kill me already. I cant solo climb. No matter what i do, even if i kill as much as i can and working my ass off, it always goes like this
>3 games won
>2 games lost
>1 games won
>2 games lost
>4 games won
>3 games lost
>1 games won
>2 games lost
And it goes like that. I can go to 2300 but then go back to 2000 till i will come back to 2300 again.

Im playing as tanks and defensive characters.
Tried to play Lucio and Zenyatta out of quickplays but it was even worse because i couldnt actually do anything because our dps and tanks sucked and i was just a healer.
>zenyatta has gold kills and damage
>we have reaper/diva/soldier/hog
Kill me.

>tfw I want to see, hear, feel, taste and touch the blue

>I haven't checked if they've made any new stuff in the last five months or so
Oh I hope I have some catching up to do.

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Hana's smile

>tfw fell from 2700 to 2400
forced 50 is going to give me a stroke

Tracey best girl

Excluding the non-humans and robots:

>Hanzo
Fundoshi

>Junkrat
Patch-work drawers

>Lucio
Performance string

>McCree
Boxer drawers

>Reaper
Chastity device

>Reinhardt
Old man briefs

>Roadhog
Commando

>Soldier 76
Jockstrap

>Torbjorn
Boxer briefs

Yes.

And you never will because your waifu isn't real LAMO

>[HEAVILY USED]

Jesse McCree
When will the event end? I need to know if is should stop farming and just buy Peppermint Sombra.

>haven't played OW in months, finally boot it up to try to get skins before event ends
>first game in QP
>nasally prepubescent voice is heard as soon as the game loads
>"HEY GUISE I'LL GO REIN!"
>keeps fucking charging into enemy lines and feeding every life
>tfw
>later on a D.VA does her Self-Destruct right in front of us with no cover to hide in
>instead of shielding and saving all our lifes, he charges into the point and dies to the entire team waiting for him
>"WOW HELP ME HELP ME!!!!! GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS SUCK!!!! USELESS!!"

Good morning/afternoon/night, /owg/!
How are you today?

Way ahead of you buddy.

Naw Hoe it's Obviously Widow

>Soldier 76
>Jockstrap
hnnnnng

January. Look forward to having 2 seconds being added to the grenade cooldown and Blizzard saying it's fixed for two more months.

>but despite all that anger they still care
>one still carries a picture of the both of them along with their dearest friend
>one still watches families maybe even couples thinking of what they once had, or never had the chance

This part is all still speculation though user.

Had to play a comp match on my shitty laptop so the decay wouldn't kick in before I'm back on my pc and won so pretty good.

>see legendary drop from Loot Box
>see this

What is this feeling?

It's a bad feeling because it's one of the worst skins

Which character is this?

it boggles my mind that people think it's cool to just try out new heroes in comp

>see bloo picker
>check profile
>under 1hr playtime across QP and all comp seasons, including current
>mfw

Mei's cute sister, Rei?

Mei from a parallel universe where she isn't fat

why does she smile like a nerd???

shes a celebrity, she should know how to smile properly

Smug Hana

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Hana's midriff

Bitch please

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Comp stats?

There will never, EVER be an Overwatch character as fun to play as the Scout

regards, /tf2g/

There will never, EVER be a meaningful update to Team Fortress 2

regards, /owg/

way to put the tattoo on the wrong eye fucking retard

this is why there's a wage gap

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why are junker/scavenger so best skins?

Photos are reversed from the actual irl image retard, learn2physics

Oh yes, completely random, not rigged at all, no sir.

Too bad we'll never experience vanilla TF2 ever again.

TF2 is the Simpsons of Video Games. But unlike Zombie-Simpsons, Zombie-TF2 will never be good again.

>Shitter that's 2 ranks below average on game brought in by a group that doesn't join team chat
>Decides to play D.Va and can't take out sentry turrets once
>Team melted by Sym

Why the fuck do I play this god damn game solo queue

>Enemy uses all ults on me as Symmetra
>Casually walk back since they can't push any further now

I am sure that kill was worth the game.

Lucio was damn fun at launch. He's still fun now, but less so since the speed nerf

t. scout main

Had to reverse it because hair naturally parted on the right side

this is why there is a wage gap

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>It's a some shitter picks Ana and has no fucking clue how to utilize her episode

>he fell for the wage gap meme

needs armpit hair to reach its full potential desu

>get POTG with Symmetra
>autistic 4man start bitching that all it was was M1
>Play was literally hitting them one by one with M1 as they ignored me the entire time

How hard is it to just fucking shoot her? Calling her OP when you do nothing to actually kill her doesn't make her OP, it just makes you shit.

>used to only do quickplay
>try comp this season
>it's more rage-inducing, you can't play non-meta heroes, and sucks the fun out of everything
>try to go back to quickplay
>it somehow doesn't even feel like you're playing a real game

Anyone else know this feel? I miss doing dumb stuff like x3 winston

People who stack in comp are ruining comp. 6 stack or solo queue only. Your fucking shitty ass non-communicative random ass picking 3-5 stack that gets us put against a real team is fucking losing games.

Especially if you have people well over and well under the average, because the guy over is shit and can't carry and the guys under are shit and tank the team as well.

I'd wage her gap if you know what I mean

i play only for potg and to enrage my teammates

go hanzo or, god forbid, sombra. ive been yelled at from start to finish

why can't I ever find a qt mercy heal slut and instead get nothing but shitters

Stop playing a 4 stack and picking 4 offense/defense.

I'd wager you thought that was a lot more clever sounding than it actually ended up.

reminder /owg/ wants to fug 15 y/os

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all the vocabulary in the world cannot describe my disgust seeing this

>playing lucio earlier
>got sucked in with half our team
>rein puts his shield up
>for some reason I'm hanging in front of the shield
>D.va bomb lands right in front of us

If they don't add a solo queue competitive I may just say fuck it and not play or find some group of 3-4 and actually try keeping up with them.

It's just fucking impossible, what can I do as a solo queue to a team of 2-4 that refuses to join team chat, refuses to communicate, etc.. Basically competitive this season for me has almost exclusively come down to "Which team got the shittier group" whether that's winning or losing.

The few games that actually have 12 solo queue are generally fun, people generally work together, and win or lose it's usually fairly evenly matched.

I hate QP because your team will always try some meme team comp while the enemy will always do the meta pick. Unless we switch we are usually fucked. Competitive is more fun then it.

for you

Why does he wear that power scouter anyway