Used car

How can ANYONE justify buying a used car with cloth seats, knowing that the previous owner has injected their farts directly into the seat for years?

Do some people just enjoy sitting on someone else's fart bank?

What if the owner was a qt grill?

^^^

Then the seats would still be like new because girls don't do that

BRRRAAP

haha yeah all those absorbed farts

Thanks for ruining all used cars for me, jerk. I'm already germophobic enough.

That looks like really shitty cloth material what car is it?

Looks like an 04 Malibu?

Cloth doesn't HAVE to be ultra chintzy like op pic.

Black ice air fresheners to cover the smell and fart a lot to make it mine.

EZ

Def not a 'bu. Looks worse desu

>remove cloth from seats
>wash
>put back on seats

>free farts to huff
>implying the fart fumes dont make you go faster

I don't know about you but I wear clothes while driving so it doesn't affect me.

>buying a BMW with cloth upholstery

That's almost as bad as buying a manual Benz

It looks like a shityota. I recognize that lint brush cheap shit fabric

nigga please.

2004 Toyota Camry LE

Then you get your clothes filled with fart fumes you bring into your house

>buying a used car with leather

Shiggy diggy.

i fucking hate leather
it sucks so much when the sun has been beating on it. may as well throw my balls in a frying pan

Cloth is objectively nicer than leather for anything other than looks

exactly, leather is the biggest meme in the automotive industry.

No manual transmissions are

>I like farts in my seats

I take a microsope with me to check out used cars to make sure they are not infected with C.Diff. Pisses me off when I ask when the last bacterial inspection was and they look at me like I'm stupid FFS.

Get a commercial grade steam cleaner if you're that worried about it. Most grocery stores rent em.

How can you justify breathing with your dick sucking breath?
Do you enjoy the taste and smell of someone's cock in your mouth??

REAL leather > cloth >plastic leather aka summer ass swamp

>REAL leather
>literally some cows ass

if u think about it we are breathing farts all the time. lots of smells are from bacteria farting. animals farting everywhere...everything farts we live in world of fart

you get them steam cleaned by a detailer

And? You're drinking a cow's tit secretions when drinking milk

Hawt

You need to embrace that shit son. It's part of a used car's character.

The first thing I do when I check out a used car is slam my face into the driver's seat and breathe in as hard and as long as I can, savoring any remnants of the prior owner's farts, who is hopefully standing by and watching me.

You got issues bro

Nigga eat a dick!

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